听美剧学英语 - 摩登家庭第一季 第18集 Starry Night

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我最喜欢的放松方式是什么

What's my favorite way to relax?

 

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戴上我的无线耳机

Throw on my wireless headphones

 

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沉浸在自然频道的节目中

and disappear into the Nature Channel.

 

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年幼的平背海龟在海底搜寻着食物

The young flatback turtle searches for food on the ocean floor.

 

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然而这只平背海龟却  

This flatback, however-

 

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自然的美妙之处在于

The fascinating thing about nature...

 

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在眨眼之间

is how, in the blink of an eye,

 

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可以从绝对的宁静美

it can go from a scene of total tranquil beauty...

 

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变到原始的暴力场景

to raw, primal violence.

 

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你带着这玩意儿真的听不到我说话吗

Can you seriously not hear me with those things on?

 

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这是消除外界杂音的技术  你来试试

It's noise-canceling technology. Give it a spin. It's got-

 

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-亲爱的  专注  -妈

- Sweetie, focus, now. - Mom,

 

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你为什么对每个人都一惊一乍的

why are you freaking out on everyone?

 

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因为你表现的很不负责任  你们全都是

Because you are acting very irresponsibly- all of you.

 

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听着  亲爱的

Listen, honey.

 

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卢克有个大型的课题研究要做  明天就得交  

Luke has a giant project due tomorrow for school

 

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但他到现在都没开始

that he hasn't even started,

 

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而海莉刚通知我

and Haley just informed me

 

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她要为学校的募捐会准备40个纸杯蛋糕

she needs 40 cupcakes for her school fund-raiser,

 

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也是明天要

also due tomorrow.

 

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我想指出一下

I'd like to point out

 

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我独立按时地完成了全部学校作业

I completed all my assignments on my own and on time.

 

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-不是得瑟的时候  艾丽克斯  -听着

- Not now, Alex.  -Ok, look,

 

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我来做纸杯蛋糕  你去做课题研究

I will take the cupcakes. You do the project.

 

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-主题是文森特·梵高  -成交

- It's on Vincent Van Gogh. - Done!

 

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好的  我需要你好好监督他  

Ok, I need you to really stay on him.

 

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让他保持专注

Keep him focused.

 

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好吧  我打算采用一种不同的教育方法

All right. I'm actually gonna take a different approach, but-

 

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我强烈要求你别那么做

Actually gonna insist that you don't.

 

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克莱尔  我知道你有你的方法  

Claire, I know you've got your methods,

 

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但我也有我的方法

but so do I.

 

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我很抱歉  但我不喜欢事必躬亲

And I'm sorry, but I'm not a micromanager.

 

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相信我  我可以向卢克提供 

Trust me, I can provide Luke

 

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他所需的工具和指导

with the tools and guidance he needs...

 

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同时又不会管得太死

without, uh, smothering him.

 

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你觉得我把孩子管得太死吗

You think I smother our child?

 

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那不是你的错  亲爱的

It's not your fault, honey.

 

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爱管教是母亲的天性

"Mother" Is part of the word.

 

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你没听说过父亲的天性是爱管教吧

You never hear of anyone being "Sfathered" to death.

 

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我知道卢克的问题在哪里  

I know what Luke's problem is.

 

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他患有注意力缺陷过动症

He's got A.D.H.D.

 

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-不  -不  我才没有呢

- No. - No, I don't!

 

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-那是什么  -我可以告诉你

- What is it? - I'd tell you,

 

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但我肯定话没说完  你就走神了

but you'd wander off before I got to the "H."

 

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答应我你会好好监督他

Just promise me that you will stay on him

 

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直到他完成任务

until this project is done.

 

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我会的  但你得对他多点信心

I will, but you might have a little more confidence in him.

 

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哇  哇  大家都听不见我说话

Wah! Wah! No one can hear me now.

 

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众人皆蠢我独聪

Everybody is stupid except me.

 

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哈  哈  我好搞笑啊

Ha, ha, ha. I am funny.

 

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摩登家庭

第一季第十八集

 

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这真是我见过的最有爱的事了

Is this the cutest thing I've ever seen?

 

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你拿着你的小望远镜站在路边

You out here on the curb with your little telescope,

 

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等着你爸

waiting for your dad.

 

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那不叫有爱  那叫科学

It's not cute. It's-lt's science.

 

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今晚是壮观的天琴座流星雨

Tonight is the magnificent Lyrid meteor shower.

 

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就是"奇客星球"穿过"书呆子路"

It's where the planet Geek passes through the Nerdy Way. It-

 

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你知道我私心以为很美好的

Oh, you know I think it's sweet.

 

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每隔几年  米奇尔和他的爸爸就会

Every couple years, Mitchell and his father go out

 

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一起去看流星雨

and enjoy one of these showers together.

 

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我  我觉得你那样说是不合适的

Oh, I- I wouldn't necessarily put it that way.

 

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我是说  是的  我和我父亲很喜欢那个

I mean, yes, me and my father enjoy it,

 

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因为我们其实没什么共同兴趣爱好

because we don't share a lot of the same interests.

 

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比如  我从来不跟他一起去看体育比赛

Like, um, I-I never went to sports games with him.

 

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或许是因为你称之为体育比赛

Probably because you call 'em "Sports games."

 

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-略掉"体育"  -直接说"比赛"就好了

- Just lose the "Sports." - Just- Just games.

 

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噢  你的沐"雨"伙伴来了  

Oh, here comes your shower partner.

 

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别闹了

Stop it.

 

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我开玩笑的  和你爸玩得开心  好吗

I'm kidding. Have fun with your dad, okay?

 

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好的  晚点见

All right. See you later.

 

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-别担心我  -我才不担心

- Don't worry about me. - I'm not.

 

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我只是假设你或许会担心

I'm just saying, if you were.

 

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副驾驶座已占  衰仔

Shotgun, sucka!

 

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确保你的座位已经调到你想要的位置

Make sure your seat is exactly the way you want it,

 

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你可以随便按上面这些控制按钮

and feel free to play with any of these controls up here.

 

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其实我也不知道各个功能是什么

I have no idea what they do.

 

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但我希望我的车就是你的车

But I want mi car to be su car.

 

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卡梅隆  你还好吧  你似乎很紧张

Cameron, are you okay? You seem nervous.

 

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紧张  怎么可能  我才不紧张呢

Uh, nervous? No. I'm not nervous.

 

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我确实很紧张

I was nervous.

 

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我是说  当米奇和他爸计划好出去之后

I mean, when Mitchell made plans with his father,

 

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我就想  为何不和歌洛莉亚出去玩一晚呢

I figured, why not spend the evening with Gloria?

 

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我一直都想和她做闺蜜的

I've always wanted to be good friends with her.

 

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理论上说  我们注定是好闺蜜的

On paper, we should be good friends.

 

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瞧瞧我们  一个火辣  身材曲线玲珑的歌后

Look at us. One spicy, curvy diva-

 

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和歌洛莉亚

And Gloria.

 

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问题是  我造成了一点小隔阂

The problem is, I had a little minor setback

 

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是几周前的事了  我们必须得克服才行

that we had to overcome from a couple weeks ago.

 

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我真受不了和他常青藤的朋友们一起玩

I cannot stand hanging out with his lvy League friends.

 

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-他们最差劲了  -他们也没那么差劲啦

- Oh, they're the worst. - They're not that bad.

 

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-他们是最差劲的  -开什么玩笑

- They are the worst! - Are you kidding me?

 

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要黛比两分钟内

Debbie can't go two minutes

 

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不谈哥伦比亚大学都不行

without talking about Columbia University.

 

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还有那个哈佛毕业的弱视小矮子  

And the little guy with the lazy eye from Harvard.

 

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是布朗大学

Brown.

 

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管他呢  

Whatever.

 

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老实说  我希望那个骚货可以滚回哥伦比亚

Honestly, I wish that tart would go back to Columbia...

 

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把她古怪的棕色小朋友也带走

and take her weird little Brown friend with her.

 

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{\an8}[Brown  棕色的  也指布朗大学]

 

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小卡  你得放松  你已经解释过了

Cam, you need to relax. You explained.

 

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越解释越糟

Not very well.

 

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你知道出现尴尬的事情时  我变得多失控

You know how awkward I get when things get awkward.

 

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当我说"棕色的人"[布朗大学学生]

So when I said "Brown people,"

 

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我不是在说你们这些棕色皮肤的人

I wasn't talking about your, uh, brown people.

 

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我是在说那些布朗大学的学生

I was talking about people who go to a university.

 

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不是你们这种人

Um, not your people.

 

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不是说你们这种人不能上大学

N-Not that your people couldn't go to college.

 

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好吧  我听到我自己  

Okay, now I'm hearing myself

 

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说了太多的"你们这种人"

say "Your people" a lot, so-

 

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我只是很兴奋  因为这是...

Um, just very excited because this is, um-

 

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这是我们第一次一起出去过夜生活

you know, this is our first night out together,

 

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算是我们的小约会吧

so it's our little date.

 

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我们这是要去哪儿

Where are we going?

 

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先确保你的安全带牢牢系上了

Make sure your seat belt is securely fastened...

 

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以及你的小餐桌直立收起

and your tray tables are in the upright position...

 

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因为我们要去帕莱索餐厅啦

because I got us into Palaiseau!

 

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-好高级啊  -我知道

- Ah! Fancy! -I know.

 

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通常要提前4周预约

It's normally a four-week wait,

 

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但那个领班是我在普拉提课上的好基友

but the matre d' is an old Pilates brother of mine,

 

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所以只要打个电话就行了

so just one phone call.

 

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好吧

Okay.

 

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帕莱索

Palaiseau!

 

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那个  卡梅隆  其实

Ay, Cameron, you know what?

 

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我觉得我好像没心情去那么高档的地方

I don't know if I'm in the mood for something so fancy.

 

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我们能不能去个  比较简单点的地方

Can we just go somewhere, like, more simple?

 

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噢  好的  当然了

Oh, uh, yes. Yes, of course.

 

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我们可以...你想去哪里啊

We can- What were- What did you have in mind?

 

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我不知道

I don't know.

 

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去我以前常去的一个拉丁小餐馆怎么样

How 'bout a little Latin place that I always used to go?

 

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-听上去很棒  -好吧

- That sounds fantastic. - Okay.

 

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我很想看看你们那种人的饮食文化

I would love to see how your people eat.

 

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"你们那种人"

"Your people"?

 

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我是哪根筋搭错了啊

What is wrong with me?

 

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听好  现在是打鸡蛋时间了

Okay. It's egg-crackin' time.

 

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来  妈来传授你一个打鸡蛋的窍门

Now, I find the key to cracking an egg properly-

 

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妈  我不是孩子了  我会的

Mom, I'm not a child. I can do it.

 

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-好吧  -好吧

- Okay. - Okay.

 

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好吧

Okay.

 

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我妈可不傻

My mom's not dumb.

 

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你不能直接开口让她帮你做事

You can't just ask her to do something for you.

 

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你一定要摆好龙门阵  坐等她上钩

You have to very carefully put the cheese in the trap.

 

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糟糕  我弄了一点蛋壳进碗里了

Oh. Oops. I got a little shell in the bowl.

 

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发生那种事的是时候  我觉得我会...

When that happens, I find that I like to...

 

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-别那样做  -我抓到了  没事

- Do not do that. - I got it. It's okay.

 

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-好恶心啊  -好吧  放着  我来吧

- Oh, that's- that's really gross. - Okay. I'm gonna- I'll do this.

 

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你擦擦手走人吧

You just mop up.

 

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成功

And snap.

 

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我为她感到悲哀是不是不该啊

Is it bad that I feel sorry for her?

 

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-我该如何开始呢  -你觉得呢

- So how do I start? -What do you think?

 

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我不知道  通常都是妈妈告诉我怎么做

I don't know. Mom usually tells me what to do.

 

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彼此彼此  我开玩笑的  我爱你妈

Join the club. I'm kidding. I love your mom.

 

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我们今天换个新的学习方法

We are going to try a new approach this time.

 

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听好  你的目标是要创建一个

Now, your goal is to create a display

 

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关于梵高的生平和作品的展板  对吧

about the life and art of Van Gogh, right?

 

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-是啊  -好的  你的展示板在此

- Yeah. - Okay. You got your poster board right here.

 

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现在  就假装你是在叙述他的生平

So, pretend you're telling the story of his life...

 

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而听众是从未听说过他的人

to someone who has never heard of him.

 

158

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你会在展板上放些什么

What do you put on that board?

 

159

00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:33,640

我看见你的脑筋在转动  创意的火花

I see the wheels spinning. A spark of crea-

 

160

00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,120

他们是怎么把铅锌放进铅笔里的

How do they get the lead in pencils?

 

161

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好了  别跑题

Ok, Let's try to stay on topic.

 

162

00:06:37,140 --> 00:06:38,970

嘿  杰  瞧瞧谁认为

Hey, Jay. Look who thinks

 

163

00:06:38,970 --> 00:06:42,640

水星是太阳系中密度最大的行星

Mercury is the densest planet in the solar system.

 

164

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从你嘲笑的语气中  我就知道我说错了

I take it from your mocking tone that I am incorrect.

 

165

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密度最大的行星是地球

Densest planet is Earth.

 

166

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那你就是密度最大的星球上最愚钝的人

Which makes you the densest guy on the densest planet.

 

167

00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:52,200

{\an8}[Densest一词多意  密度最大的/愚钝的]

 

168

00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,650

-中枪  -好吧

- Zing! -Fine.

 

169

00:06:52,410 --> 00:06:56,100

{\pos(191,217)}当天早些时候

 

170

00:06:52,740 --> 00:06:54,660

你确定米奇尔不建议我跟着去吗

You sure Mitchell won't mind me tagging along?

 

171

00:06:54,660 --> 00:06:56,140

开什么玩笑  他很爱你的  

Are you kidding? He loves ya.

 

172

00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:58,160

你在担心什么

What are you worried about?

 

173

00:06:58,240 --> 00:06:59,950

我以前从来没有过兄弟

I've never had a brother before.

 

174

00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:01,830

我和他一起相处的时间也不多

We never really hung out that much.

 

175

00:07:01,910 --> 00:07:04,370

孩子  你想太多了

Kiddo, you are overthinking this.

 

176

00:07:04,370 --> 00:07:06,120

我只是不想说错话

I just don't wanna say the wrong thing.

 

177

00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:08,200

不会的  那正是有兄弟的好处

You can't. That's the beauty of having a brother.

 

178

00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,920

我和我弟弟总是相互抨击

Me and my brother were zinging each other all the time.

 

179

00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,980

比如  "什么情况啊  肥仔"

You know, like, "What's going on, fat boy?"

 

180

00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:14,510

"没什么  蠢蛋'

"Nothing much, jackass."

 

181

00:07:14,590 --> 00:07:15,880

就像那样互相出糗

You know, things of that nature.

 

182

00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:19,430

那是兄弟间表达爱的方式

It's- It's how brothers express love.

 

183

00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:25,440

副驾驶位已占  衰仔

Shotgun, sucka!

 

184

00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:29,440

哈哈  真有你的

Yeah. That's good.

 

185

00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:32,230

我去欣赏一下风景

I'm gonna see the sights.

 

186

00:07:33,230 --> 00:07:34,920

别让风景先看到你哦

Not if they see you first!

 

187

00:07:35,950 --> 00:07:37,610

刚刚那玩笑没有笑点  孩子

Kind of missed with that one, kid.

 

188

00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:40,980

好了

All right.

 

189

00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:43,750

你想知道的信息都在上面

This is all you need to know right here.

 

190

00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:46,270

显然  铅笔杆一开始是分开的

Apparently, the pencil's in two pieces,

 

191

00:07:46,270 --> 00:07:47,790

然后才将铅锌放中间粘合到一起

and they glue 'em together on the lead.

 

192

00:07:47,870 --> 00:07:50,710

我们把关于他生平的材料放这边

What if we put all the stuff about his life on this side...

 

193

00:07:50,790 --> 00:07:53,300

关于他画作的材料放那边怎么样

and all the stuff about his paintings on this side?

 

194

00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:55,540

卢克  小老弟  那太棒了

Luke, buddy, that's fantastic!

 

195

00:07:55,540 --> 00:07:57,790

最棒的是  这个主意是你自己想出来的

And the best part is, you came up with that by yourself.

 

196

00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:02,220

只需要一点专注就做到了

All it took was a little bit of focus and, uh-

 

197

00:08:02,310 --> 00:08:04,180

这玩意儿真松了  

This thing is really loose.

 

198

00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:06,650

我去拿把螺丝起子  你继续弄这个

I'm gonna go grab a screwdriver. But you run with this.

 

199

00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:09,230

各就各位  预备开始  小梵高

On your mark, get set, Van Gogh.

 

200

00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:12,320

嘿  爸  他长得有点像米奇尔舅舅

Hey, Dad. He kind of looks like Uncle Mitchell,

 

201

00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,480

如果米奇尔舅舅是疯子的话

if Uncle Mitchell were insane.

 

202

00:08:17,950 --> 00:08:19,700

我被黄鼠狼的臭液喷到了

I got sprayed by a skunk!

 

203

00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:22,570

你臭死了

Oh, you stink!

 

204

00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:25,360

不仅是在天文学方面很"臭"  攻击成功

And not just at astronomy! Blammo!

 

205

00:08:25,990 --> 00:08:27,950

是怎么回事啊

What is happening?

 

206

00:08:33,910 --> 00:08:35,170

我爱这地方

I love this place.

 

207

00:08:35,170 --> 00:08:37,420

我有点担心  因为这并不是...

I was a little bit worried because it's not exactly-

 

208

00:08:37,420 --> 00:08:40,700

我  爱  这地方

I... love... this place.

 

209

00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:43,280

我  很  紧张

I... was... nervous.

 

210

00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,900

我是说  菜单上有很多不同的食物

I mean, there was a lot of different food on the menu,

 

211

00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:47,950

地上也有  墙上也有

and on the floor, and on the wall.

 

212

00:08:48,030 --> 00:08:50,660

你确定你的话没有任何一点夸张吗

Are we sure we're not exaggerating just a little bit?

 

213

00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:51,930

你当时在现场吗  米奇

Were you there, Mitchell?

 

214

00:08:51,930 --> 00:08:53,070

如果你在  我肯定能认得出当场

Because I think I would have recognized

 

215

00:08:53,070 --> 00:08:54,960

除我之外的唯一一个白人或同志

the only other white or gay person.

 

216

00:08:55,830 --> 00:08:57,790

我已经冒犯过歌洛莉亚一次了  

I'd already offended Gloria once.

 

217

00:08:57,790 --> 00:08:59,420

不能再有第二次了

Not gonna do it again.

 

218

00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:02,000

{\pos(196,265)}你好  欢迎光临  是歌洛莉亚啊

 

219

00:09:02,130 --> 00:09:04,690

{\pos(196,265)}好久没光临过小店啦

 

220

00:09:04,690 --> 00:09:06,660

-那是我朋友卡梅隆  -欢迎光临

- Mi amigo Cameron. - Ah, welcome.

 

221

00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:09,400

-照旧点"辣得跳"吧  -你还记得啊

- So, carnitas diablos. - Ah, you remember.

 

222

00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:12,380

也给我同样的吧

Um, I'll just have the same thing.

 

223

00:09:12,380 --> 00:09:14,970

不不不  你该点鸡肉玉米卷

No, no, no. You should have the chicken enchiladas.

 

224

00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:18,090

不  我也要"辣得跳"

No, I'll have the carnitas diablos.

 

225

00:09:18,180 --> 00:09:20,220

-你扛不住的  -你说什么

- These are not for you. - Excuse me?

 

226

00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,000

那东西太辣了

They're too spicy.

 

227

00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,050

歌洛莉亚小姐是因为已经习惯了  

Miss Gloria's used to it.

 

228

00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:23,100

他说的对

Yeah, he's right.

 

229

00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:27,690

我可以辣得让你震惊到趴下  美女

I can spice you under the table any day there, sweet thing.

 

230

00:09:27,770 --> 00:09:31,190

就要"辣得跳"  谢谢

Dos carnitas diablos, por favor.

 

231

00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:32,860

好吧

Okay.

 

232

00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:34,820

好吧

Okay.

 

233

00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:40,520

-米奇  止步  -好吧  我妄想什么呢

- Mitchell! - Of course. What was I thinking?

 

234

00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:43,100

爸  我们  能直接回家了吗

Dad, can we- can we just go home, please?

 

235

00:09:43,190 --> 00:09:45,910

你得先把身上臭气散掉  我才让你进车

You've got to air out first before I let you in that car.

 

236

00:09:45,910 --> 00:09:47,600

否则车里的气味永远消不掉

I'll never get the stink out.

 

237

00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,500

嘿  杰  那是金星吗

Hey, Jay, is that Venus?

 

238

00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:53,790

{\an8}[金星的大气层里有浓硫酸  会下硫酸雨]

 

239

00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:52,560

我从这儿可以闻到纯硫酸的酸臭气哦

'Cause I can smell the clouds of pure sulfuric acid from here.

 

240

00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:56,150

-躺枪  -好吧  我真得回家了

- Slam! - Okay. I-I'd really like to go home now.

 

241

00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:57,490

我们会错过流星雨的

We'll miss the meteor shower.

 

242

00:09:57,490 --> 00:09:58,820

问题出在你的衣服上

The trouble is your clothes.

 

243

00:09:58,910 --> 00:10:01,910

脱下吧  车后备箱里有条毛毯

Just take them off. I think there's a blanket in the trunk.

 

244

00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:02,790

你确定吗  老爸

You sure, Dad?

 

245

00:10:02,790 --> 00:10:04,280

你不担心我会把毛毯弄臭吗

You're not worried I might stink up the blanket?

 

246

00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:05,960

别担心

Don't worry about it.

 

247

00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,570

那是我们用来铺在车座上的

We just use it to cover up the seat

 

248

00:10:07,570 --> 00:10:10,040

曼尼练完探戈会汗淋淋的要隔一下

for when Manny's all sweaty after his tango class.

 

249

00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,670

如果你没出汗  就说明你练得不对

If you don't sweat, you're not doing it right.

 

250

00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:21,980

他是我曾拥有的最佳男友之一

He was one of the best boyfriends I ever had.

 

251

00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:24,140

-但他是同性恋  -是啊

- But he was gay. - Yeah.

 

252

00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:25,760

我第一个月后就察觉出来了

I figured that out after the first month-

 

253

00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:26,980

但我跟他继续谈了一年

And I stayed for a whole year

 

254

00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:28,850

因为他剪的发型超赞

because the haircuts were fantastic!

 

255

00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:31,160

很好笑吧

It's funny, huh?

 

256

00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:34,730

卡梅隆  也没那么好笑吧

Cameron, that one is not that funny.

 

257

00:10:34,730 --> 00:10:35,990

-你没事吧  -我没事

- Are you okay? - I'm fine.

 

258

00:10:36,380 --> 00:10:38,670

-你确定吗  -我喜欢这地方

- Are you sure? - I love this place.

 

259

00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:41,300

但你头上汗如雨下

But your head is running water.

 

260

00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:42,970

不  你大概看错了

No, I don't think it is.

 

261

00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,610

我就说对你太辣了吧  你的衬衫都汗湿了

I told you it was too spicy for you. Look at your shirt.

 

262

00:10:46,610 --> 00:10:49,170

-我得去喝点东西缓解一下  -不不

- I just need to get a bit of a drink of something. - No, no, no!

 

263

00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:52,010

卡梅隆  喝水只会辣上加辣  不要

Cameron, the water makes it so worse. No!

 

264

00:10:53,730 --> 00:10:55,150

你说的对  真是辣上加辣了

Oh, you're right. That does make it worse.

 

265

00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,580

我感觉就像是吞下了火辣的太阳

Oh- I feel like I ate the sun!

 

266

00:10:58,780 --> 00:11:01,550

那就是面粉不搅成块状物的秘诀

And that is the secret to no lumps.

 

267

00:11:01,550 --> 00:11:03,030

瞧见了吗  挺有趣的

See? It's kind of fun.

 

268

00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,650

-都是你的功劳  妈  -嗯

- You make it fun, Mom. - Mmm.

 

269

00:11:04,650 --> 00:11:06,730

听听"注意力缺陷过动症"的症状

Listen to these symptoms of A.D.H.D.

 

270

00:11:06,730 --> 00:11:08,670

-你们敢说卢克不符合吗  -艾丽克斯

- And tell me it's not Luke. - Alex!

 

271

00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:11,480

极易因外界无关刺激而分心

"Easily distracted by irrelevant stimuli."

 

272

00:11:21,270 --> 00:11:25,560

经常冲动地放弃正在干的事  去干别的事

"Often impulsively abandons one task for another."

 

273

00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:33,490

原来我是放在那里了啊

That's where I left those.

 

274

00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:37,070

在行动前不考虑后果

"A tendency to act without regard to consequences,

 

275

00:11:37,070 --> 00:11:40,640

经常不考虑个人安全

often at the expense of personal safety."

 

276

00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:59,030

-经常发生事故  -好了  别读了

- "Having accidents more often"  -Ok, you know what?

 

277

00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:01,850

够了  艾丽克斯  我们懂了

I think that's enough, Alex. We've got it.

 

278

00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,330

噢  不  不

Oh, no. No!

 

279

00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,500

菲尔  菲尔  亲爱的  你没事吧

Phil. Phil! Honey, are you okay?

 

280

00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:29,290

没事  记得之前找不到的那个太阳镜吗

Yeah. Remember those sunglasses I couldn't find?

 

281

00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:30,380

找到啦

Bingo!

 

282

00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:34,510

我就让你做一件事  就是监督卢克

I asked you to do one thing- stay on top of Luke.

 

283

00:12:34,590 --> 00:12:35,370

我想告诉你

For your information,

 

284

00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:37,590

你儿子正努力地解读一副梵高的...

your son is hard at work on an awesome Van Gogh-

 

285

00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,120

得修下楼梯了  杰作

Gotta fix that- masterpiece.

 

286

00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,930

你看了就知道了  你会大吃一惊的

Wait'll you see. You're gonna be so surprised.

 

287

00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,590

老天  亲爱的  

Oh, God, honey.

 

288

00:12:42,590 --> 00:12:45,730

我就等着他能令我大吃一惊呢  真的

I want nothing more than to be surprised, really.

 

289

00:12:51,110 --> 00:12:53,110

我一点都不惊讶

I'm not surprised.

 

290

00:12:55,410 --> 00:12:56,780

好了  够了  我再也不想听

Okay, that's it. I don't want to hear anything

 

291

00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:58,870

你所谓的做事的新方法

about your new method of doing things.

 

292

00:12:58,950 --> 00:13:00,470

对付那些孩子只有一个方法

There's one thing that works with these kids,

 

293

00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:02,160

就是严格监督  严厉管教

and that is staying on top of them,

 

294

00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,210

多亏了你  我的朋友

which, thanks to you, my friend,

 

295

00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:06,670

我得忙活一整晚了

I will now be able to do all night long.

 

296

00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:15,490

我很不高兴  老弟  

Not happy, dude.

 

297

00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:16,470

你该在干正经事才对

You're supposed to be working.

 

298

00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:17,400

我在干正经事啊

I am working.

 

299

00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,080

玩土豆娃娃  正经个屁啊

Mr. Potato Head, really?

 

300

00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,840

-我知道你怎么想的  -不  我不想听

- I know what you think, but- - No, I don't wanna hear it.

 

301

00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,470

我要下去清扫车库

I'm going down to clean up the garage,

 

302

00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,060

然后我会回来  一直监督着你

then I'm coming back and I'm gonna stand over you

 

303

00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:26,230

直到你最终完成  明白吗

until this thing is done, okay?

 

304

00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:35,570

-快吸气  -吸气只会让"火"烧得更旺

- Breathe. - Breathing only makes the fire spread.

 

305

00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:36,960

好吧  那就喝了这瓶牛奶

Okay. Then drink this milk.

 

306

00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:41,280

小卡  你为什么要点那道辣菜

Ay, Cam. Why did you have to order that spicy dish?

 

307

00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:43,490

因为  我  我是个大白痴

Because I'm, um, a big idiot...

 

308

00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:47,290

我希望你我二人能度过一个美好的夜晚

and I wanted to have this awesome night between the two of us...

 

309

00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:49,160

然后我们变成好闺蜜  

where we end up best friends,

 

310

00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,920

一起出去吃饭  买鞋

uh, having lunch, buying shoes.

 

311

00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,830

好啊  我们一起去吃饭  买鞋吧

Okay! Let's go have lunch, let's go buy shoes.

 

312

00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:59,010

-真的吗  -是啊  你为什么这么惊讶

- Really? - Yeah. Why are you so surprised?

 

313

00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,860

我不知道  我总觉得 

Well, I don't know. I guess i just always

 

314

00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:03,140

我把我们之间的关系搞砸了  歌洛莉亚

feel like I blow it with you, Gloria

 

315

00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,350

不管是针对哥伦比亚的那些话

whether it's the Columbian comment...

 

316

00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:07,410

还是选错了餐馆

or picking the wrong restaurant.

 

317

00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:11,060

餐馆那事可不是你的错

The restaurant had nothing to do with you.

 

318

00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,150

我只是没心情去那么高级的地方

I was just not in the mood to go anywhere that fancy...

 

319

00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:17,360

因为我今早干了一件蠢事

after the stupid thing I did this morning.

 

320

00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:18,650

你干什么了

What did you do?

 

321

00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:22,990

-我买了件裙子  -你个女魔头

- I bought a dress. - You monster.

 

322

00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:26,040

那是件超贵的裙子  其实我根本就不需要

Ay. It was a very expensive dress that I don't need.

 

323

00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,370

我回到家的时候觉得自己好愚蠢

I felt so stupid that when I got home,

 

324

00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:30,620

我都不想把它拿回家

I couldn't even bring it inside the house.

 

325

00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,880

-我放在车里了  -我完全理解

- I left it in the car. - I totally get it.

 

326

00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,880

我也有个传奇性的"帽子故事"

I have a legendary hat story.

 

327

00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,340

我敢打赌你穿那件裙子一定美若天仙

I'll bet you look fabulous in that dress.

 

328

00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:40,340

是啊  但谁穿上那件裙子都会美若天仙的

Yes, but anyone would look fabulous in that dress.

 

329

00:14:40,470 --> 00:14:43,110

-你找到毛毯了吗  -没有

- You find that blanket? - No.

 

330

00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,600

我只能找到这件裙子  快闭嘴

This was all I could find. Shut up!

 

331

00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,700

-真是完美展现你的好身材啊  -好吧

- Really shows off your shape. - Okay.

 

332

00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,690

转一圈  小美妞  让我们瞧瞧你的美臀

Spin around, cupcake. Let's see the caboose!

 

333

00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:54,190

有没有薯条配你那"奶臀"啊

You get fries with that shake?

 

334

00:14:52,130 --> 00:14:55,450

{\an8}[Shake奶昔  此处指摇晃的臀部]

 

335

00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:57,060

我是不是太过分了

Was that too far?

 

336

00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:58,940

凡事都有界限的  杰

There's a line, Jay.

 

337

00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:00,940

我最好过去解释一下

I better go mop this up.

 

338

00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,780

噢  拜托  怎么找不到

Oh, come on. Where's the-

 

339

00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:10,360

如果刚刚有点过分  我向你道歉

I'm sorry if things got a little out of hand back there,

 

340

00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,420

但我们想辩解一下  瞧瞧你

but in our defense, look at you.

 

341

00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,200

我是说  闻闻你身上的味儿

I mean, smell you.

 

342

00:15:15,550 --> 00:15:17,630

你的道歉可真令人"顺心"

This is a fantastic apology.

 

343

00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:20,970

别生那孩子的气  是我教他那么做的

Oh, don't be too hard on the kid. I was egging him on.

 

344

00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:24,490

如果你要生气  就生我的气好啦  

You're gonna be mad, be mad at me.

 

345

00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,690

行啊

Done!

 

346

00:15:25,690 --> 00:15:28,020

我只是很高兴看到那孩子露出笑脸

I was just happy to see him laugh a little bit.

 

347

00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,310

他这周过得挺不开心的

You know, he's had kind of a tough week.

 

348

00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,250

我被黄鼠狼喷了一身臭屁

I got sprayed by a skunk,

 

349

00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:34,440

还穿着一条把我屁股衬托得很翘的裙子

and I'm wearing a dress that makes my hips look huge.

 

350

00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:37,000

我知道他不希望我提起这事儿

I know he doesn't want me to talk about it,

 

351

00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:40,190

但他没有获邀参加某个盛大的派对

but he didn't get invited to this big party.

 

352

00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,970

他自以为那些人是他的朋友  

Some kids he thought were his friends

 

353

00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,620

但对方认为他是个怪人

think he's weird.

 

354

00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:47,580

你了解我的  我  我不擅长处理这种事

Now, you know me on this. I'm no- I'm no good at it.

 

355

00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,850

我  总是不知道该如何安慰  

You know, I- I never know what to say.

 

356

00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:51,330

那倒是真的

That's true.

 

357

00:15:51,540 --> 00:15:54,370

但或许我养大的儿子知道该怎么安慰

But maybe I raised a kid who would know what to say.

 

358

00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:58,170

所以我才邀他一起过来

That's the only reason I invited him along-

 

359

00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,980

因为  这种天文观测

you know, because this astronomy stuff,

 

360

00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:02,240

是  属于我们父子俩的亲密时刻

that's- that's our thing.

 

361

00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:06,930

是啊  好吧  我去找他谈谈

Yeah. No, I'll talk to him.

 

362

00:16:07,010 --> 00:16:08,650

其实  你穿这件衣服一点都不可笑

You know, you don't look that ridiculous.

 

363

00:16:08,650 --> 00:16:11,430

-你的美腿真的可以衬起这件衣服  -老爸

- Now, you actually got the legs for it. - Dad.

 

364

00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:12,170

不  我只是想说

No, I'm just saying,

 

365

00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:14,140

-如果你是那种喜欢穿女装的同性恋  -老爸

- if you were that type of a gay- - Dad!

 

366

00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:16,230

可能也会混得不错哦

You'd probably do all right for yourself.

 

367

00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,500

拜托

Come on!

 

368

00:16:19,690 --> 00:16:22,320

我其实一直觉得这片地区很危险

You know, I always had a sense it was dangerous down here,

 

369

00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,950

但其实还挺有魅力的  不是吗

but I guess it's actually kind of charming, isn't it?

 

370

00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:27,160

不  一点都不安全

No, it's not safe at all.

 

371

00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,990

-我曾经就住这儿  你知道吗  -什么

- I used to live down here, you know. - What?

 

372

00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,870

是的哦  所以我才过来  瞧那边

Yeah, that's why I come down here. Look there.

 

373

00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,870

那是我曾经住过的公寓

That was my old apartment.

 

374

00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,750

我离开哈维尔后  只能负担得起那样的房子

After I left Javier, that's all I could afford.

 

375

00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,630

那也是我人生经历的一部分

It's still part of me.

 

376

00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,740

你得记住那些过往的事情

You have to remember those things,

 

377

00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,590

就像你出身在农场一样

like you when you go to your farm.

 

378

00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,930

你记得那个呀  我好像是一年前告诉你的

You remember that? I told you that a year ago.

 

379

00:16:47,010 --> 00:16:50,470

我当然记得  你是我的朋友  你个大白痴

Of course I do. You're my friend, you big idiot.

 

380

00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:54,350

其实  这一地区治安或许很差劲

You know, this part of town might be very rough,

 

381

00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,270

但这里的人  小卡  他们都是最好的

but the people here, Cameron- the best.

 

382

00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:01,400

我很确定我停车的时候  轮子还在的

I'm pretty sure I had wheels when I parked here.

 

383

00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,440

奶奶个熊  谁干的

Ayayay! Who did this?

 

384

00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:06,450

-不  没事的  歌洛莉亚  -是谁干的

- No, it's okay, Gloria. - Who did this?

 

385

00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:08,090

你个狗娘养的缩头乌龟

You coward son of bitches!

 

386

00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:10,370

没事的  大家伙  我上了保险的

It's okay, everybody! I'm- I'm insured!

 

387

00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:12,880

怎么  怎么着  怕了吗

What? What? You scared?

 

388

00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,160

不敢出来露脸了吗  怂货娘们儿

You scared to show your face, little girl?

 

389

00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:17,370

-不  没事的大家  -小卡  去车里待着

- No, it's all right, everybody! - Cameron, wait in the car!

 

390

00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,450

-卡梅隆  -歌洛莉亚  我觉得还是可以开的

- Cameron! - Gloria, I think it's drivable.

 

391

00:17:20,950 --> 00:17:21,860

歌洛莉亚

Gloria!

 

392

00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,810

我想说  我马上会回到卢克的房间

Just so you know, I'm going back up to Luke's room,

 

393

00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:28,110

-他不弄完我就不走  -谢谢了

- and I'm not leaving until he's finished. - Thank you.

 

394

00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:31,430

我很抱歉还是有点高估卢克了

And I'm really sorry for not underestimating Luke enough.

 

395

00:17:31,430 --> 00:17:33,630

这话让我深感宽慰

Well, that means a lot to me.

 

396

00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:36,560

最艰难的是  他这些毛病都是跟我学的

The hardest part is, he kinda takes after me with all this.

 

397

00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,980

比如我做事缺乏专注以及你的...

Like my lack of focus and your-

 

398

00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:41,110

-我的什么  -我好爱你

- My what? - I just love you.

 

399

00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:47,340

我完成了

I did it.

 

400

00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,140

噢  老天啊

Oh, my God.

 

401

00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,490

你们喜欢吗

Do you like it?

 

402

00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:53,830

我  我超爱的

I-I- I love it.

 

403

00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:55,660

-是你帮忙的吗  -都是他一手做的

- Did you do this? -All him.

 

404

00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:57,610

我用上了土豆娃娃的耳朵  

I used Mr. Potato Head ears

 

405

00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,250

因为梵高曾自割耳朵

because Van Gogh cut his ear off.

 

406

00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:00,280

上面还贴着钱

And there's money

 

407

00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,840

因为他的画现在卖到天文数字般的价格

because his paintings sell for, like, a bajillion dollars,

 

408

00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,550

那很可悲  因为他死时身无分文

which is sad because he died broke.

 

409

00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:07,760

是啊  那...

Yes. That-

 

410

00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,090

-你是对的  -不用道歉

- You were right. -Don't apologize.

 

411

00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:12,650

-我不是在道歉  -接受你的道歉了

- I'm not apologizing. -Apology accepted.

 

412

00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:16,440

卢克  我真的好为你骄傲

Luke, I-I really couldn't be more proud of you,

 

413

00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,840

我很抱歉之前看扁你了

and I am so sorry I didn't give you more credit.

 

414

00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,020

-谢谢  -真棒  老弟

- Thanks. - Way to go, buddy.

 

415

00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:24,800

得去把纸杯蛋糕做完

Gotta go finish the cupcakes.

 

416

00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:28,150

不  她不是吧

No. She didn't.

 

417

00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,860

-亲爱的   把那个递给我好吗  -嗯哼

- Sweetie, can you hand me those? - Uh-huh.

 

418

00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:32,080

是啊  我可以聊的

Yeah, I can talk.

 

419

00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,910

你在干什么啊

What are you doing?

 

420

00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:36,520

我已经向你演示怎么做了

I showed you how to make 'em,

 

421

00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,040

现在你可以自己做了

and now you can do it yourself.

 

422

00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:41,170

好了大家  都出去吧

Come on, guys. Let's go.

 

423

00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:45,170

很好  因为我真的很想亲自动手呢

Well, good, because I really wanted to.

 

424

00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:49,030

好吧  我把烤箱温度调到700度

Okay. I'm setting the oven to 700!

 

425

00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:52,300

我  接下来把鸡蛋打入碗里

I'm putting, uh- I'm putting the eggs in the bowl!

 

426

00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:54,930

噢  我把蛋壳弄进去了  哎呀

Oh, I got some shells in 'em! Uh-oh!

 

427

00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:57,280

你要不要这么绝情啊

Are you serious?

 

428

00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,480

-嘿  -米奇尔

- Hey. - Hey, Mitchell.

 

429

00:19:04,570 --> 00:19:06,900

那个  我知道你永远不会...

So, I know you'd never, um-

 

430

00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:09,780

我知道你永远不会

I know you'd never,

 

431

00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:12,110

你看到我现在的样子永远也不会相信

never believe this by looking at me right now,

 

432

00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,500

我以前在学校也被排斥被欺负

but, um, I used to get picked on at school too.

 

433

00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,210

-杰告诉你了哈  -是啊

- So Jay told you? - Yeah.

 

434

00:19:18,210 --> 00:19:20,830

他们会说我是怪胎

Yeah, they would, um- they'd call me weird.

 

435

00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:23,080

我的确很怪  有趣的那种怪

I was weird. Uh, fun weird.

 

436

00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:25,710

但是成长的可笑之处就在这里

But I- This is the funny thing about growing up.

 

437

00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,210

在多年的时间中  大家都很害怕

For years and years, everybody's desperately afraid...

 

438

00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,230

标新立异  异于常人

to be different, you know, in any way.

 

439

00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:34,140

然后  突然间  几乎是一夜之间

And then, suddenly, almost overnight,

 

440

00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,220

大家又都想异于常人

everybody wants to be different,

 

441

00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:41,060

那就是我们胜利的时候

and that is where we win.

 

442

00:19:41,190 --> 00:19:44,230

-我期盼着那一天的到来  -是啊

- I'm sort of counting on that. - Yeah.

 

443

00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,730

-我很抱歉对你太不客气了  -那...

- I'm sorry I was picking on you too much. -Ah, that's-

 

444

00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,590

杰说兄弟间就是那样相处的

Jay said that's what brothers do.

 

445

00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,520

我们可以不用听他的  

Well, we don't have to listen to him.

 

446

00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,680

-有时兄弟会合伙反抗老爸的  -姑娘们

- Brothers do that too. - Okay, ladies.

 

447

00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:54,990

茶话会该开完了吧

Finish up your tea party.

 

448

00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,580

你们要错过好戏了

You're missing the show.

 

449

00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:59,370

真不该相信我会和这家伙较劲儿  是吧

Can't believe I was fighting over this guy, huh?

 

450

00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,640

快看  快看

Check it out. Check it out.

 

451

00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,170

-哇  -太美了

- Wow. - Awesome!

 

452

00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:11,840

为什么梵高会创作《星夜》那幅画呢

Why did he paint The Starry Night?

 

453

00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:15,500

或许是因为天空很美丽

Maybe because the sky is beautiful,

 

454

00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,510

每个人都喜欢仰望星空

and everybody likes looking at it,

 

455

00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:20,940

那提醒我们

and it reminds us

 

456

00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:24,190

天空中有东西在时刻盯着我们

that something's up there watching over all of us-

 

457

00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,550

是外星人  他们可以瞬间到达地球

aliens, who could be here in a second...

 

458

00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:30,110

把我们溶解成液体  变成燃料

to liquefy us and use us as fuel.

 

459

00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:32,780

醒醒吧  全人类  下一个就是我们了

So wake up, people. We're next.

 

460

00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:34,780

妈

Mom!

 

461

00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,820

你最好快下来

You better get down here!

 

462

00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:43,140

哦  老天啊

Oh, my God.

 

463

00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:45,780

哇  好美味哦

Wow! Delicious!

 

464

00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,000

我真为你骄傲

I am so proud.

 

465

00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,970

谢了  妈  我把这些都包起来

Oh! Thanks, Mom. I'm just gonna wrap these up.

 

466

00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:50,860

不  那个  宝贝

No. You know what, sweetie?

 

467

00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:52,080

你上学要迟到了  快走吧

You're gonna be late for school. Just go.

 

468

00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:53,090

我一会儿给你送过去

I'll bring 'em by later.

 

469

00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:54,060

-真的吗  -是的

- Are you sure? -Yeah!

 

470

00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:56,210

-快去吧  甜品大师  -好的

- Get out of here, Betty Crocker. - Okay.

 

471

00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,210

我真为你骄傲

I'm so proud of you!

 

472

00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,300

我们还有中毒控制中心的电话吗

Do we still have the number for Poison Control?

 

473

00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:04,190

我爱你  克莱尔  至"死"不渝

I love you, Claire. I'll always love you!

 

474

00:21:04,190 --> 00:21:06,550

我的嘴巴麻醉了  像看牙医的时候一样

My mouth is asleep, like at the dentist.

 

475

00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,640

快过来  老弟

Get over here, buddy.