嘿，哥们，为什么你看起来这么沮丧?你上个月刚刚结婚啊。
小李: Don’t mention it! I find it is very difficult to understand women.
别提了!我发现女人很难理解。
小杨: What happened?
发生什么事情了?
小李: She got several shampoos and baths in the shower and she still wants to try new ones when shopping.
她浴室里已经有几种洗发水和沐浴露了，买东西的时候她还要尝试新的。
小杨: It’s nothing. Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
这没什么。通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。
小李: And she runs to pick up the phone even if I am kissing her.
即使在我亲吻她的时候，她也跑去接电话。
小杨: Oh, you should understand, women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing.
哦，你应该理解，女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。
小李: She can visit her girlfriend for one day, and upon returning home, she calls the same friend and they talk for three hours.
她去看她的女朋友一整天 ,结果刚刚回家便给这个女朋友打电话,她们能聊上3个小时。
小杨: It is quite simple, women love to talk on the phone.
这很简单，女人喜欢煲电话粥 。
小李: She wants to control everything including me. She thinks she is a superwoman. But she screamed like a crazy woman just because of a cockroach.
她想要控制一切，包括我。她以为自己是女超人。但是她像个疯女人一样尖叫，只是因为看到了一只蟑螂。
小杨: Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。
小李: You are so familiar with women.
你太了解女人了!
小杨: Of course, I have been struggling with them during the last 20 years from my first marriage.
当然了，从我第一次结婚开始我已经跟女人斗争了20年了。
小李: I still have a long way to go.
我还有很长的路要走。