每日轻松笑话，帮你减轻烦恼

每日轻松笑话，帮你减轻烦恼

死记硬背学累了，就换种方式吧!今天听力课堂小编收集了可以让你的烦恼都跑光的笑话哦!一起来笑一下吧!

1. Tattoo 纹身

A few months after Tom and I were married一during World War II, he was shipped off to Pearl Harbor. In one of his first letters，he wrote，"I'm going to have a Navy battle-ship tattooed on my chest.”

二战中，汤姆和我刚结婚几个月，他就被派到珍珠港。在他早期的一封信中，他写道:“我想把海军战舰纹刻在胸前。”

Instead of pleading, I answered simply,“Send me a pitcture of your tattoo，and I'll have a duplicate put on my chest. "

我没有劝阻，只是简单地回了信:“给我寄一张你纹好的照片来，然后我也在我的胸前仿纹一个。”

We have been married for 51 years. Neither of us has a tattoo.

我们现在已结婚51年了，谁也没纹过身。

2. Punishment

惩罚

When my daughter had her first child，her husband,Chen Xi，was serving in the army in a remote mountain area. One day，Chen Xi's superior called him into his tent and ordered him to do 50 push-ups. After he completed，Chen Xi asked him what he had done wrong.“I don't have any cigarettes and sweets,"the officer said. "You just had a son!"

当我女儿生第一个小孩时，她丈夫陈希正在边远的山区服兵役。一天，陈希的队长把他叫进了帐篷，并命令他做50个俯卧撑。陈希做完了之后，问队长他做错了什么事而受罚。队长说:“你刚有了一个儿子，而我却没收到任何的烟和据。”

3. Treat differently

分别对待

On a visit to the United States，Gorbachev met a Russian who had immigrated to this country. "What do you do for a living here?"the Soviet leader asked him.

在出访美国期间，戈尔巴乔夫遇见了一位移居美国的俄国人。“你在这儿靠什么谋生?”苏联的领导问他。

"My brother, my sister and I work in a big factory.”

“我哥、我妹和我在一个大工厂工作.”

"How do these capitalist bosses treat you?"

“那儿的资本家对你们怎样?”

"Just fine，"answered the man.“In fact，if you are walking home from work, the boss picks you up in his big car and drives you to your door. Another time，he treats you to a dinner in an expensive restaurant. Sometimes he takes you home for the weekend and buys you presents.”

“还不错，”那人回答，“事实上，如果你下班回家，老板会让你搭坐他的豪华车，把你送到家。有时侯，他还请你去豪华的饭店吃一顿。有时候，他邀你到他家去度周末，还送给你礼物。”

Gorbachev was stunned.”How often does this happen?"

戈尔巴乔夫很吃惊:“这种事多久有一回?”

"Well，to me，actually never. But to my sister，several times. "

“嗯，对我嘛，还没有一次呢。但对我妹妹，已经有好几次了。”

4. Hindsight

后知之明

Several years ago, the Connecticut state police were required to put chains on their tires after the first snowfall.One officer, failing to do so，found himself in a skid that flipped the car over onto its roof.

几年前，康涅狄格州的警方对警察们有这样一个要求——在下第一场雪后，把车胎上加上铁链。有一个警官就没这么做，也巧他在一次车子打滑中翻了车，车底朝上。

A woman called the police station to report the accident. In reply to inquires on the officer's condition，she said，"Well，he seems okay, but you'd better get. someone out here real quick. He's standing on the car，putting chains on the tires !”

一位妇女给警方打电话报告了这个事玫。在问其该警官的处境时，她报告说:“他看上去没事儿，不过，你们最好快点把他弄走，他正站在车底盘上给轮胎套链子呢!"

5. Truth

说实话

One Sunday morning a minister apologized to his congregation for the bandage on his face. "I was thinking about my sermon while shaving,”he explained，" and cut my face.”

一个星期天的早上，牧师向公众道歉自己脸上的胶布，“刮脸的时候，我在考虑我的说教词，”他解释着，“所以就把脸划破了。”

Afterward，in the collection plate，he found a note:"Next time，why not think about your face and cut the sermon. "

布道之后，在捐款盘上，他发现一个纸条，上面写着:“下次，为什么不考虑一下你的脸，而把说教词划了呢?"

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