《柯南脱口秀》第130期:如何快速赚钱
And then it surprised him when it told other crows and it could point out in a crowd.It was like that dude's cool.That dude's cool.That's the dude. 当它告诉其它乌鸦 并能在一群人中认出他时 他觉得很惊讶 像是 那人很酷 那人很酷 就是那哥们
Then those crows spread the word to even more crows.They're like,that's the man who Jonathan. 然后那些乌鸦告诉了更多的乌鸦 他们说 那就是欺负了乔纳森的人
That doesn't sound crazy because we also recognize other human faces. 听起来也没有那么疯狂 因为我们也能认出别人的脸
That would be teh equivalent of us recognizing an individual crow's face.Like there he is. 那就相当于我们认出了一只乌鸦的脸 它在那呢
That's the one who stole my window sill pie. 是它偷走了我窗台上的派
So don't mess with crows because they're smart and they hold and groups of crows are called murders. 所以不要惹毛乌鸦 因为它们很聪明 会记仇 一群乌鸦就是谋杀犯
You know what groups of people are called?Groups.I'll tell you who else holds a .Crow Zimmerman. 你知道一群人叫什么吗 人群 我告诉你谁还会记仇吧 齐默曼乌鸦
Now I got a grudge against google because I still can't remember my original question. 现在我记仇谷歌了 因为我还是记不起我开始要问的问题了
Google is amazing,but the suggestions are too distracting.How to lose weight?Is that what you're going to ask? 谷歌很棒 但是建议太令人分心了 如何减肥 你要问这个吗
No,hold on.I got this.I was going to ask how to make money fast?That's what other people are asking. 不 等等 我知道 我是要问 如何快速赚钱 别人在问这个问题
No.Wait,how fast?So now I'm donating .Thank you. 不 等等 有多快 现在我在捐血浆了 谢谢
which,by the way,also one way to lose a little weight.Joe looking good.What's your secret?Less blood. 顺便说一句 这也是减肥的好方法 乔 身材不错 有什么秘诀 血更少了
Hey,you guys,so .My name is Joe and I appreciate it.Thank you. 你们真棒 我是乔 谢谢你们 谢谢
