品茗经典-Unit 23 Witches' Loaves 面包西施
Witches' Loaves
O. Henry
Miss Martha Meacham kept the little bakery on the corner (the one where you go up
three steps, and the bell tinkles when you open the door).
Miss Martha was forty, her bank-book showed a credit of two thousand dollars, and she
possessed two false teeth and a sympathetic heart. Many people have married whose
5 chances to do so were much inferior to Miss Martha’s.
Two or three times a week a customer came in in whom she began to take an interest.
He was a middle- aged man, wearing spectacles and a brown beard trimmed to a careful
point.
He spoke English with a strong German accent. His clothes were worn and darned in
10 places, and wrinkled and baggy in others. But he looked neat, and had very good
manners.
He always bought two loaves of stale bread. Fresh bread was five cents a loaf. Stale once
were two for five. Never did he call for anything but stale bread.
Once Miss Martha saw a red and brown stain on his fingers. She was sure then that he
15 was an artist and very poor. No doubt he lived in a garret, where he painted pictures and
ate stale bread and thought of the good things to eat in Miss Martha’s bakery.
Often when Miss Martha sat down to her chops and light rolls and jam and tea she would
sigh, and wish that the gentle-mannered artist might share her tasty meal instead of
eating his dry crust in that draughty attic.
20 Miss Martha’s heart, as you have been told, was a sympathetic one.
In order to test her theory as to his occupation, she brought from her room one day a
painting that she had bought at a sale, and set it against the shelves behind the bread
counter.
It was a Venetian scene. A splendid marble palazzio (so it said on the picture) stood in
25 the foreground—or rather forewater. For the rest there were gondolas (with the lady
trailing her hand in the water), clouds, sky, and chiaroscuro in plenty. No artist could fail
to notice it.
Two days afterward the customer came in.
“Two loafs of stale bread, if you blease.
30 “You haf here a fine bicture, madame,” he said while she was wrapping up the
bread.
“Yes?” says Miss Martha, revelling in her own cunning. “I do so admire art and”
(no, it would not do to say “artists” thus early) “and paintings,” she substituted. “You
think it is a good picture?”
35 “Der balace,” said the customer, “is not in good drawing. Der bairspective of it is
not true. Goot morning, madame.”
He took his bread, bowed, and hurried out.
Yes, he must be an artist. Miss Martha took the picture back to her room.
How gentle and kindly his eyes shone behind his spectacles! What a broad brow he had!
40 To be able to judge perspective at a glance—and to live on stale bread! But genius often
has to struggle before it is recognized.
What a thing it would be for art and perspective if genius were backed by two thousand
dollars in the bank, a bakery, and a sympathetic heart to—But these were day-dreams,
Miss Martha.
45 Often now when he came he would chat for awhile across the showcase. He seemed to
crave Miss Martha’s cheerful words.
He kept on buying stale bread. Never a cake, never a pie, never one of her delicious Sally
Lunns.
She thought he began to look thinner and discouraged. Her heart ached to add
50 something good to eat to his meagre purchase, but her courage failed at the act. She did
not dare affront him. She knew the pride of artists.
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Miss Martha took to wearing her blue-dotted silk waist behind the counter. In the back
room she cooked a mysterious compound of quince seeds and borax. Ever so many
people use it for the complexion.
One day 55 the customer came in as usual, laid his nickel on the showcase, and called for
his stale loaves. While Miss Martha was reaching for them there was a great tooting and
clanging, and a fire-engine came lumbering past.
The customer hurried to the door to look, as anyone will. Suddenly inspired, Miss Martha
seized the opportunity.
60 On the bottom shelf behind the counter was a pound of fresh butter that the dairyman
had left ten minutes before. With a bread-knife Miss Martha made a deep slash in each of
the stale loaves, inserted a generous quantity of butter, and pressed the loaves tight
again.
When the customer turned once more she was tying the paper around them.
65 When he had gone, after an unusually pleasant little chat, Miss Martha smiled to herself,
but not without a slight fluttering of the heart.
Had she been too bold? Would he take offence? But surly not. There was no language of
edibles. Butter was no emblem of unmaidenly forwardness.
For a long time that day her mind dwelt on the subject. She imagined the scene when he
70 should discover her little deception.
He would lay down his brushes and palette. There would stand his easel with the picture
he was painting in which the perspective was beyond criticism.
He would prepare for his luncheon of dry bread and water. He would slice into a loaf—ah!
Miss Martha blushed. Would he think of the hand that placed it there as he ate? Would
75 he—
The front door bell jangled viciously. Somebody was coming in, making a great deal of
noise.
Miss Martha hurried to the front. Two men were there. One was a young man smoking a
pipe—a man she had never seen before. The other was her artist.
80 His face was very red, his hat was on the back of his head, his hair was wildly rumpled.
He clinched his two fists and shook them ferociously at Miss Martha. At Miss Martha.
“Dummkopf!” he shouted with extreme loudness; and then “Tausendonfer!” or
something like it, in German.
The young man tried to draw him away.
85 “I vill not go,” he said angrily, “else I shall told her.”
He made a bass drum of Miss Martha’s counter.
“You haf shpoilt me,” he cried, his blue eyes blazing behind his spectacles. “I vill
tell you. You vas von meddingsome old cat!”
Miss Martha leaned weakly against the shelves and laid one hand on her blue-dotted silk
90 waist. The young man took his companion by the collar.
“Come on,” he said, “you’ve said enough.” He dragged the angry one out at the
door to the sidewalk, and then came back.
“Guess you ought to be told, ma’am,” he said, “what the row is about. That’s
Blumberger. He’s an architectural draughtsman. I work in the same office with him.
95 “He’s been working hard for three months drawing a plan for a new city hall. It
was a prize competition. He finished inking the lines yesterday. You know, a
draughtsman always makes his drawing in pencil first. When it’s done he rubs out the
pencil lines with handfuls of stale breadcrumbs. That’s better than india-rubber.
“Blumberger’s been buying the bread here. Well, to-day—well, you know, ma’am,
100 that butter isn’t—well, Blumberger’s plan isn’t good for anything now except to cut up
into railroad sandwiches.”
Miss Martha went into the back room. She took off the blue-dotted silk waist and put on
the old brown serge she used to wear. Then she poured the quince seed and borax
mixture out of the window into the ash can.
