搞笑视频之烦人的橙子5 当橙子遇上橙子, 恰逢劲敌

相信看到这一集的你一定会很幸灾乐祸。橙子终于遇到劲敌了。并且这个同胞无论是讲冷笑话还是搞怪都比橙子更牛掰。看到橙子第一次面对强敌脸上落寞的表情还真是不适应。好在，导演保留了橙子的主演地位，再出色的劲敌，也改变不了最后的命运。即使再后来，厨房里多了无数个橙子，让主角也体验了崩溃的感觉……

ORANGE: It's kinda lonely in here all by myself.Hmm... Oh...

橙子：我一个人在这好孤独啊.....呼....咳

OTHER ORANGE: [muffled noises]

其它橙子：呜呜...嗯

ORANGE: Hey, what's that?

橙子：嘿，那是啥...小朋友?

OTHER ORANGE: Whoa! Hello, that was fun. [laughs]

其它橙子：哇噢，放在这里就好了，哈哈哈

ORANGE: Hey, you're an orange!

橙子：嘿，你是橙子诶。

OTHER ORANGE: Hey, you're an orange!

其它橙子：嘿，你是橙子诶。

ORANGE: I'm an orange!

橙子：我是一个橙子。

OTHER ORANGE: I'm an orange!

其它橙子：我是一个橙子。

ORANGE: That's what I said.

橙子：那是我说的话。

OTHER ORANGE: That's what I said.

其它橙子：那是我说的话。

ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange, you wanna hear a joke?

橙子：嘿，嘿，橙子，你想听笑话吗?

OTHER ORANGE: Okay.

其它橙子：好啊。

ORANGE: Why'd the chicken cross the--

橙子：Weism小鸡要穿过...

OTHER ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange?

其它橙子：嘿，嘿橙子?

ORANGE: What?

橙子：干嘛?

OTHER ORANGE: Why'd the orange go blind?

其它橙子：为什么橙子会瞎?

ORANGE: Huh?

橙子：啥?

OTHER ORANGE: 'Cause he was low on Vitamin C.

其它橙子：因为他维生素see不够，嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻

ORANGE: Hey, I was telling jokes.

橙子：嘿，我刚刚在讲笑话诶

OTHER ORANGE: Get it? Vitamin C?

其它橙子：懂了吗?维生素see? 嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻

ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange!What'd the orange say before he went to work?

橙子：嘿，嘿橙子。橙子上班前要说什么?

OTHER ORANGE: "Back to the rind" [guffaws]

其它橙子：重“批”战袍。

ORANGE: Hey, that's my joke!

橙子：嘿，那是我的笑话(干嘛破我的梗)。

OTHER ORANGE: [guffawing continues]

其它橙子：嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻

ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange, how many oranges does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

橙子：嘿，嘿橙子，要几个橙子才能装好灯泡

OTHER ORANGE: [grunts, farts] [laughs]

其它橙子：嘻嘻嘻(放屁)哈哈哈哈

ORANGE: What was that? I was in the middle of telling a joke and then you just--

橙子：干嘛?我在讲笑话诶，

OTHER ORANGE: [wet fart] Oh. There was a little pulp in that one.

其它橙子：放屁，这个有点水哦，哈哈哈哈

ORANGE: What is wrong with you?

橙子：你有病啊?

OTHER ORANGE: I think I'm a little ripe. [guffaws]

其它橙子：我想我有点熟了，哼嘻嘻嘻

ORANGE: Oh, yeah? Well, I bet you can't do this. [burps, laughs]

橙子：哦，是嘛?你能这样吗?打嗝。哈哈哈哈

OTHER ORANGE: Oh, anybody can do that. Watch. [belches loudly] Told you I'm ripe.

其它橙子：额，谁都会好不好，看好了。(打得超大声)跟你说我熟啦。

ORANGE: You're annoying.

橙子：你很烦(低能)。

OTHER ORANGE: No, I'm not. I'm an orange.

其它橙子：不，我不是，我是橙子。

ORANGE: Well, you're--

橙子：我看你是...

OTHER ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange, why'd the orange fall out of a tree?

其它橙子：嘿，嘿，橙子，为什么橙子会从树上掉下来?

ORANGE: 'Cause you're stupid?

橙子：因为它很低能吗?

OTHER ORANGE: 'Cause he went out on a limb. [laughs]

其它橙子：因为他(枯)哭了。哈哈哈哈

ORANGE: [growls]

橙子：怒

OTHER ORANGE: [continues laughing] I'm so funny. I tell the best jokes in the world.

其它橙子：哈哈哈哈哈。干嘛这么爽，我说了世界上最好笑的笑话吗?

ORANGE: Hey, Orange!

橙子：嘿，橙子。

OTHER ORANGE: What? What is it, Orange?

其它橙子：干嘛?干嘛?

ORANGE: Knife.

橙子：刀。

OTHER ORANGE: Huh? [screaming]

其它橙子：啊?啊啊啊啊啊

ORANGE: [laughing]

橙子：哈哈哈哈

ORANGE: Hey Orange, way to go.You've got lots of guts. [laughs]Get it? Guts? Oh, that's a lot better. Peace and quiet.Hey, what are you doing?

橙子：嘿，橙子，你蛮有料的嘛。(gut，勇气，内脏)哈哈哈哈，有听懂吗?蛮有了得，哈哈哈，哦，好多了，安静又和平。诶，你在干嘛?

OTHER ORANGES: Oh! Whoa! Ow! Hey, watch out.

更多橙子：哦，额，诶，小心点。

ORANGE: No.

橙子：不。

OTHER ORANGES: Hey, another orange! Hey, it's another orange! Hey, Orange! Hey, Orange!

其它橙子：嘿，有一个橙子诶，诶，另一个橙子，哦，另一个橙子。诶，橙子。

ORANGE: Noooooooooooooooo!

橙子：不呜呜呜呜呜呜