《柯南脱口秀》第81期:寻常的一天

The great people who are not sick of us yet. 这些人肯定还没厌烦我们呢

That takes up to six minutes,Andy.That's true. 过六分钟就会了 安迪 是啊

That's not going to kick in.What day is it,it's Thursday,ladies and gentlemen. 这感觉不会出现的 今天那天了 周四哦

Let's not get crazy,it's a day of the week. 别那么激动 不过是寻常的一天

It's Thursday,it's now officially one week until Chrismas.Did you realize that?Oh,look at this guy,he didn't know. 周四了 现在距圣诞只有一周了 大家知道了吗 看啊 那人还没意识到呢

The guy over here thinks it's still Wednesday. 那家伙还以为还是周三呢

Anyway,I have seen him before.Anyway,it's officially one week until Christmas 总之 我以前见过他 总之 现在距离圣诞节只有一周了

So that if you're a guy,you have six days until you have to start shopping.That's what it means. 如果你是男人 你还有六天就必须去买东西了 就是这样

Who does that?I go out the night before,I go to 7-Eleven and I just start buying .My wife loves slim Jims. 谁这么干 我会前一晚去 我去7-11 开始买东西 我妻子喜欢牛肉干

A lot of nativity scenes out there.Oh,yeah.Shut up Andy. 现在有很多基督诞生场景 是啊 闭嘴 安迪

This is something I saw on the news.That's right,I had my newspaper out this morning and I was looking at the news, 这是我在新闻上看到的 没错 我今早拿出报纸 我在看新闻

there was story that said to baby jesus stolen from nativity scenes,they get stolen a lot, 有则报道 为寻回基督诞生场景的失窃耶稣宝宝 大概经常被偷吧

a company is putting GPS trackers inside them.can you believe that? 一家安保公司现在在宝宝体内植入了追踪器

If they had done this with the real Jesus,it would have answered a lot of questions.Seriously. 如果他们对真耶稣这么干了 那很多事都有解答了 真的