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《生活大爆炸第三季》(英文：The Big Bang Theory Season 3)是由马克·森卓斯基执导，查克·罗瑞、比尔·布拉迪编剧，吉姆·帕森斯、约翰尼·盖尔克奇、卡蕾·措科、西蒙·赫尔伯格、昆瑙·内亚、梅丽莎·劳奇共同主演的美国情景喜剧。第三季于2009年9月21日在哥伦比亚广播公司(CBS)播出。讲述了从北极回来的Howard、Raj、Leonard、Sheldon发生的又一系列令人啼笑皆非的事情。

Okay, Babydoll Pink, let's see if you can cover up the fact that I got my dad's feet.

粉色指甲油看看你能不能把我爸遗传的大脚遮小点

It's just two degrees, Sheldon. I just want to turn up the thermostat two degrees!

谢尔顿就两度我只想把恒温器调高两度

Let me point out that two degrees can be the difference between water and steam.

让我像你指出两度可以是水和蒸汽的差异

Yes, if we lived in a teakettle.

我们又不是住在茶壶里

This is the temperature you agreed to in the roommate agreement.

你在室友协议中同意了这个温度

Aw, screw the roommate agreement!

去你的室友协议

No, you don't screw the roommate agreement.

不许你鄙视室友协议

The roommate agreement screws you. You know what, go to hell and set their thermostat.

室友协议鄙视你跟你的恒温器下地狱去吧

I don't have to go to hell. At 73 degrees, I'm there already!

我根本不用下地狱调成73度我已经在地狱了

Who is it? Leonard. Hang on. Can I sleep on your couch tonight?

谁啊莱纳德等等我今晚能睡你沙发上吗

Uh, well, you can try, but the people across the hall are being very noisy.

可以不过对门的人一直很吵

You heard that, huh?

你听到了吧

Apparently, the one fella tried to adjust the thermostat, then the other fella went bat-crap crazy.

显然一个想调恒温器另一个又发疯了

So you agree, he's nuts.

你也觉得他是疯子吧

Well, not as nuts as the guy who chooses to live with him.

没他的室友那么疯

Believe it or not, he was worse when I met him.

信不信由你我刚认识他时他更疯

Oh, I do not believe that.

我才不信呢

You are so naive. Just like I was seven years ago.

你太傻太天真了就像七年前的我

I'd just started at the university.

我刚开始在大学工作

Excuse me, I'm looking for Sheldon Cooper's apartment.

请问谢尔顿·库珀家在哪

Oh, I bet you're here to check out the room for rent.

你是来看房的吧

Yeah. Run away, dude.What?! Run fast, run far.

对兄弟快跑什么跑快点跑远点

That should have been my first clue.

那应该是第一条线索

So Sheldon's last roommate tried to warn you off?

谢尔顿的前室友要你赶紧逃跑

For all I knew, he was the crazy one. He had this really deranged look.

我当时只觉得他是个疯子他的样子很像疯子

Well, yeah, he'd been living with Sheldon.

跟谢尔顿住能不疯吗

Sure, it makes sense now. Anyway, I went upstairs and knocked on the door. Yeah?

现在明白也太迟啦接着我上楼敲门有事吗

Dr. Cooper? No, you want the crazy guy across the hall.

你是库珀博士吗你找的是对门的疯子

In retrospect, that was clue number two. Yes?

回想起来那是第二条线索有事吗

I'm Leonard Hofstadter. I called you about the apartment. You said...

我是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德我打过电话想看房你说...

I know what I said. I know what you said.

我知道我说了什么我也知道你说了什么

I know what my mother said on March 5, 1992.

我还知道我妈在1992年3月5日说了什么

What is the sixth noble gas?

第六惰性气体是什么

What? You said you're a scientist.

什么你说你是科学家

What is the sixth noble gas?

第六惰性气体是什么

Uh, radon? Are you asking me or telling me? Telling you? Telling you.

氡? 你是问我还是回答我回答你? 回答你

All right, next question. Kirk or Picard?

好下一个问题柯克还是皮卡尔

Oh, uh, well, that's tricky. Um, Original Series over Next Generation, but Picard over Kirk.

好难抉择初代比下一代好看但皮卡尔比柯克强

Correct. You've passed the first barrier to roommate-hood. You may enter.

正确你已通过室友关系第一关你可以进来了

Oh, this is pretty nice. Uh, the bedrooms are back there? That depends.

挺宽敞的嘛卧室在里面吧这得看情况

I don't understand. Their existence is conditional?

我不明白卧室的存在有条件的吗

No, but your ability to perceive their existence is conditional on you passing the second and third barriers.

不但对你来说卧室的存在是有条件的你要通过第二和第三关

There's three? Each more daunting than the last.

有三关啊一个比一个更具挑战性

Have a seat. Okay. No! That's where I sit!

请坐好不这是我的专座

What's the difference?

有区别吗

This seat is ideally located both in relation to the heat source in the winter and a cross breeze in the summer.

这个位置正好能在冬天吹到暖气夏天吹到对流风

It also faces the television at a direct angle, allowing me to immerse myself in entertainment or game play without being subjected to conversation.

而且正对着电视机我能专心看电视或者打机不受谈话干扰

As a result, I've placed it in a state of eternal dibs.

因此我把它置于永恒状态了

Can you do that?

可能吗

Cathedra mea, regulae meae. That's Latin for "My chair, my rules."

（拉丁语）意思是"我的椅子我做主"

Now, you said on the phone that your area of study is physics.

你在电话里说你的研究领域是物理

Uh, yeah, experimental physics. What is that?

对实验物理学那是什么

Doesn't concern you.

跟你无关

You'll be going to the university every day? Yes.

你每天都会去大学吗对

And you have a vehicle? A car, yeah.

你有交通工具吗有辆车

And you'll be willing to drive me? Can't you drive?

你愿意载我吗你不会开车吗

I can. I choose not to.

我会我不想开

Okay, I suppose I could drive you.

那我可以载你

That's a point in my favor, right?

这点可以给我加加分对吧

Why don't you let me do this.

我来写就可以了

Come on, I just asked.

别这样我问问而已嘛

Last question. In a post-apocalyptic world, which task would you assign the highest priority?

最后一个问题身处一个后启示录的世界中你会最先考虑完成以下哪项工作

Locating a sustainable food source, reestablishing a functioning government,

找出可持续利用的食物来源重建一个功能政府

procreating, or preserving the knowledge of mankind?

生育还是传承人类文化

Uh, I'm gonna go with... preserving the knowledge.

我选传承文化

That's correct. FYI, I would have accepted any answer other than procreating.

正解供你参考除了生育其他答案我都接受

Come, I'll show you the rest of the apartment.

来我带你参观一下其他房间

Oh, good. I passed the barriers.

太好了我通过关卡了

The second barrier. Don't get cocky.

只是第二关卡别翘尾巴呢

This is the bathroom. Are you fairly regular?

这里是浴室你周期正常吗

Uh, I guess. This isn't going to work if you're guessing. When do you evacuate your bowels?

大概吧你不能给我模棱两可的答案你什么时候排泄粪便

When I have to.

我憋不住的时候

When you have to? I'm sorry, I don't rent to hippies.

你憋不住的时候抱歉我不租房间给嬉皮士

I-I'm sorry, uh, in the morning. Around 8:00.

不好意思是早上 8点左右

I can't give you 8:00. I can give you 7:30. Fine. I'll take it.

8点不行你可以7点半用厕所好我同意

Third barrier passed. You have won the right to see your room.

通过第三关卡你赢得了参观你卧室的权利

Huzzah. Is this it?

噢耶是这间吗

No, this is my room. People don't go in my room.

不这是我的卧室人们不能进我的卧室

So where do you sleep?

那你睡哪儿啊

I don't understand. If people don't go in there, and you're people, and...

我没明白你说人类不能进去你自己也是人类

You are people, aren't you? Making a joke.

你是人类吧我开个玩笑

Do you do this often? On occasion. Your room.

你经常这样吗偶尔吧你的卧室

You may want to repaint. And after all that, you just moved in?

你还是重新刷漆吧他那么多事儿你居然就搬进去了

I didn't just move in. First we had to iron out a few details.

才不是那么简单就搬进去首先我们得谈妥一些细节问题

"Roommates agree that Friday nights shall be reserved for watching Joss Whedon's brilliant new series Firefly."

室友同意在每周五晚上观看乔斯·威登最新导演的惊世力作《萤火虫》

Does that really need to be in the agreement?

这条也要放到协议里啊

We might as well settle it now; it's going to be on for years. Initial here.

最好是现在定下来那可要播好几年呢在这里草签

All right, that's television and movies. Section nine: miscellany.

好了电视以及电影协议完成了第九部分杂项

The apartment's flag is a gold lion rampant on a field of azure. We have a flag?

公寓旗帜是一头在天蓝色背景下两腿站立的金色狮子咱还有旗子呢啊

Never fly it upside down. Unless the apartment's in distress.

千万别弄反了除非公寓面临危机

And next. "If either of us ever invents time travel, We agree our first stop will be this meeting today in precisely five seconds." Okay.

下一条如果我们之中任何一人发明了时空穿梭机我们同意第一站就是回到今天这个会议时间的5秒之后好

That's disappointing. Why on earth did you agree to all that?

真可惜你到底干嘛要同意那些协议啊

It was the best apartment I'd seen, the rent was very reasonable and after you've passed the first three barriers you kind of want to take it all the way.

那是我见过最棒的公寓了房租也很合理而且在通过前三个关卡之后你就会不自觉地想一路前进了

Well, I'm sorry, Leonard, it's very hard to feel sympathy for you.

抱歉莱纳德我只能说自作孽不可活

Okay, how about this? Let me tell you about the first time I brought a girl over.

好吧那这样吧我给你讲讲我第一次带姑娘回家的事儿

Leonard? Shh. Just pretend we're not here.

莱纳德嘘假装我们不在

Leonard? I'm sure he'll go away.

莱纳德他肯定一会就走了

I'm just going to keep knocking till you answer.

你不回答我我就一直敲

Leonard? Leonard? Leonard?