听美剧学英语·破产姐妹第二季 第278期:拍张照片

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

天啊，神啊。菩萨啊，观音啊。

Just let me see it.

就让我帮你看嘛。

Max, I could not continue to live here if you ever saw it.

麦克斯，让你看那我就没脸住下去了。

Well, then definitely let me see it.

那我绝对要看了。

It's okay, I have one too, except mine has a "Welcome" mat.

怕啥啊，你有的我都有，除了我的那里有个"欢迎进入"的脚踏垫。

I know, I'll just take a picture of it.

我知道了，我拍张那里的照片就行了。

And that's how Kim Kardashian became famous.

这就是金·卡戴珊出名的原因。

It's bad enough I'm taking a picture of my vagina, I'm doing it with an iphone 3.

拍我"小妹妹"的照已经够惨了，更惨的是我还得用iphone 3来拍。

Too dark. Needs a flash.

太暗了。要闪光灯。

All right, but watch out for red-eye.

行，但注意红眼啊。

Ohh... There she is. Yeah, that's definitely something.

这下瞧见她了。看样子绝对有问题。

Let me see it.

让我看看。

Wait, it needs a filter. Lo-fi, no. Valencia, no. Oh, maybe just a border.

等等，这得加个滤镜。低保真度，巴伦西亚滤镜，都不要。还是加个边框啊。

Just give it to me. Oh ho, that's not good.

快给我看。哎哟，这绝对有问题。

I just want to go on the record. It doesn't always look like that. It's actually quite pretty.

我就想声明一下。她平常不是这样的。平常还挺美的呢。

Well, now it has a good personality.

现在她则是丑得很有个性。