伍迪单口相声精选 第16期:宠物Pets

When I was little boy, I wanted a dogdesperately, and we had no money. I was a tinykid, and my parents couldn't get me a dog,'cause we just didn't have the money, so theygot me, instead of a dog - they told me it was adog - they got me an ant.

在我还是小孩子的时候，我非常希望得到一条狗，但是我们家没有钱。我是个小小孩，我父母无法买狗给我，因为我们就是没有钱，于是他们没有买狗给我，而是给了我一只蚂蚁——他们告诉我那就是狗。

And I didn't know any better, y'know, I thought itwas a dog, I was a dumb kid.

我一点也不知道，我以为它就是一只狗，我是个笨孩子。

Called it 'Spot'. I trained it, y'know.

我叫它“点点”，我还训练它。

Coming home late one night, Sheldon Finklestein tried to bully me.

有天晚上我回家晚了，谢尔顿·芬克尔斯汀想欺负我。

Spot was with me. And I said "Kill!", and Sheldon stepped on my dog.

“点点”就在我身边。我说：“杀!”谢尔顿一脚踏在了我的狗身上。