中介：活见鬼了!这幢公寓里怎么会有老鼠呢，我敢保证，不可能有老鼠。
洋洋：难道我刚才看走眼了?
中介：肯定是你看走眼了。我上个月买了些老鼠夹、老鼠药，把它们都消灭了。现在这里是“无鼠害公寓楼”。
洋洋：哦，这样啊。
中介：上上个月这里还出现过蟑螂、跳蚤。我们用烟熏过之后，全都消失了。
洋洋：你们找了专业的人来灭蟑螂?
中介：不用，我们自己搞定的!
洋洋：呵呵，这样啊。
中介：还有半年前，这里有臭虫。多亏了我的聪明才智，它们再也没出现过了。怎么样，这房您还满意吗?
洋洋：算了吧，我可不想和老鼠、蟑螂、跳蚤、臭虫共处一室。
Yangyang: Oh! It’s a mouse!
Agent: Jesus! How come there is a mouse in this apartment? I swear it’s not supposed to be here.
Yangyang: Did I mistake it for mouse?
Agent: You did. Last month I bought mouse-trap and rat poison and killed them all. This is no mouse apartment.
Yangyang: Well.
Agent: Two months ago, there are cockroaches and fleas. After we smoked them, they were gone.
Yangyang: You asked professionals to eliminate them?
Agent: No, we took care of them on our own.
Yangyang: Well.
Agent: About half year ago, there are bugs. But they never show around thanks to my intelligence. What do you think of this apartment?
Yangyang: Forget it. I don’t want to be with mousses, cockroaches and bugs in this apartment.