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2010-07-17神奇的辩解

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" 律师:“现在你被开释了,你能告诉我真相吗?你真... [查看全文]

2010-07-16随便拿

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. 孩子们在天主教学校的自助食堂中排队打午饭。 At the head of ... [查看全文]

2010-07-15爷爷给我付账

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much... [查看全文]

2010-07-14约会

When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 ... [查看全文]

2010-07-13妈妈我没有蛀牙/No Cavities

  No Cavities   A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities.   His mom stared at him wi... [查看全文]

2010-07-12没把头发全剪掉啊

  I'm not having it all cut off   Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against... [查看全文]

2010-07-10你怎么到这的

One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I too... [查看全文]

2010-07-09Mental deficiency 智力缺陷

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing... [查看全文]

2010-07-08会说话的钟

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and ... [查看全文]

2010-07-07快跑,老虎来了

  When a Tiger comes   Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them... [查看全文]