Well, the only reason she got it is 'cause the guy whointerviewed her loves me.
What do you want?
I, uh, kind of got the feeling you might not be okaywith me staying at your mom's.
You're right, I'm not.
I think it's weird.
Howie? It is. He's a grown man.
He's just gonna live there rentfree?
How is that gonna motivate him to get off his butt and get a job?
I mean, do you even have a plan?
Hey, you're not my father, okay?
And besides, your mother and I were talking..."Your mother and I"? You're not my father!
I didn't say I was your father! Well, I didn't say " I was your father!"
Okay, calm down. You're not his father, he's not your father! Nobody's anybody's father.
II'm sorry you don't like my life choices, but it's my life!
Well, it's my house, it's my rules!
Okay, Dad! If I mow the lawn, can I have my allowance?
Hey, don't you take that sarcastic tone with him!
I don't have to listen to you!
Don't talk to her like that!
That is my mother...Wife! My wife! I said my wife!
You know what? This isn't getting us anywhere.
When you're ready to apologize, you know where to find me.
Well, yeah, in my house!
That's right, sucka!
I wish I'd never gone on that trip.
I feel no better now than when I left.
But you still accomplished something.
Yeah. If you had told anyone that you were going away on a train by yourself across thecountry, do you know what they would have said?
That I couldn't do it? Exactly.
Right after they said, "Yay!"
But you did do it.
So what if it didn't all go your way?
That's what makes it an adventure.
That's a good point.
Yeah, I'm a lot like Gandalf the Grey.
He fought the Balrog and emerged stronger than ever as Gandalf the White.
I was robbed of my phone and pants, and I, too, came back stronger.