《柯南脱口秀》第146期:圣经故事的剧集
Speaking of drought,California Jerry Brown recently said that Californians could be fined for taking long showers. 说到干旱 加州州长杰瑞·布朗最近说 加州居民可能会因洗澡时间过长而被罚款
Yeah,then he unveiled his new slogan,governor Jerry Brown,I'm watching you shower. 然后他揭晓了他的新标语 杰瑞·布朗州长 我在看你洗澡呢
There's a new stamp that poet Maya Angelou.It's coming out. 推出了一款新邮票 邮票上有诗人马娅·安杰卢 即将推出
It's a good news,the only problem is,it includes a quote that is not hers. 这是好消息 唯一问题是 邮票上还有一句并不是她说的话
Maya Angelou never said,biches be crazy. 马娅·安杰卢从未说过 撒疯吧 小婊砸
NBC is in the news,NBC is airing a series about the biblical events following the crucifixion of Jesus. NBC上新闻了 NBC将播出一部关于耶稣受难之后的圣经故事的剧集
I think they might be stretching the story for because it's called "Jesus 2 payback time." 我觉得他们为了增加收视有点夸大了故事 因为片名叫做《耶稣2:报仇雪恨》
Jesus comes back and he's fighting and kicking the crap out of Roman soldiers left and right.He forgives but he doesn't forget. 耶稣起死回生 大展拳脚 把罗马士兵打得片甲不留 他原谅 却不忘记
Just tore my groin.Burger King is in the news. 刚刚撕到腹股沟了 汉堡王上了新闻
Burger King announced they're going to pay for a wedding between an actual couple,a real couple named Mr.Burger and Ms.King.They're going to pay for it. 汉堡王宣布将出资举办一场婚礼 婚礼双方分别姓汉堡先生和王女士 这是真事 他们得知了此事 于是决定承办婚礼
However,their wedding night will be all about in and out. 但他们的新婚之夜都是进进出出
