We were worried about you.
Don't be melodramatic.
I'm just getting on a train and leaving forever.
Well, so a few things don't go your way and yourbest decision is to ride the rails like a hobo?
Leonard, I am overwhelmed.
Everything is changing, and it's simply too much.
I need to get away and think.
I'm gonna miss you.
Of course you are.
You just made that easier.
Excuse me. Is it at all possible that you're knitting a pair of pants?
Oh, well, no, you're understandably terrified. But, you know, allow me to explain.
45 days ago, um, I embarked on a railroad journey of healing because my university wasmaking me do string theory, and my favorite comic book store burned down, and when myroommate got engaged, my girlfriend wanted to move in with me, which was no doubt a ployjust to see my - well, excuse my language, but my bathing suit parts.
Uh, sir, may I use your phone?
I don't think so.
Yeah, well, I understand that I'm half naked, but there is a reasonable explanation.
While I slept in my sleeper car, all my possessions were stolen.
Now, typically, I wear pajamas, but I recently adopted a hobo lifestyle and pajamas are thesleep-pants of the Man.
I'll have you know, Mahatma Gandhi wore no pants and a nation rallied behind him!
My good man...Now, before you walk away...I know that I may appear deranged, but I am, infact, a world-renowned physicist.
Ask me the difference between a boson and a fermion.
Go ahead, ask! Bosons have integer spin, fermions have half-integer spin!
My legs are getting cold!
Why won't anybody help me?