See? This trip was good for you.
Indeed. I was the world's smartest caterpillar.
And then after pupating in our nation's railwaysystem, I've burst forth as the world's smartestbutterfly.
Butterfly could've gotten himself home from Arizona.
Yeah, I feel renewed.
I'm ready to deal with any changes that come my way.
Hey. Look who's back!
Your hair is different. You changed your hair.
I can't take this. I'm out.
Would you like to see pictures from my trip?
I thought your phone got stolen.
Yeah, it did, but luckily all my photos got backed up to the Cloud.
And you thought they all had a silver lining.
Here: Day one.
Uh, this was the seat I was going to sit in but didn't because there were cracker crumbs on it.
As it was first class, I suspect Ritz.
This is the train bathroom.
This is the Imodium I took so I would never have to use the train bathroom.
I cannot believe you traveled the entire country and never left the train station.
You know, I almost died in a fire in Des Moines, but I stayed put.
FYI-that's when the Imodium gave out.