What a sick use of science.
Hey, as long as the baby's healthy.
I wonder if Stalin considered any other animals.
Hippos are the deadliest creature.
A half-human, half-hippo soldier would be pretty badass.
Yes, but when they're hungry-hungry, you can stop them with marbles.
Yeah, the correct animal for interspecies supersolider is koala.
You would wind up with an army so cute it couldn't be attacked.
But half-man, half-owl could fly...-The answer is cuddly soldiers with big flat noses. Moving on.
So, Penny, when's the new job start?
Did you get a chance to look over the materials I gave you?
Uh, not yet, but I will.
I said I'll get to it.
I'm sensing awkwardness, am I right? -Yes. -Swish.
I don't want to be pushy, but you've never done pharmaceutical sales before.
It seems like you could use this time to get a head start.
Well, the first few weeks will be all training.
They'll tell me everything I need to know.
But imagine how impressed they'd be if you showed up already familiar with the material.
Okay, so what, you want me to be like a teacher's pet?
Mm, I don't know.
Who here has ever been hurt because they were the teacher's pet?
It was like the rest of the class wanted Ms. McDonald to forget the quiz.