听美剧学英语·破产姐妹第三季 第35期:养猫狂人的家
Kitty, you're gonna love this lady.
喵喵，你会喜欢这小姐的。
She smokes, drinks, does prescription drugs, which we all know means Oxy.
她抽烟，喝酒，又嗑处方药，明显是强效止痛药上瘾。
Hi. Oh, my God. These she is. She's purr-fect. Come in. Welcome home, you.
你们好啊。天啊，她来了。她真是太"它喵"可爱了。进来吧。欢迎回家。
See, Max? It's great.
你看，麦克斯？太好了。
What the hell is going on in here?
这里是什么情况啊？
Look at all these cats crammed in this little space. It's so sad.
你看这堆猫塞在这小房子里。也太惨了。
The only thing missing is Sarah Mclachlan singing in the corner.
现在就只差萨拉·麦克拉克伦在角落唱歌了。
What? It's fine. There's not that many. They're attacking!
还好吧。也没这么多。喵星人袭击啊！
Sorry. He loves blondes.
抱歉。他喜欢金发妞。
And apparently pooping on the carpet.
还喜欢拉屎在地毯上呢。
No, Twinkles, no. Oh, okay, quick introductions.
不行，闪闪，不可以。好吧，我来简单介绍一下。
That's Bethany, Radford, Cellars, Franklin, Eleanor, Pudding, Mustachio, Mitzi, Meredith, Baxter, Bernie.
这些是贝贝、福福、窖窖、林林、诺诺、丁丁、髭髭、兹兹、梅梅、特特、尼尼。
She remembers all of their names?
她居然记得他们全部的名字？
I don't even remember the name of the guy I lost my virginity to. Best I can do is "coach" something.
我连破我处的男人名字都不记得。我最多就记得是某某教练。
Well, Catherine, I think it's lovely that you have such a big, loving hairy family, kind of like the Kardashians.
凯瑟琳，我觉得这很有爱，你有个一个庞大又多毛的家庭，跟卡戴珊家族一样。
There's only 24. 31.
只有24只而已啦。变成31只了。
Let's go before one of these rabid cats bites us and we become half-human, half-cat hybrids who wander the streets but are never cold.
在这些狂猫病疯猫咬我们，把我们变成流浪街头却从来不冷的半人半猫混合体前，开溜吧。
We're just gonna go have a little conversation in the hall.
我们得去走廊上讨论一下。
And F.Y.I., the mother looks like she's eating the little one.
顺便一说 那只母猫好像在吃小猫呢。
Just a thought. I'm only saying that 'cause it's in her mouth.
我就随便说说。但我说的原因是因为那小猫在她嘴里。
Mitzi, release!
兹兹，松口！
