主编：洋洋，你的采访稿怎么还没有交？

洋洋：对不起，主编，我还没有写完。

主编：还没有写完？昨天已经是最后期限了吧！

洋洋：主编，我是有客观原因的。

主编：你说说你的客观原因。

洋洋：本来我昨天就能交稿的，但是我的电脑突然死机了，采访稿没有保存。

主编：所以重启之后采访稿不见了。

洋洋：就是这样，主编。

主编：我记得你上次拖稿的理由就是电脑死机。

洋洋：这都是我的电脑惹的祸！

主编：上上次也是电脑死机。

洋洋：不，主编。上上次是我的电脑中毒了。

 

Chief Editor: Yangyang, why didn’t you hand in your interview report?

Yangyang: Sorry, I haven’t finished it yet.

Chief Editor: You still haven’t finished it? Yesterday was the deadline!

Yangyang: Chief Editor. There is an objective reason.

Chief Editor: Go ahead.

Yangyang: I could have handed it yesterday. But all of a sudden, my computer crashed and I didn’t save it.

Chief Editor: So I couldn’t find it after you restart your computer.

Yangyang: Yes, that’s it.

Chief Editor: I remember last time your excuse of postponing your report was the crashed computer, too.

Yangyang: It’s my computer’s fault!

Chief Editor: Previously, they were all about your computer.

Yangyang: No, Chief Editor, it was the virus in my computer.