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初级英语听力第一期第七部分:笑话

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今天的节目很轻松,是一个小笑话。不过我觉得有文化差异...

听录音,回答以下问题:
Does the chicken read the books from the library? Tick the correct answer.

a) Yes.

b) No.

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Ravi: Well, that's almost the end !
Tess: Wait a minute Ravi. Don't forget Gordon.
Ravi: Gordon? What do you mean?
Tess: He wants to tell a joke.
Ravi: Oh no
Tess: Don't be horrible. Gordon! Joke time! Come on Gordon! Are you ready?
Gordon: Yes, I'm here.
Ravi: I hope this is good Gordon.
Gordon: How long have I got?
Ravi: One minute - at the most.
Gordon: OK then. Erm, right. A chicken walks into a library...
Ravi: A chicken?
Gordon: Yeah. A chicken walks into a library, walks up to the counter and says to the librarian "Book, book". The librari gives the chicken two books - she puts the books on the chicken's head - and the chicken walks out of the library.One hour later, the chicken walks back into the library. It walks up to the counter and says to the librarian "Book, book". The librarian gives the chicken two books and the chicken walks out of the library.
An hour later, this happens again. "Book, book" and the chicken walks out of the library with two books on its head. But this time the librarian thinks, "Hmm, this is strange" so she decides to follow the chicken. She goes out of the library and follows the chicken. The chicken crosses the
road, walks along the street, turns the corner, until it comes to the lake. Sitting by the lake is a big, fat
frog. The chicken gives the books to the frog and the frog looks at them and says "Read it, Read it".
Tess: Oh Gordon, that's terrible.
Ravi: And that's the end of this part of the show. We have to go now but don't go away. After this
little break you're going to hear Tom, our English teacher. After every show, Tom talks about the
language you heard and gives you ideas to help you learn. So, don't go away, but we'll say goodbye now. See you next time.
Tess: Bye! Don't forgetto send us your emails! Here's that address one more time. It's learnenglishpodcast2britishcouncil.org.

这个笑话好冷乜~

答案是 b

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