英语笑话（双语）14 一次特别的伤风感冒
一次特别的伤风感冒
On a rainy, miserable day, the funeral processionwas climbing the steep hill to the cemetery, whensuddenly the rear doors of the hearse broke open andthe coffin slid out.
一个阴雨、悲惨的日子，有列送葬队伍正沿着陡峭的山路向墓地前进，这时突然间灵车的后门破开，棺材滑出车外。
To the horror of the mourners, the casket hurtled down the hill, scattering motorists andpedestrians. At tremendous speed it leaped onto the sidewalk and barreled into a drugstore. Itcrashed into the counter and the lid flew open.令哀悼者大感惊恐的是，棺材滑下山坡，冲散了汽车和行人，接着它以高速冲上人行道并滚进一家药房，最后棺材撞到了柜台里面，盖子则崩开了。"For Heaven'ssake," said the corpse to the astonished pharmacist, "give me something to stop this coffin. "“看在老天的份上，”棺木中的尸体向惊魂未定的药剂师说道:“给我一点东西把棺材停止下来。”
1.funeral procession 送葬队伍
例句：The funeral procession in Paris was the lastrally of the revolution.
在巴黎为她的送葬队伍要算学潮运动的最后的集会了。
2.rear doors 后门
例句：Here rear doors open up against the wind like in the exclusive Rolls-Royce model.
这辆车的后门敞开，迎着风就像是独一无二的劳斯莱斯模型。
3.slid out 滑落
例句：The cake easily slid out of the pan.
那块薄饼很轻易地从锅里滑落出来。
4.at tremendous speed 高速
例句：It now came straigh towards them at tremendous speed.
它现在正以惊人的速度直冲他们驶来。
