宝贝，今天晚上给你煮螃蟹吃。
妻子: OK, I like crabs very much.
好呀，我喜欢吃螃蟹。
丈夫: Baby, are we too cruel to boil the live ones? Look, they are struggling in the boiling water.
宝贝，我们把它们活活煮死，是不是太残忍了?看，它们还在开水里挣扎着呢。
丈夫: Just hide behind me.
躲在我身后吧。
妻子: Sweet heart, did you add salt?
亲爱的，你放盐了吗?
丈夫: …I thought you were scared!
……我还以为你害怕了!