A Man who had lost all his hair took to wearing a wig, and one day he went out hunting. It was blowing rather hard at the time, and he hadn't gone far before a gust of wind caught his hat and carried it off, and his wig too, much to the amusement of the hunt. But he quite entered into the joke, and said, “Ah, well! The hair that wig is made of didn't stick to the head on which it grew; so it's no wonder it won't stick to mine.”
有一个人，头发都掉光了，于是戴了一顶假发。有一天他出去打猎，那天的风很大，没走多远，风就刮跑了他的帽子，还有他的假发，引来了其他猎人的嘲笑。不过这个猎人很快便自己开起了玩笑，说：“哎，也是啊！做假发的头发不愿意长在原来的头上，自然也不愿意挂在我头上。”