洋洋：听说你和你女朋友领证啦？

心涛：是啊，九号领的。

洋洋：日子选得不错，长长久久！

心涛：不过感觉很奇怪啊。你知道我们领证后她第一句话对我说了什么吗？

洋洋：说来听听。

心涛：她竟然用命令的口吻说：“从这个月开始，你的工资别再交给你妈了。”

洋洋：她进入角色挺快啊。

心涛：更可气的是，她又坚决地说：“我们走路回去吧，这样省钱。”

洋洋：你老婆真是勤俭节约、持家有道！

心涛：还有更荒谬的呢。

洋洋：她还说什么了？

心涛：她把红本本往包里一扔，说“办个结婚证要九块钱也真是太贵了！”

 

 

Yangyang: I heard that you and your girlfriend have got the marriage certificate.

Xintao: Yes, we did that on 9th.

Yangyang: That was a great day, which means your love lasts forever.

Xintao: But it seemed strange. Do you know what she said to me after we got the marriage certificate?

Yangyang: So tell me.

Xintao: She said in an authoritative tone: “From this month, you are not supposed to give your wage to your mother.”

Yangyang: She’s becoming a part of it so quickly.

Xintao: What’s more exasperating is that she said firmly: “Let’s walk home to save some money.”

Yangyang: You wife is economical and good at running a family.

Xintao: You don’t know the most ridiculous part.

Yangyang: What else did she say?

Yangyang: She threw the certificate into his purse and said: It’s so expensive to spend nine yuan on a marriage certificate.