美国演员杰森·贝特曼开玩笑说，他和马修·麦康纳一起录制播客时“崩溃了”

Not even celebrities like Jason Bateman are safe from the horrors of technical difficulties.
即使是像杰森·贝特曼这样的名人也无法避免技术难题的恐怖。

On the latest episode of his SmartLess podcast, the Ozark actor recalled the recording session that made him spiral into madness. The two-year-old incident forced Bateman and his co-hosts Will Arnett and Sean Hayes to scrap an episode entirely — the worst part being that Oscar-winner Matthew McConaughey was listening in the whole time. 
在他的SmartLess播客的最新一集中，这位Ozark演员回忆起了让他陷入疯狂的录音过程。这起持续两年的事件迫使贝特曼和他的联合主持人威尔·阿内特和肖恩·海耶斯完全取消了一集——最糟糕的是，奥斯卡奖得主马修·麦康纳一直在听。

"Matthew came on the show a couple of years ago, and he was ready to go," Arnett recalled. "And Jason was having some tech difficulties, shall we say."
阿内特回忆道：“马修几年前就上了节目，他已经做好了出发的准备。”“杰森在技术上遇到了一些困难，我们可以说。”

The trio recently welcomed McConaughey back for their Monday episode, which couldn't go forward without Arnett recounting Bateman's "full meltdown" from years prior.
三人组最近欢迎麦康纳回来参加周一的节目，如果没有阿内特讲述贝特曼多年前的“彻底崩溃”，这一集就无法继续下去。

Arnett played a recording of Bateman giving up after struggling with computer problems for over half-an-hour. "I don't see it here on the sound thing, so let's cancel," Bateman says in the clip. "Let's just reschedule this thing. I'm in a total f---ing tailspin."
阿内特播放了贝特曼在与电脑问题斗争了半个多小时后放弃的录音。贝特曼在视频中说：“我在声音上看不到，所以我们取消吧。”“让我们重新安排这件事吧。我完全不知所措。”

Hearing Bateman's despair prompted McConaughey to burst into laughter. Bateman, who had no idea who the episode's mystery guest would be, did not recognize the laughter and sounded irritated when he responded.
听到贝特曼的绝望，麦康纳大笑起来。贝特曼不知道这一集的神秘嘉宾是谁，他没有认出笑声，当他回应时，听起来很恼火。

"Great," Bateman said, as McConaughey continued laughing. "Who the f--- is that? Who is that? Great, that's helpful. Is that our guest?" 
“太好了，”贝特曼说，麦康纳继续大笑。“那个f是谁？那个是谁？太好了，很有帮助。那是我们的客人吗？”

The Dallas Buyers Club actor then offered a re-enactment of everything he'd heard while witnessing Bateman's tech-inspired meltdown. 
这位达拉斯买家俱乐部的演员随后重新演绎了他在目睹贝特曼科技引发的崩溃时所听到的一切。

"Let me tell you what I've heard here over the last 30 minutes," McConaughey said, before imitating Bateman: "'We've gotta reboot here. His iPad got cloned, and then it got wiped right before the dog peed on it, so I gotta reboot one more time. Wait a minute, it's buffering. Wait, let me reinstall. No, I'm installing. No, it's gonna restart. We got a failure. I need a security check. Oh s---, we got a virus. let me reschedule this whole show. S---, you guys start without me. Fuck that, everyone be patient."
麦康纳说：“让我告诉你我在过去30分钟里听到了什么。”，在模仿贝特曼之前：“‘我们必须在这里重新启动。他的iPad被克隆了，然后在狗尿在上面之前就被擦干净了，所以我必须再重新启动一次。等一下，它在缓冲。等等，让我重新安装。不，我在安装。不。它会重新启动。我们出了故障。我需要进行安全检查。哦，我们感染了病毒。让我重新安排整个节目。s，你们在没有我的情况下开始。去他妈的，每个人都要有耐心。”

He also tacked on an impression of Bateman saying, "I'm in a tailspin," which got big laughs from Arnett and Hayes.
他还增加了贝特曼说“我陷入了困境”的印象，这引起了阿内特和海耶斯的大笑。

"That was you," he told the Arrested Development star. "You were going on and on and you went so long, I was like, 'This is getting funnier. And funnier, and funnier.,'" adding that he took notes through the incident.
“就是你，”他告诉《发展受阻》的明星。“你一直在说，你说了这么久，我想，‘这越来越有趣了。越来越有趣，越来越有趣。’”他补充说，他记录了整个事件。

Bateman called the recording "mortifying" and admitted that he had no idea that McConaughey was on the call until he was filled in later.
贝特曼称这段录音“令人羞愧”，并承认他不知道麦康纳在通话，直到后来有人填补了他的空缺。

"The worst part is me hearing someone laughing and thinking it's Sean or Will and going, 'Who did that? That's not helpful,'" Bateman said, "And then I just slammed my laptop shut. It's not one of my prouder moments."
贝特曼说：“最糟糕的是，我听到有人大笑，以为是肖恩或威尔，然后说，‘谁干的？那没用。’然后我就把笔记本电脑关上了。这不是我最骄傲的时刻。”

Thankfully, the technology was in everyone's favor this time around and the SmartLess crew managed to record a new episode with McConaughey as their guest. And all it took was two years.
值得庆幸的是，这一次这项技术对每个人都有利，SmartLess剧组成功录制了一集新的节目，麦康纳是他们的嘉宾。只花了两年时间。