搞笑视频之烦人的橙子3 招惹西红柿番茄

烦人的橙子招惹西红柿(番茄)这里结局最凄惨的，恐怕要数番茄了。被扔进榨汁机里粉身碎骨让人甚是不忍。稍稍宽慰的是，即使已经变成一坨番茄酱，他还是有生命的。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I'm bored.

橙子：我好无聊啊

TOMATO: Whoa! Whoa! Where am I?

西红柿：喔喔，我在哪儿呢?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (gasps) Hey Apple! You're back!

橙子：嘿，苹果，你回来啦?

TOMATO: What?

西红柿：什么?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Apple! Where ya been?

橙子：嘿，苹果，你上哪儿玩了?

TOMATO: Are ya talking to me?

西红柿：你在和我讲话吗?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Apple!

橙子：嘿，苹果。

TOMATO: I-- I'm not an apple!

西红柿：我，我不是苹果。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey Apple!

橙子：嘿，嘿，苹果。

TOMATO: Hey I-- I'm not an apple.

西红柿：嘿，我，我不是苹果。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah ya are! You're red! See? You're an apple!

橙子：你就是，你看你红不啦叽的，看见了吗，你就是苹果

TOMATO: No no-no-no-no-no-no, y-- you see, I-- I'm a tomato.

橙子：不不不不不不，你，你看，我，我是西红柿。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: A tomato? You look like an apple.

橙子：西红柿?你看起来像苹果哦。

TOMATO: Uh-- no no no. I-- I'm a *fruit* like an apple, but I'm not an apple.

西红柿：不不不，我是个很像苹果的水果，但我不是苹果。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: No you're not, you're a vegetable.

橙子：射门，你才不是水果哩，你是蔬菜。

TOMATO: Well that's a common misconception, but a tomato like myself, I'm a--

西红柿：那是大众对我的误解，不过就我这个西红柿而言，我是...

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey!

橙子：嘿。

TOMATO: Uh--

西红柿：啥?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Apple! Can you spit seeds?

橙子：嘿，嘿，苹果，你会吐籽吗?

TOMATO: What?

西红柿：虾米?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Like this!

橙子：像这样(Orange spits a seed at Tomato. It hits Tomato next to his left eye.橙子对着西红柿吐了一颗籽，正中西红柿的左眼。)

TOMATO: Ow!

西红柿：噢....

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

橙子：哈哈哈哈哈

TOMATO: What the heck is wrong with you?!

西红柿：你脑子有问题啊。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I'm an orange!

橙子：我是一个橙子。

TOMATO: Don't ever do that to a tomato! Don't you know how easily I bruise?

西红柿：别再对西红柿做这种事了，比不知道我超容易黑脸吗?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're a "TOE-MAY-TOE?"

橙子：你是西--红---四

TOMATO: It's "Tomato."

西红柿：是西红柿。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: "TOE-MAY-TOE?"

橙子：西....红...四。

TOMATO: "TA-MA-TO!" "Tomato!" It's not hard!

西红柿，是西红柿，是西红柿，很难念吗?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah, you're a vegetable.

橙子：是的，反正你是蔬菜。

TOMATO: Fruit! I'm a fruit!

西红柿：水果，我是水果。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Uh-uh! Ya can't be a fruit AND a vegetable!

橙子：啊啊!这样不行哦，你不能边当水果，边当蔬菜哦。

TOMATO: (scoffs) I know! I'm not! I'm a fruit! Tomatoes are fruits!

西红柿：我知道啊，我不是蔬菜啊，我是个水果。西红柿是水果。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: No you're not! You're a vegetable, like a pumpkin!

不，你不是，你是蔬菜，像南瓜一样。

TOMATO: Pumpkins are fruits too, ya moron!

西红柿：南瓜也是水果，你个白痴。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah! And elephants are microwaves! (laughs)

橙子：对对对，就像大象要用显微镜看一样。

TOMATO: (sighs angrily)

西红柿：火大

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (laughing continues)

橙子：哈哈哈哈

TOMATO: I hate oranges.

西红柿：我恨橙子

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're an apple.

橙子：你是苹果。

TOMATO: I'm a tomato.

西红柿：我是西红柿。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Apple.

橙子：苹果

TOMATO: Tomato.

西红柿：西红柿

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Apple.

橙子：苹果

TOMATO: Tomato.

西红柿：西红柿

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Apple.

橙子：苹果

TOMATO: Tomato.

西红柿：西红柿

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Blender.

橙子：贵夫人

TOMATO: Huh?

西红柿：干嘛?

TOMATO: Whaa!

西红柿：啊....

TOMATO: Ey-- ow!

西红柿：哎呦

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa!

橙子：哇

TOMATO: Hey. Hey buddy! Don't press the button!

西红柿：嘿嘿，兄弟，别按那个按钮

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: What's that button do?

橙子：那个按钮怎么了?

TOMATO: Don't press the button! Don't press the button!

西红柿：别按那个按钮啊，别按

TOMATO: WHAAA--

西红柿：啊啊啊啊

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Tomato, are you okay?

橙子：西红柿，你还好吗?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Wow, you're juicy. If you were a fruit, you'd be in a real jam. (laughs, then groans nervously) Ow.

橙子：你还真多汁啊，如果你真是个水果的话，你可以成为果酱，哈哈哈哈

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (laughs) Hey, Tomato, good to see ya. I was hoping we could "ketchup." (laughing)

橙子：哈哈哈，嘿，西红柿，很高兴看到你，你可真是可口鲜美啊，哈哈哈哈

TOMATO: (sighs angrily)

西红柿：火大

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Get it? "Ketchup." (resumes laughing) Why aren't you laughing?

橙子：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，了解吗?可果美?你为啥不笑呢?