听美剧学英语_生活大爆炸第三季 第18集 (上)
Okay in Avatar when they have sex in Pandora, they hook up their ponytails, so we know their ponytails are like their junk.
《阿凡达》的人物在潘多拉性交时 会连接双方的马尾辫 可以推测马尾辫类似于他们的生殖器
Yeah... so? So, when they ride horses and fly on the birds, they also use their ponytails.
那又怎样 他们骑马或骑鸟的时候也会用到马尾辫
What's your point?
你到底想说什么
My point is, if I were a horse or a bird, I'd be very nervous around James Cameron.
也就是说 如果我是马或者鸟 我在詹姆斯·卡梅隆身边会相当紧张
It amazes me how you constantly obsess over fictional details
你对虚构情节如此着迷 实在让我费解
when there are more important things in the real world to worry about.
现实世界中还有很多重要的事等着你呢
For example, why wasn't William Shatner in the new Star Trek movie?
比如 威廉·夏特纳怎么没出演新的《星际迷航》电影
Hey, Sheldon. I was up in the administration office, and I happened to overhear the name of the winner of this year's Chancellor's Award for Science.
谢尔顿 我刚走过行政办公室时无意中听到了今年大学科学奖得奖人的名字
And you want to rub my nose in the fact that my contributions are being overlooked again?
你又想趁机打击我,我的成就又被无视了吧
I am the William Shatner of theoretical physics.
我就是理论物理界的威廉·夏特纳
All right, I'll play.
好吧 我配合你
What selfimportant, preening fraud are they honoring this year?
他们今年选了哪个妄自菲薄的骗子
Oh, I'm so glad you asked it like that. You.
我真高兴你这么问 那个人就是你
I won? You won.
我得奖了 你得奖了
I won! This is astonishing. Not that I won the award no one deserves it more.
我得奖啦 太让我鸡冻了 不是鸡冻得了奖 没人比我更有资格
Actually, I guess I misspoke. It's not astonishing; more like inevitable.
其实 我说错了 根本不鸡冻 得奖是意料中的事
I'm not sure what to do first. Maybe I should call my mother.
我不知道该先做什么 要不先通知我妈
Wait! I know I'm going to conduct an interview with myself and post it online.
我知道啦 做个自访然后放到网上去
Well, good for him. Yeah, the one thing the William Shatner of theoretical physics needed was an ego boost.
真替他高兴 对 理论物理界的威廉·夏特纳最需要的就是自我膨胀
Didn't it look like that spear was going to go right through your skull? No.
那支长矛逼真得就像要直接穿过咱的头啊 才怪
Hey, you didn't want a Slurpee at 7Eleven, you don't get glasses.
你不买711的Slurpee(饮料名)就没眼镜戴
Oh, that will be another congratulatory call for me. Uh, mute, please.
肯定又是打给我道贺的 请静音
Wait, wait. Hang on flaming arrow.
等等 火焰箭呢
Hello? Oh, Chancellor Morton, how are you, sir? Yes, I was expecting your call.
喂 莫顿校长 你好 对 我在等你的电话
Three years ago. I see.
三年前就开始了 我明白
Wait. What happens if I choose not to give a speech? Uhhuh. And if I don't want to forfeit the award?
等等 如果我不想做演讲呢 嗯 如果我不想放弃奖项呢
Well, you've got that tied up in a neat little bow.
好 您现在是箭在弦上 不得不发
All right. Thank you. Problem. What?
好吧 谢谢 出现问题 什么问题
They expect me to give a speech at the banquet. I can't give a speech.
他们要我在宴会上做演讲 我不会做演讲
Well, no, you're mistaken. You give speeches all the time. What you can't do is shut up.
不 你错了 你一直都滔滔不绝 你是不会闭嘴
Yeah, before the movie, you did 20 minutes on why guacamole turns brown.
看电影前 你说了20分钟为啥鳄梨酱变棕色了
It turned brown while you were talking.
你说话的时候 它就变棕色了
I am perfectly comfortable speaking to small groups. I cannot speak to large crowds.
我在小群体面前能自如讲话 但没法在大群体面前演讲
What, to you, is a large crowd?
你的大群体怎么定义
Any group big enough to trample me to death. General rule of thumb is 36 adults or 70 children.
大到能把我踩死的那种 按经验估计是36个成人或70个儿童
Sheldon, congratulations. Brought you a cheesecake from work.
谢尔顿 恭喜恭喜 从店里给你带了芝士蛋糕
You know, 'cause of your award, not because a busboy sneezed on it.
这是给你庆祝得奖的 不是因为小工对着它打了喷嚏
I'm not accepting the award. Why not?
我不接受奖项了 为什么
Turns out the great Sheldon Cooper has stage fright. That's no reason to back out.
因为伟大的谢尔顿居然会怯场 那也没有理由退出啊
You know, I once got a pretty big honor in high school, and I was terrified about appearing in front of a big crowd,
我以前在高中时得了个很大的奖 而我很怕面对一大群人
but I went through with it, and you know what?
但我挺过来了 知道吗
The world looked pretty darn good sitting on a haystack in the back of a Ford F150 as a member of the Corn Queen's court.
作为玉米皇后团的成员之一,坐在福特F150后面放的干草堆上,那是相当的风光啊
Thank you. Yeah, I'll bear that in mind if I'm ever nominated for the Hillbilly Peace Prize.
谢谢 我会牢记在心的 如果我被提名乡巴佬和平奖的话
Sheldon, you're being ridiculous.
谢尔顿 你小题大做了
Am I? Let me tell you a story. Where's 70 children when you need them?
是吗 我给你们讲个故事 咱现在就需要70个儿童
I was 14 and graduating summa cum laude from college.
我14岁时以Summa cum laude的成绩从大学毕业
"Summa cum laude" is Latin for "with highest honors."
Summa cum laude在拉丁语里是指最高荣誉
I just love how you always skip over the part where no one asks.
你要是能跳过没人问的东西就好了
I was valedictorian and expected to give an address.
我要在毕业典礼上做致词
Even now, I can remember that moment when I walked up to the podium and looked out at the crowd.
我到现在还记得当时我走上讲台 看着人群
There must have been thousands of people. My heart started pounding in my chest.
台下数以千计的人 我的心开始剧烈跳动
I began to hyperventilate. My vision became blurry, and before I knew it...
然后开始大口呼气 视力渐渐模糊 还没来得及...
Oh, dear. Oh, my God.
晕啊 老天
Sheldon? Sheldon, are you okay?Don't trample me.
谢尔顿 谢尔顿 你没事吧 表踩我啊
Come on, Mother. You know why I can't accept the award.
拜托 妈妈 你知道我为啥不接受奖项
With all due respect, I don't think praying will help.
恕我直言 我不觉得祈祷会有用
No, I have not heard the song, "Jesus, Take the Wheel."
没 我没听过那首 "主啊 请掌控这命运之轮"
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't need to start singing it.
不用不用 你不需要唱给我听
Yes, I'll buy it on the iTunes, Mother. Goodbye, Mother.
好 我会在iTunes上下载的 妈妈 再见 妈妈
Hello. Sit down. We want to talk to you.
各位好 坐啊 我们想和你谈谈
Am I in trouble? Did my mother call you?
我是有麻烦了吗 我妈妈给你们打电话了
Just sit. We think we can help you with your stage fright.
坐就是了 我们能帮你克服怯场的问题
Oh, I doubt that. I haven't figured out a way, and I'm much smarter than all of you.
我深表怀疑 我比你们智商都高 我都没想出办法呢
Yes, but you're not smarter than all of us put together.
是的 可我们几个的智商加起来肯定比你高
Oh, I'm sorry. That is what I meant.
不好意思 还是我高
Okay. Your problem is, you're trying to do this all by yourself.
好吧 你的问题是你想孤军奋战
We can help you. We can be your team. Like, uh, Professor Xavier and his XMen.
我们可以帮你 当你的队友 就像X教授和X战警
I do like the XMen. Did I see XMen?
我确实挺喜欢《X战警》我看过《X战警》吗
Yeah, we watched it last week. You said you liked it.
看过啊 我们上周才看的 你还说你喜欢呢
Oh. I say a lot of things, sweetie.
亲爱的 说话又不用付钱
So, how about it, Sheldon?
怎么样啊 谢尔顿
I don't know. If you're my XMen, what are your powers?
不好说 如果你们是X战警 那你们的超能力是什么
Okay. Well, I am going to take you shopping, get you a nice suit. Might give you more confidence.
这个 我会带你去购物 帮你选一套超赞的西装 能让你更自信
That's not exactly a mutation that would get you into Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, but go on. Leonard?
确切来说这不叫变异 光凭这点你不可能进到X教授专为天赋异禀的年轻人开设的学校 不过继续 莱纳德
I thought I could try to analyze you and get to the root of your anxiety.
我可以对你进行心理分析 然后找出让你如此焦虑的根源
What qualifies you to attempt to understand my mind?
你凭什么觉得你能读懂我的内心呢
My mother is a highly regarded psychiatrist, and I've been in therapy ever since she accused me of breastfeeding codependently.
我妈是一位杰出的精神病专家 而且自从她指责我过于依赖母乳开始 我就一直在接受治疗
Raj says he can teach you... What did you call it?
拉杰说他可以教你 什么名字来着
I don't know some Indian meditation crap.
我记不住 一些扯淡的印度冥想
I see. Well, I assume, since the rest of you have set the bar so low, you're saving the most impressive contribution for last. Go ahead, Howard.
我懂了 由于前三位的水准都严重不靠谱 我想你们是把最睿智的办法放到了最后 说吧 霍华德
Dazzle me. My power is the ability to pretend like I give a damn about your piddilyass problems.
惊我一下 我的超能力就是我可以假装我很在意你这尿频尿急类的鬼问题
And that's 24seven, buddy.
而且我能一直装下去 伙计
And I appreciate the pretense.
我很感激你如此做作
So, what do you say, Sheldon? Are we your XMen?
怎么样啊 谢尔顿 我们是你的X战警吗
No. The XMen were named for the "X" in Charles Xavier.
不是 X战警这名字来源于X教授的姓氏
Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my CMen.
既然我叫谢尔顿·库珀 那你们就是C战警
Oh, that's not a good name.
这名字可不怎么好听
Okay, Sheldon. I'm going to be leading you through a series of meditation exercises.
好了 谢尔顿 我将引导你进行一系列的冥想练习
These methods come from the ancient gurus of India and have helped me overcome my own fears.
这些方法是从古代印度大师那里传承下来的 也帮我克服了自己的恐惧
And yet, you can't speak to women.
可你还是不敢和女人说话
True, but thanks to meditation, I am able to stay in the same room with them without urinating.
确实 不过托冥想的福 我可以和女人呆在同一房间 而且不会被吓到尿裤子
Now... close your eyes. Okay, but don't punch me. What?
现在闭上双眼 好的 不过不许打我 什么
When I was little, my sister would say to me, "Close your eyes, you'll get a surprise,"and then she'd punch me.
小时候 我姐姐会对我说"闭上双眼 惊喜出现" 然后她就会给我一拳
I'm not going to punch you.
我不会打你的
That's what my sister used to say.
我姐姐以前也这么说的
Do you want to do this or not?
你到底还练不练了
I'm sorry. Proceed.
抱歉 请继续
All right. Imagine yourself in the one place you feel most at home. Where is that?
好的 想象你正身处一个最有家的感觉的地方 是哪里呢
Sim City. More specifically, the Sim City I designed Sheldonopolis.
模拟城市（一款游戏）更确切地说 是我设计的模拟城市 谢尔顿奥波利斯
Okay, you're in Sheldonopolis. Where exactly?
好的 你身处谢尔顿奥波利斯 确切的地点是哪
Sheldon Square? Sheldon Towers? Sheldon Stadium, home of the Fighting Sheldons?
谢尔顿广场 谢尔顿之塔 还是人称谢尔顿勇士之家的谢尔顿运动场
Whatever you like.
随你喜欢
I thought this was supposed to be a guided meditation.
不是说你引导我冥想吗
Fine. You're in Sheldon Square.
好吧 你在谢尔顿广场
Really? This time of year? It's a bit nippy.
是吗 这个季节吗 那可有点冷
Then, put on a sweater.
那就穿件毛衣
Suppose I could run downtown and pick up something at ShelMart.
那我可以去市中心的谢尔玛买一件
Yeah, whatever. Just go buy a sweater.
随便啊 去买件毛衣就是了
You know, the nice thing about ShelMart is I own it, so I get a 15% discount.
好处就是谢尔玛是我开的 所以我买东西85折
You own the damn thing. Just take a freaking sweater!
还不都你说了算 痛快拿件毛衣就行了
Look, I didn't turn a profit last quarter by taking product off the shelves willynilly.
上一季度我根本没有盈利 就是因为我肆无忌惮地拿东西不给钱
All right. You've paid for a sweater, and you're in Sheldon Square.
好吧 你买了件毛衣 现在你在谢尔顿广场
Hang on. It's a cardigan. I have to button it. Oh, no. What now?
等等 是开衫的 我得扣上扣子 不会吧 又怎么了
A Godzillalike monster is approaching the city. I have to get my people to safety.
一个类似哥斯拉的怪物正在接近城市 我得把我的市民转移到安全区
People of Sheldonopolis, this is your mayor. Follow me.
谢尔顿奥波利斯的市民们 我是你们的市长 跟着我
If the children can't run, leave them behind.
小孩子要是跑不了 就别管他们了
Oh, the simulated horror!
哎哟妈呀 模拟恐怖效果贼棒
Raj? Just as I suspected. Meditation is nothing but hokum.
拉杰 我就知道 什么冥想不过是噱头
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