《柯南脱口秀》第126期:耍了点花招

Get out of hand sometimes.You know,what's crazy is I was thinking,I visited your set and hung out with you guys. 有时候会失控 我觉得有件事很疯狂 我去过你们演播室 和你们聚了聚

You on "Inside the NBA".It seems like you guys have a dream job. 你们在《走进NBA》中 就像得到了梦想中的工作

You know?You get to sit there,hang out,talk about basketball.It's fun.It seems like a pretty sweet job. 你知道吗 你可以坐在那里 消遣 聊篮球 很有趣 感觉是个很棒的工作

I would say it's a dream job especially for a guy who grew up as a fan but at times,which is crazy,Charles goes,I'm going to retire.I'm going to stop. 我觉得是个梦想的工作 尤其是我从小就是篮球迷 但是有时候很疯狂 查尔斯说 我要退休了 我不想干了

Charles Barkley says I'm going to stop?I'm like,dude,we only work one day a week. 查尔斯·巴克利说他不想干了吗 我说 老兄 我们一周才工作一天

We're on Thursdays.That's .We work one day a week. 我们只有周四播 这已经算退休了 我们一周工作一天

Who gives up a job they only work one day a week but him? 除了他 谁会放弃一周只干一天的工作

Yeah,he's quite the character.You also have Shaq you guys out,yes. 他很有意思 沙奎尔也在协助你们 是的

I loved this,I was watching when this happened around Christmas time. 我喜欢这个 这事发生时我正在看 大概在圣诞节期间

You almost killed Shaq,yes.Do you remember this?Explain it first before we show the . 你差点害死沙奎尔 是的 你记得吗 在我们放短片之前解释一下

Well,Shaq likes to do jokes.He was like,hey Kenny,I think it would be funny if when you run to the big board 沙奎尔喜欢搞恶作剧 他说 肯尼 我觉得这会很有意思 你跑去大屏幕那边

and describe what play is going on,we have this huge board behind me, 然后解说比赛 我身后有个超大的显示屏

He said I'll run behind you and we kind of race and try to into each other. 他说我跟着你跑 我们加速 试图撞上对方

I'm like wait a minute.He's like 340.He into me,I'm going to be flying the other way.I got a trick for him.This was the trick. 我说等等 他有340磅 如果他撞上了我 就把我撞飞看 所以我耍了点花招 这就是

Ok this is what you did.Take a look. 好吧 这是你做的事 来看看吧