听美剧学英语 - 再造淑女Selfie 第11期：美美地现身

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　　Hi

　　Hi

　　Well, You are...wearing an enormous amount of fragrance.

　　Can't you say anything nice?

　　Well, had you employed a lighter touch...

　　Never mind.

　　Let me just grab the tiniest purse known to man, and then we can go.

　　My, that is wee.

　　Yeah.

　　You don't even want to know where I had to stash my phone.

　　No phones. No...no...no wedding selfies.

　　Today's about focusing on a beauty other than your own.

　　Is there something funny?

　　You just called me beautiful.

　　I absolutely didn't.

　　You indirectly did.

　　Henry, who is this beautiful girl on your arm?

　　Sir, this is Eliza Dooley.

　　She works in sales.

　　Eliza Dooley.

　　Eliza, you...you, uh...you look amazing.

　　Right?

　　Thank you.

　　Thank you.

　　How are you?"

　　How are you?

　　Good!

　　Good!

　　And now, in lieu of vows, Maureen will recite a poem she wrote for Terrance.

　　If I'm the fire, you're the spark.

　　If I'm the nest, you're my lark.

　　If I'm the lock, you're the key.

　　If I am hook, you are smee.

　　Did she say "Smee"?

　　Yes, I believe so.

　　If I'm the eye, you're the tear.

　　If I am bagel, you're my schmear.

　　Why would she be bagel?

　　It's unclear. Shh!

　　If I'm the dark, you're the light.

　　If I'm Ben Franklin, you're my Kite.

　　If I am Nordstrom, you're the rack.

　　If I'm a net...