休闲对话：女人裸居，关不关邻居的事？

杨: What happened on your right eye?

你的右眼怎么了?

李: Don’t mention it if you are still my friend. My wife beat me on it.

如果你还是我朋友的话就别提了。 我老婆打了我的眼睛一拳。

杨: Why? You must do something wrong.

为什么?你一定做错了什么事。

李: Well, I stayed in the balcony as usual, but unfortunately when my wife came to me, one of our neighbors, a young lay was naked and walking in her sitting room with the open window.

我跟平时一样待在阳台，但是不幸的是当我的妻子来找我的时候， 我们的一个邻居，一位年轻的小姐在她客厅里走来走去，窗户没关,衣服没穿。

杨: Oh, I see, your wife must think that you came to the balcony only to watch her.

哦，我明白了，你妻子一定以为你是去阳台看她的。

李: But who knows that I was coming there only for smoking!

但是谁知道呢，我只是去那里抽烟的。

杨: Well, sometimes good views also make you unhappy. By the way, how is her figure?

有时候好的风景也会令你不开心。 顺便问一下，她身材如何?