朋友圈最暖心的毒舌,总有一款戳中你的心!

2018-05-22 09:31:53  每日学英语
人生要学会苦中作乐,

下面的“毒舌”,

总有一款能打动你的心~

 

 

 

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暖心毒舌

 

“My prince is not coming on a white horse. He’s obviously riding a turtle somewhere really confused...”

“我的王子并没有骑着白马向我走来,很显然他正在哪儿骑着乌龟困惑不已……”

 

 

 

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“Dear Bestfriend, please stay in my life forever because you’re one of the best things to ever happen to me.”

“亲爱的好朋友,请永远待在我的生命里,因为你是我遇到的最美好的事情之一。”

 

 

 

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暖心毒舌

 

“Can I borrow a hug please? I promise!! I’ll give u it back!!”

“我能借个拥抱吗?我保证我会还给你的!!”

 

 

 

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暖心毒舌

 

“ Never go to bed angry… Stay awake and plot revenge.”

“不要带着怒气上床睡觉……保持清醒计划复仇。”

 

 

 

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“ I was put on this earth to do two things. Piss people off and make people smile. Which lucky one are you?.”

“我来到世界上有两个任务。让别人愤怒和让别人开心,你属于哪一类呢?”|

 

 

 

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“My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.”

“我的钱包像洋葱一样。当我打开它时,它会让我哭泣。”

 

 

 

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“I don’t easily trust someone so when I tell you ‘I trust you.’ Don’t make me regret it.”

“我并不轻易相信别人,所以当我跟你说‘我相信你’时,别让我后悔。”

 

 

 

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“I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving!.”

“我度过了没有用椅子砸别人的一天。我想说我的社交技能正在提高!”

 

 

 

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“Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once.”

“有时我希望自己是一只章鱼,这样我就能同时扇八个人了。”

 

 

 

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“Be happy in front of people who don’t like you, ‘it kills them’.”

“在不喜欢的人面前开心,‘这会让他们痛不欲生’。”

 

 

 

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“Two mysterious people live in my house. Somebody & nobody. Somebody did it and nobody knows who.”

“两个神秘人住在我的房子里。某人&没人。某人做的,没人知道是谁。”

 

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