Listen. You staying here seems like something shewould've talked to me about.
Well, maybe if you called your mother more often,you'd know.
It wouldn't kill you to pick up the phone.
Any word on my stolen items?
We're doing everything we can.
You know, Sherlock Holmes liked to use cocaine to sharpen his focus.
But I'm sure those Cool Ranch Doritos are doing the trick.
Leonard! Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
Are you okay? Oh, I'm fine.
Why did you come?
What do you mean, why did I come?
You're my boyfriend.
I haven't seen you in over a month.
I just drove six hours to help you out.
Don't you have anything to say besides, "Why did you come?"
I do, but...I feel uncomfortable saying it out loud in front of these police officers.
Fine. Whisper it.
So, Sheldon, tell us about your trip.
Where'd you go?
Where didn't I go?
I went to New York, Chicago, Atlanta, Denver, Seattle.
How were they?
Oh, I have no idea.
I never left the train station.
Hang on. You traveled across the entire country and never left a train station?
Why would I?
That's where all the cool trains are.