博客 写什么? 写我们
Blog. About? Us.
You mean me. Why?
Well, you're typing a lot.
So, what have we got?
My wife seems to be spending a very long time at the office.
I think my husband might be having an affair.
She's not my real aunt, she's been replaced.
I know she has.
I know human ash. Leave.
We are prepared to offer any sum of money you care to mention
for the recovery1 of these files. Boring.
We have this website, it explains the true meaning of comic books,
cos people miss a lot of the themes.
But then all the comic books started coming true.
That's the title. What does it need a title for?
Do people actually read your blog?
Where do you think our clients2 come from?
I have a website.
In which you enumerate3 240 different types of tobacco ash.
Nobody's reading your website.
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Right then, dyed4 blonde hair, no obvious cause of death,
except for these speckles, whatever they are.
Oh, for God's sakes5!
What?The Speckled Blonde?!
They wouldn't let us see Granddad when he was dead.
Is that cos he'd gone to heaven?
People don't really go to heaven when they die,
they're taken to a special room and burned.
There was a plane crash in Dusseldorf yesterday.
Suspected terrorist6 bomb.
We do watch the news.
You said "boring" and turned over.
Well, according to the flight details,
this man was checked in on board.
Inside his coat he's got a stub from his boarding pass,
napkins from the flight,
even one of those special biscuits.
Here's his passport, stamped at Berlin Airport.
So this man should have died in a plane crash in Germany yesterday,
but instead he's in a car boot in Southwark.
Eight so far.
OK, four ideas.
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