- On the road again Sing it with me, Shrek. - Hey. Oh, oh!
我急不可待要上路了…
I can't wait to get on the road again
我刚才没说什么
What did I say about singing?
- 我可以吹口哨儿吗? - 不
- Can I whistIe? - No.
- 哼歌吗? - 行，哼吧
- Can I hum it? - All right, hum it.
[ Humming ]
[ Grunts ]
[Whimpering]
够了，他要开口了
That's enough. He's ready to talk.
[Coughing]
[ Laughing ]
[ CIears Throat ]
跑，跑，赶快跑
Run, run, run, as fast asyou can.
你抓不到我，我是个姜饼人!
You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man!
- 你是个魔鬼 - 我不是，你是
- You're a monster. - I'm not the monster here. You are.
你和其他的神话故事垃圾毒坏了我完美的世界
You and the rest ofthat fairy taIe trash, poisoning my perfect worId.
他们都到哪里去了?
Now, tell me! Where are the others?
吃我!
- Eat me! - [ Grunts ]
我设法公平地对待你们这些东西
I've tried to be fair toyou creatures.
现在，我的耐心消失了! 告诉我，不然…
Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll--
不，别动我的糖浆扣子!
No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.
谁把他们藏起来了?
All right then. Who's hiding them?
好，我告诉你，你知道松饼人吗?
Okay, I'll tell you. Doyou know the muffin man?
- 松饼人? - 松饼人
- The muffin man? - The muffin man.
对，我知道松饼人，她住在特鲁里街?
Yes, I know the muffin man, who Iives on Drury Lane?
她跟松饼人结婚了
Well, she's married to the muffin man.
- 松饼人? - 松饼人!
- The muffin man? - The muffin man!
- 她跟松饼人结婚了
- She's married to the muffin man. - “[DoorOpens]”
主人! 我们找到了?
My Iord! We found it.
你还等什么? 把它拿进来
Then what areyou waiting for? Bring it in.
[Man Grunting]
- [ Gasping ] - Oh!
- 魔镜… - 别告诉他!
- Magic mirror-- - Don't tell him anything!
别!
No!
晚安
- “[GingerbreadMan Whimpers]” - Evening.
镜子，镜子，墙上的镜子
Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
这不是最完美的王国吗?
Is this not the most perfect kingdom ofthem all?
严格地讲你不是国王
Well, technically you're not a king.
西龙涅斯
Uh, TheIonius.
- 你说什么? - 我说你还不是国王
- You were saying? - What I mean is, you're not a kingyet.
但你可以成为国王，你只要和公主结婚就行了
Butyou can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess.
接着说
- Go on. - [ ChuckIes ]
那么，放松坐下吧，我的主人
So,just sit back and reIax, my Iord,
因为你就要会见当今最合格的未婚女子了
because it's time foryou to meet today's eIigibIe bacheIorettes.
她们来了!
And here they are!
一号倍受精神折磨，她被关在遥远的王国
Bachelorettenumberone isa mentallyabusedshut-in from a kingdom far, faraway.
她喜欢吃寿司和洗热水浴
Shelikessushi andhot tubbinganytime.
她的爱好还包括为她的两个坏姐姐清理卫生
Her hobbies include cooking andcleaning forhertwo evilsisters.