柳林风声：Toad's Adventures 蟾蜍历险记

When Toad found himself immured in a dank and noisome dungeon, and knew that all the grim darkness of a medieval fortress lay between him and the outer world of sunshine and well-metalled high roads where he had lately been so happy, disporting himself as if he had bought up every road in England, he flung himself at full length on the floor, and shed bitter tears, and abandoned himself to dark despair. ‘This is the end of everything’ (he said), ‘at least it is the end of the career of Toad, which is the same thing; the popular and handsome Toad, the rich and hospitable Toad, the Toad so free and careless and debonair! How can I hope to be ever set at large again’ (he said), ‘who have been imprisoned so justly for stealing so handsome a motor-car in such an audacious manner, and for such lurid and imaginative cheek, bestowed upon such a number of fat, red-faced policemen!’ (Here his sobs choked him.) ‘Stupid animal that I was’ (he said), ‘now I must languish in this dungeon, till people who were proud to say they knew me, have forgotten the very name of Toad! O wise old Badger!’ (he said), ‘O clever, intelligent Rat and sensible Mole! What sound judgments, what a knowledge of men and matters you possess! O unhappy and forsaken Toad!’ With lamentations such as these he passed his days and nights for several weeks, refusing his meals or intermediate light refreshments, though the grim and ancient gaoler, knowing that Toad’s pockets were well lined, frequently pointed out that many comforts, and indeed luxuries, could by arrangement be sent in—at a price—from outside.

蟾蜍被关进了一个阴森森臭哄哄的地牢，他知道，一座暗无天日的中世纪城堡，把他和外面的世界隔绝开来了。外面那个世界，阳光灿烂，碎石子道路纵横交错，前不久，他还在那儿尽情玩乐，好不快活，就像全英国的道路都被他买下了似的。想到这，他一头扑倒在地上，流着辛酸的泪，完全陷入了绝望。“一切的一切全完啦，”他哀叹道，“至少是，蟾蜍的前途完啦，反正是一样。那个名声显赫、漂亮体面的蟾蜍，富有好客的蟾蜍，自由自在、无忧无虑、温文尔雅的蟾蜍，完啦!我胆大妄为，偷了人家一辆漂亮汽车，又厚着脸皮，粗暴无礼，对一大帮红脸膛的胖警察胡说八道，坐牢是我罪有应得，哪还有获释的希望!”抽泣噎住了他的喉咙，“我真蠢哪，现在，我只有在这个地牢里苦熬岁月。有一天，那些曾经以认识我为荣的人，连我蟾蜍的名字都给忘了!老獾多明智呀，河鼠多机灵呀，鼹鼠多懂事呀!你们的判断多么正确!你们看人看事，多透彻呀!唉，我这个不幸的、孤苦无依的蟾蜍哟!”他就这样昼夜不停地哀叹，一连过了好几个星期，不肯吃饭，也不肯吃点心。那位板着面孔的老狱卒知道他的口袋里装满了钱，一个劲儿提醒他，只要肯出价，就能为他从监狱外面搞到许多好东西，甚至还有奢侈品，可他硬是什么都不吃。

Now the gaoler had a daughter, a pleasant wench and good-hearted, who assisted her father in the lighter duties of his post. She was particularly fond of animals, and, besides her canary, whose cage hung on a nail in the massive wall of the keep by day, to the great annoyance of prisoners who relished an after-dinner nap, and was shrouded in an antimacassar on the parlour table at night, she kept several piebald mice and a restless revolving squirrel. This kind-hearted girl, pitying the misery of Toad, said to her father one day, ‘Father! I can’t bear to see that poor beast so unhappy, and getting so thin! You let me have the managing of him. You know how fond of animals I am. I’ll make him eat from my hand, and sit up, and do all sorts of things.’

却说，这狱卒有个女儿，她是位心肠慈善的可爱姑娘。在监狱里帮着父亲干点轻便杂活。她特别喜欢动物，养着一只金丝雀，鸟笼子每天就挂在厚厚的城堡墙上一只钉子上。鸟的鸣唱，吵得那些想在午饭后打个盹儿的犯人苦恼不堪。夜晚，鸟笼就用布罩罩着，放在厅里的桌子上。她还养着几只花斑鼠，和一只不停地转着圈儿的松鼠。这位好心的姑娘很同情蟾蜍的悲惨处境。有一天，她对父亲说：“爹!我实在不忍心看着这只可怜的动物那么受罪，您瞧他多瘦呀。您让我来管他吧。您知道，我是多么喜欢动物。我要亲手喂他东西吃，让他坐起来，干各种各样的事。”

Her father replied that she could do what she liked with him. He was tired of Toad, and his sulks and his airs and his meanness. So that day she went on her errand of mercy, and knocked at the door of Toad’s cell.

她父亲回答说，她愿意拿蟾蜍怎么办都可以，因为他已经烦透了蟾蜍。他讨厌他那副阴阳怪气、装腔作势的卑劣相。于是有一天，她就敲开蟾蜍囚室的门，去做行善的事。

‘Now, cheer up, Toad,’ she said, coaxingly, on entering, ‘and sit up and dry your eyes and be a sensible animal. And do try and eat a bit of dinner. See, I’ve brought you some of mine, hot from the oven!’

“好啦。蟾蜍，打起精神来，”她一进门就说，“坐起来，擦干眼泪，做个懂事的动物。试试看，吃口饭吧。瞧，我给你拿来一点我的饭菜，刚出炉的，还热着呐。”

It was bubble-and-squeak, between two plates, and its fragrance filled the narrow cell. The penetrating smell of cabbage reached the nose of Toad as he lay prostrate in his misery on the floor, and gave him the idea for a moment that perhaps life was not such a blank and desperate thing as he had imagined. But still he wailed, and kicked with his legs, and refused to be comforted. So the wise girl retired for the time, but, of course, a good deal of the smell of hot cabbage remained behind, as it will do, and Toad, between his sobs, sniffed and reflected, and gradually began to think new and inspiring thoughts: of chivalry, and poetry, and deeds still to be done; of broad meadows, and cattle browsing in them, raked by sun and wind; of kitchen-gardens, and straight herb-borders, and warm snap-dragon beset by bees; and of the comforting clink of dishes set down on the table at Toad Hall, and the scrape of chair-legs on the floor as every one pulled himself close up to his work. The air of the narrow cell took a rosy tinge; he began to think of his friends, and how they would surely be able to do something; of lawyers, and how they would have enjoyed his case, and what an ass he had been not to get in a few; and lastly, he thought of his own great cleverness and resource, and all that he was capable of if he only gave his great mind to it; and the cure was almost complete.

这是用两只盘子扣着的一份土豆加卷心菜，香气四溢，充满了狭小的牢房。蟾蜍正惨兮兮地伸开四肢躺在地上，卷心菜那股浓烈的香味钻进了他的鼻孔，一时间使他感到，生活也许还不像他想象的那样空虚绝望。不过，他还是悲伤地哭个没完，踢蹬着两腿，不理会她的安慰。聪明的姑娘暂时退了出去，不过当然，她带来的热菜的香气还留在牢房里。蟾蜍一边抽泣，一边用鼻子闻，同时心里想着，渐渐地想到了一些使他激动的新念头，想到侠义行为，想到诗歌，还有那些等着他去完成的业绩;想到广阔的草地，阳光下，微风里，在草地上吃草的牛羊;想到菜园子，整齐的花坛，被蜜蜂团团围住的暖融融的金鱼草;还想到蟾宫里餐桌上碗碟那悦耳的丁当声，和人们拉拢椅子就餐时椅子脚擦着地板的声音。狭小的囚室里的空气仿佛呈现出玫瑰色。他想起了自己的朋友们，他们准会设法营救他的;他想到律师，他们一定会对他的案子感兴趣的。他是多么愚蠢，当时为什么不请几位律师。末了，他想到自己原是绝顶聪明，足智多谋，只要肯动动自己那伟大的脑筋，世间万事他都能办到。想到这里，所有的苦恼几乎一扫而光了。

When the girl returned, some hours later, she carried a tray, with a cup of fragrant tea steaming on it; and a plate piled up with very hot buttered toast, cut thick, very brown on both sides, with the butter running through the holes in it in great golden drops, like honey from the honeycomb. The smell of that buttered toast simply talked to Toad, and with no uncertain voice; talked of warm kitchens, of breakfasts on bright frosty mornings, of cosy parlour firesides on winter evenings, when one’s ramble was over and slippered feet were propped on the fender; of the purring of contented cats, and the twitter of sleepy canaries. Toad sat up on end once more, dried his eyes, sipped his tea and munched his toast, and soon began talking freely about himself, and the house he lived in, and his doings there, and how important he was, and what a lot his friends thought of him.

几个钟头以后，姑娘又回来了。她端着一个托盘。盘里放着一杯冒着热气的香茶，还有堆得老高的一盘热腾腾的黄油烤面包。面包片切得厚厚的，两面都烤得焦黄，熔化的黄油顺着面包的孔眼直往下滴，变成金黄色的大油珠，象蜂巢里淌出来的蜜。黄油烤面包的气味，简直在向蟾蜍讲话，说得清清楚楚，半点不含糊。它讲到暖融融的厨房，明亮的霜晨的早餐;讲到冬日黄昏漫游归来，穿拖鞋的脚搁在炉架上，向着一炉舒适的旺火;讲到心满意足的猫儿打着呼噜，昏昏欲睡的金丝雀在啁啾。蟾蜍又一次坐起身来，抹去眼泪，啜起了茶，嚼开了烤面包，无拘无束地对姑娘谈起了他自己，他的房子，他在那里都干些什么，他是一位何等显要的人物，他的朋友们多么敬重他。

The gaoler’s daughter saw that the topic was doing him as much good as the tea, as indeed it was, and encouraged him to go on.

狱卒的女儿看到，这个话题像茶点一样，对蟾蜍大有裨益，就鼓励他说下去。

‘Tell me about Toad Hall,’ said she. ‘It sounds beautiful.’

“给我说说你的蟾宫吧，”她说。“看来那是个美丽的地方。”

‘Toad Hall,’ said the Toad proudly, ‘is an eligible self-contained gentleman’s residence very unique; dating in part from the fourteenth century, but replete with every modern convenience. Up-to-date sanitation. Five minutes from church, post-office, and golf-links, Suitable for----‘

“蟾宫嘛，”蟾蜍骄傲地说，“是一所合格的独门独户的绅士住宅。它别具一格，一部分是在14世纪建成的，不过现在安装了顶方便的现代化设施。有最新款式的卫生设备。离教堂、邮局、高尔夫球场都很近，只消走五分钟就到。适合于——”

‘Bless the animal,’ said the girl, laughing, ‘I don’t want to TAKE it. Tell me something REAL about it. But first wait till I fetch you some more tea and toast.’

“上天保佑你这动物，”姑娘大笑着说。“我又不打算买下它。给我讲讲房子的具体情况吧。不过先等一下，我再给你拿点茶和烤面包来。”

She tripped away, and presently returned with a fresh trayful; and Toad, pitching into the toast with avidity, his spirits quite restored to their usual level, told her about the boathouse, and the fish-pond, and the old walled kitchen-garden; and about the pig-styes, and the stables, and the pigeon-house, and the hen-house; and about the dairy, and the wash-house, and the china-cupboards, and the linen-presses (she liked that bit especially); and about the banqueting-hall, and the fun they had there when the other animals were gathered round the table and Toad was at his best, singing songs, telling stories, carrying on generally. Then she wanted to know about his animal-friends, and was very interested in all he had to tell her about them and how they lived, and what they did to pass their time. Of course, she did not say she was fond of animals as PETS, because she had the sense to see that Toad would be extremely offended. When she said good night, having filled his water-jug and shaken up his straw for him, Toad was very much the same sanguine, self-satisfied animal that he had been of old. He sang a little song or two, of the sort he used to sing at his dinner-parties, curled himself up in the straw, and had an excellent night’s rest and the pleasantest of dreams.

她一溜小跑走开、很快又端来一盘吃的。蟾蜍贪馋地一头扎进烤面包，情绪多少恢复过来。他给她讲他的船仓、鱼塘、围墙里的菜园;讲他的猪圈、马厩、鸽房、鸡舍;讲他的牛奶棚、洗衣房、瓷器柜、熨衣板(这玩意她特喜欢);讲他的宴会厅，他怎样招待别的动物围坐餐桌旁，而他蟾蜍如何意气风发，神采飞扬。又唱歌。又讲故事，诸如此类。然后，她又要他谈他的动物朋友们的情况，津津有味地听他讲他们怎样过活，怎样娱乐消遣，一切一切。当然，她没有说她是把动物当宠物来喜爱，因为她知道那会使蟾蜍大为反感。末了，她给他把水罐盛满，把铺草抖松，向他道了晚安。这时，他已经恢复到原先那个沾沾自喜、洋洋得意的蟾蜍了。他唱了一两支小曲儿，就是他过去在宴会上常唱的那种歌，蜷曲着身子躺在稻草里，美美地睡了一夜，还做了许多顶愉快的好梦。

They had many interesting talks together, after that, as the dreary days went on; and the gaoler’s daughter grew very sorry for Toad, and thought it a great shame that a poor little animal should be locked up in prison for what seemed to her a very trivial offence. Toad, of course, in his vanity, thought that her interest in him proceeded from a growing tenderness; and he could not help half-regretting that the social gulf between them was so very wide, for she was a comely lass, and evidently admired him very much.

打那以后，沉闷的日子过了一天又一天，他们经常在一起谈得很投机。狱卒的女儿越来越替蟾蜍抱不平，她觉得，这么一只可怜的小动物，为了一件微不足道的过失，就给关在监牢里，太不应该了。蟾蜍呢，他的虚荣心又抬头了，以为她关心自己，是出于对自己滋生了恋情。只是他认为，他俩之间社会地位太悬殊，他不能不为此感到遗憾，因为她是个挺招人喜欢的小妞儿，而且显然对他一往情深。

One morning the girl was very thoughtful, and answered at random, and did not seem to Toad to be paying proper attention to his witty sayings and sparkling comments.

有天早上，那女孩像是有心事似的，回答他的问题时有点心不在焉。蟾蜍觉得。他那连篇的机智妙语和才气横溢的评论，并没引起她应有的注意。

‘Toad,’ she said presently, ‘just listen, please. I have an aunt who is a washerwoman.’

“蟾蜍，”她开门见山地说。“你仔细听着。我有个姑母，是个洗衣妇”

‘There, there,’ said Toad, graciously and affably, ‘never mind; think no more about it. I have several aunts who OUGHT to be washerwomen.’

“好啦。好啦，”蟾蜍温文和蔼地说，“这没关系，别去想它啦。我也有好几位姑母，本来都要做洗衣妇的。”

‘Do be quiet a minute, Toad,’ said the girl. ‘You talk too much, that’s your chief fault, and I’m trying to think, and you hurt my head. As I said, I have an aunt who is a washerwoman; she does the washing for all the prisoners in this castle—we try to keep any paying business of that sort in the family, you understand. She takes out the washing on Monday morning, and brings it in on Friday evening. This is a Thursday. Now, this is what occurs to me: you’re very rich—at least you’re always telling me so—and she’s very poor. A few pounds wouldn’t make any difference to you, and it would mean a lot to her. Now, I think if she were properly approached—squared, I believe is the word you animals use—you could come to some arrangement by which she would let you have her dress and bonnet and so on, and you could escape from the castle as the official washerwoman. You’re very alike in many respects—particularly about the figure.’

“蟾蜍，你安静一会儿好不好，”那女孩说。“你太多嘴多舌了，这是你的大毛病。我正在考虑一个问题，你搅乱我的思路。我刚才说，我有位姑母，她是个洗衣妇。她替这所监狱里所有的犯人洗衣服——我们照例总把这类来钱的活儿留给自家人，这你明白。她每星期一上午把要洗的衣服取走。星期五傍晚把洗好的衣服送回来。今儿是星期四。你瞧，我想到这么个招儿：你很有钱——至少你老是这样对我说——而她很穷。几镑钱，对你来说不算回事，可对她却大有用场。要是多多少少打点打点她——也就是你们动物常说的，笼络笼络她，我想，你们也许可以做成一笔交易：她让你穿上她的衣裳，戴上她的布帽什么的。你呢，装扮成专职洗衣妇，就可以混出监狱。你们俩有许多地方挺相像——特别是身材差不多。”

‘We’re NOT,’ said the Toad in a huff. ‘I have a very elegant figure— for what I am.’

“我和她根本不相像，”蟾蜍没好气地说。“我身材多优美呀——就蟾蜍而言。”

‘So has my aunt,’ replied the girl, ‘for what SHE is. But have it your own way. You horrid, proud, ungrateful animal, when I’m sorry for you, and trying to help you!’

“我姑母也一样——就洗衣妇而言。”女孩说：“随你的便。你这个可恶的、骄傲的、忘恩负义的东西!我还为你难过，想帮你一把哩!”

‘Yes, yes, that’s all right; thank you very much indeed,’ said the Toad hurriedly. ‘But look here! you wouldn’t surely have Mr. Toad of Toad Hall, going about the country disguised as a washerwoman!’

“好，好，没关系;多谢你的好意啦，”蟾蜍连忙说。“不过，问题是，你总不能让蟾宫的蟾蜍先生装成洗衣妇，满世界跑吧!”

‘Then you can stop here as a Toad,’ replied the girl with much spirit. ‘I suppose you want to go off in a coach-and-four!’

“那你就老老实实呆在这儿，当你的蟾蜍去吧。”女孩怒冲冲地说。“我看，你大概是想坐上四匹马拉的车出去吧!”

Honest Toad was always ready to admit himself in the wrong. ‘You are a good, kind, clever girl,’ he said, ‘and I am indeed a proud and a stupid toad. Introduce me to your worthy aunt, if you will be so kind, and I have no doubt that the excellent lady and I will be able to arrange terms satisfactory to both parties.’

诚实的蟾蜍总是乐于认错的，他说：“你是一位善良、聪明的好姑娘，我确实是只又骄傲又愚蠢的蟾蜍。请多关照，把我介绍给你尊敬的姑母吧。我相信，令姑母大人和在下一定能达成双方都满意的协议。”

Next evening the girl ushered her aunt into Toad’s cell, bearing his week’s washing pinned up in a towel. The old lady had been prepared beforehand for the interview, and the sight of certain gold sovereigns that Toad had thoughtfully placed on the table in full view practically completed the matter and left little further to discuss. In return for his cash, Toad received a cotton print gown, an apron, a shawl, and a rusty black bonnet; the only stipulation the old lady made being that she should be gagged and bound and dumped down in a corner. By this not very convincing artifice, she explained, aided by picturesque fiction which she could supply herself, she hoped to retain her situation, in spite of the suspicious appearance of things.

第二天傍晚，女孩把她的姑母领进蟾蜍的牢房，还带上本周要洗的衣服，用毛巾包好，别针别住。这次会见，事先已经向老太太打过招呼，而蟾蜍又细心周到地把一些金币放在桌上显眼的地方，于是谈判马到成功，无需多费唇舌。蟾蜍的金币换来了一件印花棉布裙衫、一条围裙、一条大围巾，还有一顶褪了色的黑布女帽。老太太提出的唯一条件，就是把她的嘴堵上，捆绑起来，扔在墙角。她解释说，凭着这样一种不太可信的伪装，加上她自己编造的一套有声有色的情节，她希望能保住自己的饭碗，尽管事情显得十分可疑。

Toad was delighted with the suggestion. It would enable him to leave the prison in some style, and with his reputation for being a desperate and dangerous fellow untarnished; and he readily helped the gaoler’s daughter to make her aunt appear as much as possible the victim of circumstances over which she had no control.

蟾蜍欣然接受了这个建议。这能使他多少气派地离开监狱，而不辱没他那个危险的亡命之徒的英名。于是他很乐意地帮助狱卒的女儿，把她的姑母尽量伪装成一个身不由己的受害者。

‘Now it’s your turn, Toad,’ said the girl. ‘Take off that coat and waistcoat of yours; you’re fat enough as it is.’

“现在，蟾蜍，该轮到你了，”女孩说。“脱掉你身上的外衣和马甲;你已经够胖的了。”

Shaking with laughter, she proceeded to ‘hook-and-eye’ him into the cotton print gown, arranged the shawl with a professional fold, and tied the strings of the rusty bonnet under his chin.

她一面笑得前仰后合，一面动手给他穿上印花棉布裙衫，紧紧地扣上领扣，披上大围巾，打了一个符合洗衣妇身份的褶，又把褪色的女帽的带子系在下巴底下。

‘You’re the very image of her,’ she giggled, ‘only I’m sure you never looked half so respectable in all your life before. Now, good-bye, Toad, and good luck. Go straight down the way you came up; and if any one says anything to you, as they probably will, being but men, you can chaff back a bit, of course, but remember you’re a widow woman, quite alone in the world, with a character to lose.’

“你跟她简直一模一样了，”她格格笑着说，“只是我敢说，你这辈子还从没这么体面过。好啦，蟾蜍，再见吧，祝你好运。顺着你进来时的路一直走;要是有人跟你搭讪——他们很可能会的，因为他们都是男人嘛——你当然也可以跟他们打打趣儿，不过要记住，你是一位寡妇，孤身一人在世上过活，可不能丢了名声呀。”

With a quaking heart, but as firm a footstep as he could command, Toad set forth cautiously on what seemed to be a most hare-brained and hazardous undertaking; but he was soon agreeably surprised to find how easy everything was made for him, and a little humbled at the thought that both his popularity, and the sex that seemed to inspire it, were really another’s. The washerwoman’s squat figure in its familiar cotton print seemed a passport for every barred door and grim gateway; even when he hesitated, uncertain as to the right turning to take, he found himself helped out of his difficulty by the warder at the next gate, anxious to be off to his tea, summoning him to come along sharp and not keep him waiting there all night. The chaff and the humourous sallies to which he was subjected, and to which, of course, he had to provide prompt and effective reply, formed, indeed, his chief danger; for Toad was an animal with a strong sense of his own dignity, and the chaff was mostly (he thought) poor and clumsy, and the humour of the sallies entirely lacking. However, he kept his temper, though with great difficulty, suited his retorts to his company and his supposed character, and did his best not to overstep the limits of good taste.

蟾蜍揣着一颗怦怦乱跳的心，迈着尽可能坚定的步子，小心翼翼地走出牢房，开始一场看来最轻率最风险的行动。不过，他很快就惊喜地发现，道道关卡都一帆风顺地通过了。可是一想到他的这份好人缘，以及造成这种好人缘的性别，实际上都是另外一个人的，又不免多少感到屈辱。洗衣妇的矮胖身材，她身上那件人们熟悉的印花布衫，对每扇上了闩的小门和森严的大门，仿佛都是一张通行证。甚至在他左右为难，不知该往哪边拐时，下一道门的卫兵就会帮他摆脱困境，高声招呼他快些过去。因为那卫兵急着要去喝茶，不愿整夜在那儿等着。主要的危险，倒是他们拿俏皮话跟他搭讪，他自然不能不当机立断作出恰如其分的回答。因为蟾蜍是个自尊心很强的动物，他们的那些打浑逗趣，他认为多数都很无聊笨拙，毫无幽默感可言。不过，费了很大劲，总算耐下性子，使自己的回答适合对方和他乔装的人物的身份，情趣高雅而不出格。

It seemed hours before he crossed the last courtyard, rejected the pressing invitations from the last guardroom, and dodged the outspread arms of the last warder, pleading with simulated passion for just one farewell embrace. But at last he heard the wicket-gate in the great outer door click behind him, felt the fresh air of the outer world upon his anxious brow, and knew that he was free!

仿佛过了好几个钟头，他才穿过最后一个院子，辞谢了最后一间警卫室里盛情的邀请;躲开了最后一名看守佯装要和他拥抱诀别而伸出的双臂。最后，他终于听到监狱大门上的便门在他身后咔哒一声关上了，感到外面世界的新鲜空气吹拂在他焦虑的额上，他知道，他自由了!

Dizzy with the easy success of his daring exploit, he walked quickly towards the lights of the town, not knowing in the least what he should do next, only quite certain of one thing, that he must remove himself as quickly as possible from the neighbourhood where the lady he was forced to represent was so well-known and so popular a character.

这次大胆的冒脸，这样轻而易举就获得了成功，使得他头脑发晕。他朝镇里的灯光快步走去，丝毫不知道下一步该怎么办，脑子里只有一个念头，就是必须尽快离开邻近地区，因为他被迫装扮的那位太太，在这一带是人人熟识和喜欢的一个人物。

As he walked along, considering, his attention was caught by some red and green lights a little way off, to one side of the town, and the sound of the puffing and snorting of engines and the banging of shunted trucks fell on his ear. ‘Aha!’ he thought, ‘this is a piece of luck! A railway station is the thing I want most in the whole world at this moment; and what’s more, I needn’t go through the town to get it, and shan’t have to support this humiliating character by repartees which, though thoroughly effective, do not assist one’s sense of self-respect.’

他边走边想，忽然注意到，不远处，在镇子的一侧，有一些红绿灯在闪烁，机车的喷气声，车辆进岔道的撞击声，也传进了他的耳朵。“啊哈!”他想，“真走运!这会儿，火车站是我在世上最渴望的东西;而且，到火车站去不需要穿过镇子，用不着再装扮这个丢人现眼的角色，用不着再花言巧语跟人周旋了，尽管那很管用，可有损一个人的尊严。”

He made his way to the station accordingly, consulted a time-table, and found that a train, bound more or less in the direction of his home, was due to start in half-an-hour. ‘More luck!’ said Toad, his spirits rising rapidly, and went off to the booking-office to buy his ticket.

他径直来到火车站，看了看行车时刻表，看到有一趟大致开往他家那个方向的车，半小时以后就开车。“又交上好运啦!”蟾蜍说，他来了精神头，到售票处去买票。

He gave the name of the station that he knew to be nearest to the village of which Toad Hall was the principal feature, and mechanically put his fingers, in search of the necessary money, where his waistcoat pocket should have been. But here the cotton gown, which had nobly stood by him so far, and which he had basely forgotten, intervened, and frustrated his efforts. In a sort of nightmare he struggled with the strange uncanny thing that seemed to hold his hands, turn all muscular strivings to water, and laugh at him all the time; while other travellers, forming up in a line behind, waited with impatience, making suggestions of more or less value and comments of more or less stringency and point. At last—somehow—he never rightly understood how—he burst the barriers, attained the goal, arrived at where all waistcoat pockets are eternally situated, and found—not only no money, but no pocket to hold it, and no waistcoat to hold the pocket!

他报了离蟾宫最近的车站的名称。他本能地把手伸进马甲的兜里去掏钱。那件棉布衫，直到这一刻一直在忠实地为他效劳，他却忘恩负义，把它忘掉了。现在这件衣裳横插一手，阻碍他掏钱。像做恶梦似的，他拼命撕扯那怪东西，可那东西仿佛抓牢了他的手，还不住地嘲笑他，使他耗尽全身的力气而不能得逞。其他旅客在他后面排成长队，等得不耐烦了，向他提出有用或没用的建议，或轻或重的批评。末末了，不知怎么搞的——他也闹不清是怎么回事——他突破了重重障碍，终于摸到了他素来装钱的地方，不料却发现，非但没有钱，连装钱的口袋也没有，甚至连装口袋的马甲也没啦!

To his horror he recollected that he had left both coat and waistcoat behind him in his cell, and with them his pocket-book, money, keys, watch, matches, pencil-case—all that makes life worth living, all that distinguishes the many-pocketed animal, the lord of creation, from the inferior one-pocketed or no-pocketed productions that hop or trip about permissively, unequipped for the real contest.

他惊恐万分，想起他把他的外衣和马甲，连同他的钱包、钱、钥匙、表、火柴、铅笔盒，一切的一切，全都丢在地牢里了。正是这些东酉，使一个人活得有价值，使一个拥有许多口袋的动物、造物的宠儿。有别于只拥有一个口袋或根本没有口袋的低等动物，他们只配凑合着蹦蹦跳跳，却没有资格参加真正的竞赛。

In his misery he made one desperate effort to carry the thing off, and, with a return to his fine old manner—a blend of the Squire and the College Don—he said, ‘Look here! I find I’ve left my purse behind. Just give me that ticket, will you, and I’ll send the money on to-morrow? I’m well-known in these parts.’

他狼狈不堪，只得孤注一掷。他又摆出自己原有的优雅风度——一种乡村绅士和名牌大学院长兼有的气派——说：“唉!我忘带钱包啦，请把票给我好吗?明天我就差人把钱送来。在这一带我是知名人士。”

The clerk stared at him and the rusty black bonnet a moment, and then laughed. ‘I should think you were pretty well known in these parts,’ he said, ‘if you’ve tried this game on often. Here, stand away from the window, please, madam; you’re obstructing the other passengers!’

售票员把他和他那顶褪色的黑布女帽盯了片刻，然后哈哈大笑说：“我相信你在这一带定会出名的，要是你老耍这套鬼花招。听着，太太，请你离开窗口，你妨碍别的旅客买票!”

An old gentleman who had been prodding him in the back for some moments here thrust him away, and, what was worse, addressed him as his good woman, which angered Toad more than anything that had occurred that evening.

一位老绅士已经在他后背戳了好一阵子，这时干脆把他推到一边，更不像话的是，竟管蟾蜍叫他的好太太，这比那晚发生的任何事都更令他恼火。

Baffled and full of despair, he wandered blindly down the platform where the train was standing, and tears trickled down each side of his nose. It was hard, he thought, to be within sight of safety and almost of home, and to be baulked by the want of a few wretched shillings and by the pettifogging mistrustfulness of paid officials. Very soon his escape would be discovered, the hunt would be up, he would be caught, reviled, loaded with chains, dragged back again to prison and bread-and-water and straw; his guards and penalties would be doubled; and O, what sarcastic remarks the girl would make! What was to be done? He was not swift of foot; his figure was unfortunately recognisable. Could he not squeeze under the seat of a carriage? He had seen this method adopted by schoolboys, when the journey-money provided by thoughtful parents had been diverted to other and better ends. As he pondered, he found himself opposite the engine, which was being oiled, wiped, and generally caressed by its affectionate driver, a burly man with an oil-can in one hand and a lump of cotton-waste in the other.

他一肚子委屈，满心的懊丧，漫无目的地沿着火车停靠的月台往前走，眼泪顺着两腮滚落下来。他心想，眼看就要到手的安全和归家，想不到只因为缺少几个臭钱，因为车站办事员吹毛求疵，故意刁难。就全告吹了，多倒霉哟。他逃跑的事很快就会被发现。跟着就是追捕，被抓住;受辱骂，戴上镣铐，拖回监狱，又回到那面包加白水加稻草地铺的苦日子。他会加倍受到看管和刑罚。哎呀，那姑娘该怎样嘲笑他啊!可他天生不是个飞毛腿，跑不快，他的体形又很容易被人辨认出来。怎么办?能不能藏在车厢座位底下呢?他见过一些小学生，把关怀备至的父母给的车钱全都花在别的用途上，就用这办法混车，他是不是也能如法炮制?他一边合计着，不觉已走到一辆机车跟前。一位壮实的司机，一手拿着油壶，一手摸着块棉纱团，正备加爱护地给机车擦拭，上油。

‘Hullo, mother!’ said the engine-driver, ‘what’s the trouble? You don’t look particularly cheerful.’

“你好，大娘!”司机说，“遇到麻烦了吗?你像是不大高兴。”

‘O, sir!’ said Toad, crying afresh, ‘I am a poor unhappy washerwoman, and I’ve lost all my money, and can’t pay for a ticket, and I must get home to-night somehow, and whatever I am to do I don’t know. O dear, O dear!’

“唉，先生，”蟾蜍说，又哭了起来，“我是个不幸的穷洗衣妇，所有的钱都丢失了，没钱买火车票，可我今晚非赶回家不可，不知道咋办才好。老天爷呀!”

‘That’s a bad business, indeed,’ said the engine-driver reflectively. ‘Lost your money—and can’t get home—and got some kids, too, waiting for you, I dare say?’

“太糟了，”司机思忖着说。“钱丢了——回不了家——家里还有几个孩子在等你吧?”

‘Any amount of ‘em,’ sobbed Toad. ‘And they’ll be hungry—and playing with matches—and upsetting lamps, the little innocents!--and quarrelling, and going on generally. O dear, O dear!’

“一大帮孩子，”蟾蜍抽泣着说。“他们准要挨饿的——要玩火柴的——要打翻油灯的，这帮小傻瓜!——会吵架的。吵个没完。老天爷!老天爷!”

‘Well, I’ll tell you what I’ll do,’ said the good engine-driver. ‘You’re a washerwoman to your trade, says you. Very well, that’s that. And I’m an engine-driver, as you well may see, and there’s no denying it’s terribly dirty work. Uses up a power of shirts, it does, till my missus is fair tired of washing of ‘em. If you’ll wash a few shirts for me when you get home, and send ‘em along, I’ll give you a ride on my engine. It’s against the Company’s regulations, but we’re not so very particular in these out-of-the-way parts.’

“好吧，我给你出个主意，”好心的火车司机说。“你说你是干洗衣这行当的，那很好。我呢，你瞧，是个火车司机。开火车是个脏活。我穿脏的衬衣一大堆，我太太洗都洗烦了。要是你回家以后，替我洗几件衬衣，洗好给我送来，我就让你搭我的机车。这是违反公司规章的，不过这一带很偏僻，要求不那么严。”

The Toad’s misery turned into rapture as he eagerly scrambled up into the cab of the engine. Of course, he had never washed a shirt in his life, and couldn’t if he tried and, anyhow, he wasn’t going to begin; but he thought: ‘When I get safely home to Toad Hall, and have money again, and pockets to put it in, I will send the engine-driver enough to pay for quite a quantity of washing, and that will be the same thing, or better.’

蟾蜍的愁苦一下子变成了狂喜，他急急忙忙爬进驾驶室。自然啰，他这辈子没洗过一件衬衣，就是想洗也不会，所以，他压根儿就不打算洗。不过他合计，“等我平安回到蟾宫，有了钱，有了盛钱的口袋，我就给司机送钱去，够他洗好些衣裳的，那还不是一样，说不定更好哩。”

The guard waved his welcome flag, the engine-driver whistled in cheerful response, and the train moved out of the station. As the speed increased, and the Toad could see on either side of him real fields, and trees, and hedges, and cows, and horses, all flying past him, and as he thought how every minute was bringing him nearer to Toad Hall, and sympathetic friends, and money to chink in his pocket, and a soft bed to sleep in, and good things to eat, and praise and admiration at the recital of his adventures and his surpassing cleverness, he began to skip up and down and shout and sing snatches of song, to the great astonishment of the engine-driver, who had come across washerwomen before, at long intervals, but never one at all like this.

信号员挥动了他望眼欲穿的那面小旗，火车司机拉响了欢快的汽笛。火车隆隆驶出了站台。车速越来越快，蟾蜍看到两旁实实在在的田野、树丛、矮篱、牛、马，飞一般地从他身边闪过。他想到，每过一分钟，他就离蟾宫更近，想到同情他的朋友、衣袋里丁当作响的钱币、软软的床、美味的食物，想到人们对他的历险故事和过人的聪明齐声赞叹，——想到这—切，他禁不住蹦上蹦下，大声喊叫，断断续续地唱起歌来。火车司机大为惊诧，因为洗衣妇他以前偶尔也碰到过，但这样一位洗衣妇，他可是从没见过。

They had covered many and many a mile, and Toad was already considering what he would have for supper as soon as he got home, when he noticed that the engine-driver, with a puzzled expression on his face, was leaning over the side of the engine and listening hard. Then he saw him climb on to the coals and gaze out over the top of the train; then he returned and said to Toad: ‘It’s very strange; we’re the last train running in this direction to-night, yet I could be sworn that I heard another following us!’

他们已经驶过了许多哩的路程，蟾蜍在考虑到家后吃什么晚餐。这时，他注意到司机把头探出窗外，用心听着什么，脸上露出疑惑的神情，随后。司机又爬上煤堆.越过车顶向后张望。一回到车里，他对蟾蜍说：“真怪，今晚这条线上，我们是最后一班车，可是我敢保证，我听到后面还有一辆车开过来!”

Toad ceased his frivolous antics at once. He became grave and depressed, and a dull pain in the lower part of his spine, communicating itself to his legs, made him want to sit down and try desperately not to think of all the possibilities.

蟾蜍马上收起了他那套轻浮的滑稽动作，变得严肃忧郁起来。脊梁骨下半截一阵隐隐的痛感，一直传到两腿，使他只想坐小来，竭力不去想各种可能发生的情况。

By this time the moon was shining brightly, and the engine-driver, steadying himself on the coal, could command a view of the line behind them for a long distance.

这时，月亮照耀得通明，司机设法在煤堆上站稳了，可以看清他们后面长长的路轨。

Presently he called out, ‘I can see it clearly now! It is an engine, on our rails, coming along at a great pace! It looks as if we were being pursued!’

他立刻喊道：“现在我看清楚了!是一辆机车.在我们同一条轨道上，飞快地开过来了!他们像是在追我们!”

The miserable Toad, crouching in the coal-dust, tried hard to think of something to do, with dismal want of success.

倒霉的蟾蜍蹲在煤末里，绞尽脑汁想脱身之计，可硬是一筹莫展。

‘They are gaining on us fast!’ cried the engine-driver. And the engine is crowded with the queerest lot of people! Men like ancient warders, waving halberds; policemen in their helmets, waving truncheons; and shabbily dressed men in pot-hats, obvious and unmistakable plain-clothes detectives even at this distance, waving revolvers and walking-sticks; all waving, and all shouting the same thing—“Stop, stop, stop!”’

“他们很快就撵上咱们了!”司机说。“机车上满是奇奇怪怪的人!有的像古代的卫兵，手里晃着戟;有的是戴钢盔的警察，手里挥着警棍;还有一些是穿得破破烂烂戴高礼帽的人，拿着手枪和手杖，即使隔这么远，也可以断定那是便衣侦探;所有的人都挥着家伙，喊着同一句话：‘停车，停车，停车!’”

Then Toad fell on his knees among the coals and, raising his clasped paws in supplication, cried, ‘Save me, only save me, dear kind Mr. Engine-driver, and I will confess everything! I am not the simple washerwoman I seem to be! I have no children waiting for me, innocent or otherwise! I am a toad—the well-known and popular Mr. Toad, a landed proprietor; I have just escaped, by my great daring and cleverness, from a loathsome dungeon into which my enemies had flung me; and if those fellows on that engine recapture me, it will be chains and bread-and-water and straw and misery once more for poor, unhappy, innocent Toad!’

这时，蟾蜍一下子跪在煤堆里，举起两只合拢的爪子，哀求道：“救救我吧，求求你，亲爱的好心的司机先生，我向你坦白一切!我不是那个简单的洗衣妇!也没有什么天真的或者淘气的孩子在家等我!我是一只蟾蜍——是赫赫有名受人爱戴的蟾蜍先生，我是一位地产主。我凭着极大的勇气和智慧，刚刚从一座可憎的地牢里逃了出来。我坐牢，是由于仇人陷害。要是再给那辆机车上的人抓住，我这个可怜、不幸、无辜的蟾蜍，就会再次陷入戴枷锁、吃面包、喝白水、睡草铺的悲惨境地!”

The engine-driver looked down upon him very sternly, and said, ‘Now tell the truth; what were you put in prison for?’

火车司机非常严厉地低头望着他，说：“你老实告诉我，坐牢是因为什么?”

‘It was nothing very much,’ said poor Toad, colouring deeply. ‘I only borrowed a motorcar while the owners were at lunch; they had no need of it at the time. I didn’t mean to steal it, really; but people— especially magistrates—take such harsh views of thoughtless and high-spirited actions.’

“没什么大不了的事，”可怜的蟾蜍说，满脸通红。“我只不过在车主吃午饭的时候，借用一下他们的汽车;他们当时用不着它。我并不是有意偷车，真的;可是有些人——特别是地方官们——竟把这种粗心大意的鲁莽行为看得那么严重。”

The engine-driver looked very grave and said, ‘I fear that you have been indeed a wicked toad, and by rights I ought to give you up to offended justice. But you are evidently in sore trouble and distress, so I will not desert you. I don’t hold with motor-cars, for one thing; and I don’t hold with being ordered about by policemen when I’m on my own engine, for another. And the sight of an animal in tears always makes me feel queer and softhearted. So cheer up, Toad! I’ll do my best, and we may beat them yet!’

火车司机神情非常严肃.他说：“恐怕你确实是一只坏蟾蜍，我有权把你交给法律去制裁。不过你现在显然是处在危难中，我不会见死不救。一来，我不喜欢汽车;二来，我在自己的机车上不爱听警察们支使。再说，看到一只动物流眼泪，我于心不忍。所以，打起精神来，蟾蜍!我要尽最大的努力搭救你，咱们兴许还能挫败他们!”

They piled on more coals, shovelling furiously; the furnace roared, the sparks flew, the engine leapt and swung but still their pursuers slowly gained. The engine-driver, with a sigh, wiped his brow with a handful of cotton-waste, and said, ‘I’m afraid it’s no good, Toad. You see, they are running light, and they have the better engine. There’s just one thing left for us to do, and it’s your only chance, so attend very carefully to what I tell you. A short way ahead of us is a long tunnel, and on the other side of that the line passes through a thick wood. Now, I will put on all the speed I can while we are running through the tunnel, but the other fellows will slow down a bit, naturally, for fear of an accident. When we are through, I will shut off steam and put on brakes as hard as I can, and the moment it’s safe to do so you must jump and hide in the wood, before they get through the tunnel and see you. Then I will go full speed ahead again, and they can chase me if they like, for as long as they like, and as far as they like. Now mind and be ready to jump when I tell you!’

他们一个劲儿往锅炉里添煤;炉火呼呼地吼，火花四溅，机车上下颠动，左右摇晃，可是追撵的机车还是渐渐逼近了。司机用废棉纱擦了擦额头，叹口气说：“这样怕不行，蟾蜍。你瞧，他们没有负重，跑起来轻快，而且他们的机车更优良。咱们只有一个法子，这是你逃脱的唯一机会，好好听我说。前方不远，有一条很长的隧道，过了隧道，路轨要穿过一座密林。过隧道时，我要加足马力，可后面的人因为怕出事故，会放慢速度。一过隧道，我就关汽，来个急刹车。等车速慢到可以安全跳车时，你就跳下去，在他们钻出隧道、看到你以前，跑进树林里藏起来。然后我再全速行驶，引他们来追我，随他们想追多久就追多远好啦。现在注意，做好准备，我叫你跳车，就跳!”

They piled on more coals, and the train shot into the tunnel, and the engine rushed and roared and rattled, till at last they shot out at the other end into fresh air and the peaceful moonlight, and saw the wood lying dark and helpful upon either side of the line. The driver shut off steam and put on brakes, the Toad got down on the step, and as the train slowed down to almost a walking pace he heard the driver call out, ‘Now, jump!’

他们又添了些煤，火车像子弹一样射进隧洞，机车轰隆隆狂吼着往前直冲，末了，他们从隧道另一端射出来，又驶进新鲜空气和宁静的月光。只见那座树林横躺在路轨的两侧，显得非常乐意帮忙的样子。司机关上汽门，踩住刹车，蟾蜍站到踏板上，火车速减慢到差不多和步行一样时，他听到司机一声喊：“现在，跳!”

Toad jumped, rolled down a short embankment, picked himself up unhurt, scrambled into the wood and hid.

蟾蜍跳了下去，一骨碌滚过一段短短的路基，从地上爬起来，居然一点没伤着。他爬进树林，藏了起来。

Peeping out, he saw his train get up speed again and disappear at a great pace. Then out of the tunnel burst the pursuing engine, roaring and whistling, her motley crew waving their various weapons and shouting, ‘Stop! stop! stop!’ When they were past, the Toad had a hearty laugh—for the first time since he was thrown into prison.

他从树林里往外窥望，只见他坐的那辆火车又一次加速行进，转眼间就消失不见了。接着，从隧道里冲出那辆追车，咆哮着，尖声鸣着笛，车上那帮杂合人群摇晃着各自不同的武器，高喊“停车!停车!停车!”等他们驶了过去时，蟾蜍禁不住哈哈大笑——自打入狱以来，他还是第一次笑得这样痛快。

But he soon stopped laughing when he came to consider that it was now very late and dark and cold, and he was in an unknown wood, with no money and no chance of supper, and still far from friends and home; and the dead silence of everything, after the roar and rattle of the train, was something of a shock. He dared not leave the shelter of the trees, so he struck into the wood, with the idea of leaving the railway as far as possible behind him.

可是，他很快就笑不起来了，因为他想到，这时已是深夜，又黑又冷，他来到了一座不熟悉的树林，身无分文，吃不上晚饭，仍旧远离朋友和家。火车震耳的隆隆声消逝以后，这里的一切像死一般寂静，怪吓人的。他不敢离开藏身的树丛，觉得离铁路越远越好，于是深深钻进林子。

After so many weeks within walls, he found the wood strange and unfriendly and inclined, he thought, to make fun of him. Night-jars, sounding their mechanical rattle, made him think that the wood was full of searching warders, closing in on him. An owl, swooping noiselessly towards him, brushed his shoulder with its wing, making him jump with the horrid certainty that it was a hand; then flitted off, moth-like, laughing its low ho! ho! ho; which Toad thought in very poor taste. Once he met a fox, who stopped, looked him up and down in a sarcastic sort of way, and said, ‘Hullo, washerwoman! Half a pair of socks and a pillow-case short this week! Mind it doesn’t occur again!’ and swaggered off, sniggering. Toad looked about for a stone to throw at him, but could not succeed in finding one, which vexed him more than anything. At last, cold, hungry, and tired out, he sought the shelter of a hollow tree, where with branches and dead leaves he made himself as comfortable a bed as he could, and slept soundly till the morning.

在监狱里蹲了这么久，他感到树林特生疏，特不友好，像成心在拿他取笑逗乐似的。夜鸳单调的嘎嘎声，使他觉得林中布满了搜索他的卫兵，从四面八方向他包抄过来。一只猫头鹰，悄没声地猝然向他扑来，翅膀擦着他的肩头，吓得他跳了起来，心惊胆战地想，那准是一只手;接着又像飞蛾一样轻轻掠过、发出一串低沉的“嗬!嗬!嗬!”的笑声，听起来非常下流。有一回，他碰上一只狐狸，那狐狸停下来，讥讽地朝他上下打量了一番，说：“喂，洗衣婆!这星期少了我一只袜子，一个枕套!下次留神别再犯!”说罢，窃笑着摇摇摆摆走开了。蟾蜍四处看，想找块石头打他，可就是找不到，更把他气坏了。末了，又冷，又饿，又乏，他找到一个树洞，躲了进去，设法用树枝和枯叶铺了一张将就舒适的床，沉沉睡着了，直睡到天明。