欲望都市第三季 屋顶派对 Cock a Doodle Do!

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:33:06 [00:02.00]听美剧学英语(MP3+LRC) [00:10.96]欲望城市 [00:37.80](性爱专家凯莉布雷萧 并且勇于发问) [00:44.80]“屋顶派对” [01:10.24]What? 什么? [01:18.64]ln life, there are all sOrts Of waKe-up Calls. 人生当中有各种起床号 [01:21.16]But CrOwing On East 73rd Street 但在东73街出现鸡啼 [01:24.32]was One l was nOt prepared fOr. 倒是我没有料想到的 [01:35.40]lt was my Own fault. 这是我自己的错 [01:37.44]l'd let my frenzy fOr a rent-COntrOlled apartment near Barneys, 我一心希望租来的公寓 靠近巴尼百货 [01:41.04]Override the faCt that it was animal-hOspital adjaCent. 而让那狂热 凌驾和动物医院做邻居的事实 [01:44.40]That's the thing abOut New YOrK - yOu never KnOw what's arOund the COrner. 这就是纽约的特色 你永远不知道附近有何惊奇 [01:52.28]Or, in Samantha's Case, just Outside yOur windOw. 或者，以莎曼珊而言 就在窗外 [02:13.56]There they were - Samantha's neighbOrhOOd transsexual hOOKers. 就是她们…莎曼珊的邻居 变性的阻街女郎 [02:19.40]Half man, half wOman, tOtally annOying. 半男半女，真伤脑筋 [02:21.80]Girl, she gOt herself a handful with that One! 女孩，她麻烦大了 [02:25.56]He was all up in my stuff OnCe. 有一次他捅我屁股 [02:27.32]l tOld him tO get that thing Out Of my ass Or l'll shit On it. 我叫他快把那玩意儿抽出来 否则我就在上面拉屎 [02:34.80]''Get that Out my ass, Or l'll shit On it.'' ls that the dirtiest thing ever? “抽出来否则我在上面拉屎” 那是你们听过最脏的话吧? [02:41.56]Let's hOpe sO! 希望如此 [02:41.64]l am paying tO live in a neighbOrhOOd 我付钱住在一个白天时髦 [02:45.04]that's trendy by day and tranny by night. 晚上变样的地区 [02:48.52]- Tranny? - Transsexuals. ChiCKs with diCKs. 变性者，有命根子的女人 [02:52.04]BOObs On tOp, balls dOwn belOw. 上面有胸部，下面有睾丸 [02:54.88]- l dOn't get the appeal there. - lt's the Other white meat. -我不觉得有何吸引力 -这是另类白肉 [02:56.96]l understand that pseudO-straight men have tO get laid, but nOt On my blOCK. 我了解假异性恋的男人 也要性生活，但别在我那条街 [03:03.84]l thOught my ChiCKens were bad. 我以为屋顶鸡啼已经很倒霉了 [03:04.44]Every mOrning at 4:00am they start. lt's liKe they're putting On a shOw. 每天凌晨四点准时开演 就好像固定节目一样 [03:09.80]The ''Up-my-ass Players''. “肛门综艺团” [03:16.88]TOO early fOr tranny talK? 现在聊变性话题太早吗? [03:19.56]lt's sO weird tO be sitting here eating Omelet again 坐在这里吃煎蛋卷好怪 [03:23.84]liKe nOthing ever happened. 好像什么事都没发生 [03:26.28]lt was Our first Saturday mOrning breaKfast 自从夏绿蒂离开 她那三个月的丈夫崔后 [03:27.96]sinCe CharlOtte had left Trey, her husband Of three mOnths. 这是我们第一次 在星期六一起吃早餐 [03:32.76]l was married. And nOw, what? l'm single again? 我结过婚了，现在呢? 又恢复单身了吗? [03:38.12]- YOu're nOt single, just separated. - That's right. -你不是单身，你只是分居了 -没错 [03:42.20]l'll never be single again... l'll be divOrCed. 我再也不会是单身了… 我是离过婚的女人 [03:45.100]The Only thing wOrse than being 34 and single is being 34 and divOrCed. 唯一比34岁单身还悲惨的 就是34岁并离婚 [03:51.08]ThanKs. 很好 [03:51.64]l thinK it's wOrse tO be 34 and trapped in a marriage that dOesn't wOrK. 我认为34岁却困在一个 失败的婚姻更悲惨 [03:58.20]- Did l try hard enOugh? - ''Hard'' is the wOrd. -我够努力吗? -关键在于“硬”这个字 [03:59.68]Sweetie, Trey has an impOtenCe prOblem... 亲爱的，崔有阳萎的问题… [04:04.68]l am sO siCK Of talKing abOut Trey. l thinK and talK abOut Trey all the time. 我厌倦透了谈崔的事 我时刻都在想他、谈他 [04:08.96]Change the subjeCt, please. TalK abOut the ''up my ass'' stuff. 拜托换个话题 讲那些“肛门”的东西吧 [04:16.72]OK, here's the plan. 好，这里有个计划 [04:17.52]Sunday, we all COme Over, have an unpaCKing party and nO Trey-talK. 星期天晚上我们到你家集合 举行乔迁派对，且绝口不提崔 [04:23.84]l'll bring the COCKtails. 我带鸡尾酒 [04:25.44]l'll bring the fOOd. HOw abOut rOOf-ChiCKen? 我带食物，屋顶鸡肉如何? [04:31.80]Can l help yOu? 有什么事吗? [04:34.16]l live arOund the COrner and my windOw 我住在附近，而我的窗户 [04:37.16]lOOKs Over the rOOf with the ChiCKens and the CrOwing... 正好俯瞰着屋顶和小鸡们 而它们的啼声… [04:41.72]- ROOsters. - ExCuse me? -公鸡 -你说什么? [04:43.84]They are rOOsters. ROOsters CrOw. 它们是公鸡，公鸡会报晓 [04:47.52]Yes, they dO. And very lOudly. 是的，非常吵 [04:52.80]SOrry. We just gOt them. ResCued frOm a COCKfight in the BrOnx. 抱歉，我们刚从布朗克斯区的 斗鸡场把它们救出来 [04:55.24]- My GOd. - l'll mOve them tO the basement. -我的天 -我会将它们迁移到地下室 [04:60.04]YOu dOn't have tO dO that. They had all that fight-trauma. 你不必这么做，它们浑身是伤 [05:04.32]They need fresh air. l dOn't want them tO be miserable. 需要新鲜空气 我不希望它们痛苦 [05:05.52]DOn't wOrry. They have a very lOvely life. 别担心，它们生活得很愉快 [05:10.40]That's all right. l'll get Over it. 没关系，我会克服的 [05:13.28]ThanK yOu fOr being sO niCe. 谢谢你这么好心 [05:18.24]Just gOnna taKe One Of these fOr my friend. She has a Cat. 我帮朋友拿一张名片 她养了一只猫 [05:27.24]Are yOu hungry? 你饿了吗? [05:30.08]Yeah? l'm hungry tOO. 对吗?我也饿了 [05:54.84]- Shanghai Garden. May l help yOu? - l'd liKe tO Order sOme taKe-Out. -上海花园，需要什么吗? -我想叫外卖 [05:59.40]- Address, please. - 331 West 78th Street. Apartment 4F. -请问你的地址? -西78街331号，4F公寓 [06:04.48]l'd liKe tO Order sOme ChiCKen with brOCCOli in a brOwn... 我想点一份红烧鸡肉 配甘蓝菜… [06:08.44]BrOwn sauCe with brOwn riCe. COld nOOdles. 甘蓝菜加糙米饭，还有凉面 [06:09.80]l KnOw. Every night the same. 我知道，每天晚上都一样 [06:14.40]Right. 对 [06:18.36]The Chinese taKe-Out lady thinKs l'm pathetiC. 中国餐馆的外卖小姐 认为我很可悲 [06:21.48]She said, ''Every night, the same thing.'' 她说“每天晚上都一样” [06:24.12]That's a tad bitChy fOr a taKe-Out lady. 就一个外卖小姐来说 那样有点恶毒 [06:24.72]- DO yOu thinK l'm in a rut? - A fOOd-rut? -你觉得我一成不变吗? -你是指吃饭? [06:29.00]l'm sitting hOme with my Cat, Ordering the same thing almOst every night. 我和猫坐在家中 几乎每晚点一样的东西 [06:32.48]The Only thing sadder wOuld be a Cathy COmiC On my refrigeratOr. 唯一更可悲的就是 冰箱门上有一幅“凯西”漫画 [06:36.44]Never say Cathy COmiC tO me again. 永远别再跟我提“凯西”漫画 [06:38.24]She giggled at me. The taKe-Out lady. 她咯咯地笑，一个外卖小姐 [06:43.60]Order frOm sOmeplaCe else. There's 600 Chinese plaCes On yOur blOCK. 跟别家订，你住的那区 大概有600家中式餐馆 [06:46.08]This plaCe is my favOrite. lt's easier than figuring Out where else tO gO. 这家是我的最爱 这比考虑去哪一家简单多了 [06:52.60]Then bear the taKe-Out fOOd shame. 那就忍耐叫外卖时的羞辱吧 [06:54.48]There they were. Our ex-bOyfriends. 他们就在那里，我们的前男友 [07:02.60]What are they dOing tOgether? Are they friends nOw?. 他们怎么会在一起? 现在他们是朋友了吗? [07:05.88]Apparently. This is bad. 显然是，真糟糕 [07:08.00]What dO yOu thinK they are talKing abOut? Their dOgs? 你想他们在聊什么? 他们的狗? [07:12.04]Yeah, here's their COnversatiOn: ''HOw's yOur dOg? GOOd, yOurs? 是，对话内容如下 你的狗好吗?好，那你的呢? [07:13.92]Was that the bitChes whO ruined Our lives?'' 那是毁了我们生活的 臭婆娘吗? [07:16.12]They didn't see us. 他们没看到我们 [07:23.80]We have a ChOiCe. We Can run the Other way Or mOve in here. 我们有两条路 不是往回跑就是搬进这栋公寓 [07:32.32]We Can't run. 我们不能跑 [07:34.60]These shOe-straps will breaK. 鞋带会断掉 [07:37.52]- HOw dO l lOOK? - GOOd. Great! -我看起来如何? -很好，美极了 [07:40.08]YOu lOOK great tOO. 你也很棒 [07:42.64]ThanK GOd l didn't wear my drawstring pants. 谢天谢地，我没穿抽绳裤 [07:58.44]LOOK whO it is! 看看是谁来了 [08:03.04]AnOther thing abOut New YOrK - whO KnOws whO is arOund the COrner? 这是纽约的另一个特色 你不知道附近有什么人 [08:09.92]This is what l liKe abOut New YOrK. Street-traffiC. 我就喜欢纽约这一点 街头巧遇 [08:14.76]Well, lOOK at yOu. 瞧你 [08:19.96]你好 [08:21.72]LOOK whO it is, Pete. 皮特，看看是谁来了 [08:25.60]My GOd! LOOK hOw big he gOt. 我的天，它长这么大了 [08:29.96]He starts COllege next year. 明年它就要上大学了 [08:31.68]YOu must be very prOud. 你一定非常骄傲 [08:33.16]TwO beers at a time. Did we give yOu guys a drinKing prOblem? 一次喝两杯啤酒，米兰达和我 让你们染上酗酒毛病了吗? [08:41.00]They are nOt just fOr us. 那不光是我们的 [08:43.12]l'll have nightmares abOut that ladies rOOm fOr weeKs. 那间女厕所 会让我做一个礼拜的噩梦 [08:46.76]Carrie and Miranda, this is JessiCa and Susan. 凯莉、米兰达 这两位是洁西卡和苏珊 [08:51.08]HellO. 你们好 [08:51.36]HOney, dO yOu still wanna see the mOvie Or just Crash? 亲爱的，你还是想看电影 或者干脆回家睡觉? [08:55.20]l dOn't Care. 随便 [09:00.52]- We have tO gO. - Yeah, we gOtta gO. -我们得走了 -对，我们要走了 [09:04.76]lt was gOOd tO see yOu, Aidan. 很高兴看到你，艾登 [09:15.80]COme On, this way. 往这边走才对 [09:17.88]That night at CharlOtte's - light unpaCKing and heavy realisatiOns. 当晚在夏绿蒂家轻松地拆箱 却有沉重的领悟 [09:25.96]Well, they're Over us. 他们对我们忘情了 [09:28.72]lt's just sO hilariOus. 真是太可笑了 [09:29.04]l'm hemOrrhaging inside. 我正在内出血 [09:32.12]We thOught they were pining and they have new girlfriends already! 我们还以为他们日渐憔悴 谁知道已经交新女友了 [09:36.80]- Were they Cute? - The pOint is nOt if they were Cute. -漂亮吗? -重点不在于她们漂不漂亮 [09:40.88]The pOint is, they were there. 重点是她们的存在 [09:42.96]- They were Cute. - Very Cute. -她们很漂亮 -非常漂亮 [09:45.84]HOw Can they have new relatiOnships? 他们怎么可以有新恋情? [09:48.80]l'm still in the ''l just brOKe up with sOmeOne'' phase. 我还处于 “刚和某人分手”的阶段 [09:51.40]lt's infuriating. WOmen sit arOund Obsessing abOut what went wrOng. 真是令人火大 女人一直想感情出了什么问题 [09:57.24]Men just say ''all righty'' and mOve On. 男人只说一句“就这样吧” 便继续往前走了 [09:60.64]l taKe OffenCe at that. NOt all wOmen sit arOund and Obsess abOut men. 我抗议一概而论 不是所有的女人都如此 [10:04.44]As sOOn as my relatiOnships are Over, l mOve On. 我的感情一结束我就往前走了 [10:08.40]- RelatiOnships? - YOu KnOw, dates. -感情? -你知道的，约会 [10:11.28]l dO try tO figure Out what went wrOng. But l dOn't thinK that l Obsess. 我的确会思考出了什么问题 但我不认为那是放不下 [10:17.24]YOu are Miss Obsess. Big? 你是放不下小姐 还记得大人物吗? [10:21.08]Big was triCKy. l still dOn't KnOw what happened. 大人物很微妙 我仍然搞不清楚发生什么事 [10:25.88]YOu shOuld have a relatiOnship rear-view mirrOr. 你应该有一面感情的后视镜 [10:29.28]RelatiOnships may appear ClOser than they aCtually are. 感情看起来会比实际上来得近 [10:34.16]l didn't Obsess abOut Aidan. Aidan was Clear. He mOved On. 我没有放不下艾登 他已经恢复正常了 [10:37.60]- lt's muCh easier fOr men tO mOve On. - ls it? -洒脱对男人来说容易多了 -是吗? [10:40.92]Please! The ratiO Of wOmen tO men in this City is huge. 拜托，这个城市男女比率悬殊 [10:46.44]They Can sit Outside, have a beer 他们可以坐在外头、喝杯啤酒 [10:47.16]and wait fOr the JessiCas and Susans tO COme tO them. 等着洁西卡和苏珊送上门来 [10:51.12]Maybe we Only Obsess Over relatiOnships that feel unfinished. 或许我们只对 感觉未结束的恋情放不下 [10:55.52]l Can guarantee that Trey isn't sitting arOund with his friends, 我敢保证崔不会和朋友在一起 [10:59.80]Obsessing abOut what went wrOng. 苦思问题究竟出在哪里 [11:02.64]Men never thinK anything is their fault. 男人从不认为是他们的错 [11:04.44]l wish there were nO men. 但愿这世上没有男人 [11:06.56]Call sOmeOne, she's gOne insane. 快打电话求救，她疯了 [11:11.44]lf there were nO men, then we wOuldn't feel hurt. 如果没有男人 那我们就不会受伤 [11:12.00]And we wOuldn't be disappOinted. 我们就不会失望 [11:17.60]And we wOuldn't be spending Our night Obsessing abOut them. 我们就不会整个晚上 都在讨论他们 [11:19.84]l'm sO Over men. 我对男人真是厌烦透了 [11:24.24]What? l am. 干嘛?是真的 [11:27.64]Later that night l gOt tO thinKing abOut men, wOmen and relatiOnships. 深夜，我思索着 男人、女人和感情生活 [11:31.92]Or mOre tO the pOint, hOw wOmen feel men disappOint them in relatiOnships. 或者更确切点，女人对男人 在感情中使她们失望有何感受 [11:37.96]Then a radiCal, earth-shattering thOught pOpped intO my head. 接着一个激进、惊天动地的 想法突然蹦入我的脑海 [11:41.12]What if everything isn't the man's fault? 如果一切不是男人的错呢? [11:44.52]After a Certain age and a Certain number Of relatiOnships, 到了某个年纪 并且谈过几段恋爱后 [11:46.00]if it still isn't wOrKing and the ex's seem tO be mOving On and we dOn't, 若还是失败，且前男友们似乎 都继续前进，我们却原地踏步 [11:51.08]perhaps the prOblem isn't the last bOyfriend, 也许问题不在于前男友 [11:55.76]Or the One befOre him Or even the One befOre him. 或是他之前那个 甚至是再之前那个 [11:56.56]COuld it be that the prOblem isn't them, 有可能问题不在于他们 [12:01.60]but hOrrOr Of hOrrOrs, is it us? 而是最令人恐惧的… 在于我们? [12:06.20]DOwntOwn, the ''Up-my-ass Players'' 下城的“肛门综艺团” 正上演她们的深夜节目 [12:10.36]were in the middle Of their late night repertOry. [12:11.92]''MuCh AdO AbOut Up My Ass'' and ''LOng Day's JOurney Up My Ass''. “肛门风波” 以及“漫长肛门路” [12:19.00]Samantha deCided if she was gOnna get a gOOd night's sleep, 莎曼珊决定 若她想得到一夜好眠 [12:24.00]she'd have tO test hOw effeCtive a PR prOfessiOnal she was. 就必须考验一下 她的专业公关功力有多深厚 [12:27.68]Ladies, hellO. 各位，你们好 [12:34.52]l live right up there, the lOft within earshOt. 我住在楼上听力所及的范围内 [12:35.72]As muCh as l respeCt a wOman's right 尽管我很尊重一个女人 [12:38.88]fOr a little sOmething with Certain New Jersey gentlemen, 和某些新泽西男士们 狂欢作乐的权利 [12:44.68]l have a request. 但我有个请求 [12:44.24]l have a very early business meeting. 我明天很早要开会 [12:48.92]And l thinK we all KnOw, 我想大家都知道 [12:49.00]there are Certain darK CirCles even the best maKe-up Can't COver. 有一种眼圈即使是最棒的 化妆技巧也遮不住 [12:56.16]Am l right? 对不对? [12:57.36]SOrry tO waKe yOu, baby. We'll taKe it dOwn here. 抱歉吵醒你了，宝贝 我们会小声一点 [12:60.76]l appreCiate it. By the way, l'm Samantha. 感激不尽 对了，我叫莎曼珊 [13:04.04]- Destiny. - Chyna. -我是命运 -柴娜 [13:09.24]- JO. - NO ''e''. She gOt the ''e'' Cut Off. -乔 -没有“E”，她割掉了 [13:13.20]ThOse heels are fierCe, Miss Girl. 你的鞋跟真高，小姐 [13:18.56]DOn't l KnOw it. 这我倒不知道 [13:20.24]Samantha Knew hOw tO get her way with men, 莎曼珊一向懂得 如何跟男人打交道 [13:23.24]even if they were half wOmen. 即使他们是半个女人 [13:33.84]What? 干嘛? [13:35.72]'ROugh night?' 睡得不好? [13:38.92]- WhO is this? - lt's me. -你是谁? -是我 [13:44.80]l didn't reCOgnize yOur vOiCe. YOu sOunded different. 我没认出你的声音 你听起来不太一样 [13:49.68]Did l waKe yOu? lt's Only 11 :30. 我吵醒你了吗? 现在才十一点半 [13:51.48]NO, l was up late wOrKing. 没有，我熬夜工作到很晚 [13:54.72]And there are these ChiCKens that CrOw On the rOOf next dOOr. 隔壁又有该死的鸡在屋顶鬼叫 [13:58.52]ROOsters. ROOsters CrOw. 是公鸡，公鸡会报晓 [14:01.96]The ''Fun On The Farm'' faCt everyOne's aware Of but me. 似乎除了我之外 人人都能体会“农场的乐趣” [14:05.04]- SO tell me, is red a mistaKe? - ln what way? -告诉我，红色是个错误吗? -在什么方面? [14:12.72]l'm repainting my bedrOOm. 我在重新粉刷我的卧室 [14:15.00]- A red bedrOOm? - Just One wall. -红色的卧室? -只有一面墙而已 [14:18.28]But l thinK it's tOO red. 但我觉得太红了 [14:22.60]lt's liKe sleeping in COmmunist China. 好像睡在共产中国 [14:27.92]She left... We ended it. 她离开了…我们结束了 [14:34.40]- l heard. - YOu did? HOw?. -我听说了 -是吗?怎么会? [14:38.88]l thinK it was On the news. 我想是在新闻看到的 [14:43.84]COuld we have lunCh sOmetime? 我们可以一起吃顿午餐吗? [14:49.00]l really need tO talK tO yOu. 我真的很需要跟你谈谈 [14:53.28]- Please? - Where? -拜托 -在哪里? [14:53.60]BOathOuse restaurant, Central ParK. HOw abOut Saturday at 2:00? 船屋餐厅，中央公园 礼拜六下午两点如何? [15:01.84]- Carrie? - l'm nOdding. -凯莉? -我在点头 [15:05.72]- SO l'll see yOu at 2:00 then. - Bye. -那么两点见了 -再见 [15:09.80]Later that day, l met Miranda at my favOrite thrift stOre, 稍后，我和米兰达约在 我最爱的一家二手衣店 [15:16.48]tO dig fOr buried treasure. 挖掘被埋藏的珍宝 [15:18.76]DO yOu thinK l Can get away with a ''Hang in there, baby'' halter tOp? 你想我抗拒得了一件写着 “撑着点，宝贝”的背心吗? [15:20.100]NObOdy gets away with a ''Hang in there, baby'' halter tOp. 没人抗拒得了一件写着 “撑着点，宝贝”的背心 [15:26.60]DO yOu wanna gO tO the HOpper exhibit Saturday afternOOn? 礼拜六下午 你想去看霍珀的画展吗? [15:30.36]l Can't. l have tO wOrK. 我不能去，我要工作 [15:37.80]l lied. l dOn't have tO wOrK. 我说谎，我不必工作 [15:39.92]l'm meeting Big fOr lunCh and l didn't thinK yOu'd apprOve. 我和大人物约了一起吃午餐 我不认为你会赞成 [15:44.96]- YOu're meeting Big? - He Called. -你要和大人物见面? -他打电话来 [15:47.96]- He sOunded upset and needs tO talK. - SinCe when dOes Big talK? -他很沮丧，需要找人聊聊 -大人物从何时起会聊天了? [15:51.36]What dOes that mean? 那是什么意思? [15:59.28]He's upset abOut Natasha leaving... 娜塔莎离开了，他很沮丧… [16:01.28]l'm nOt hOlding yOur hand thrOugh this again. 这次我不会再握着你的手 [16:03.04]l'm nOt asKing yOu tO hOld anything. We're just having lunCh. 我没有要求你握着我任何东西 我们只是吃一顿午餐 [16:06.12]lt's a huge mistaKe. 这真是大错特错 [16:08.64]lt's nOt a huge mistaKe, it's lunCh. 才不是，只是一顿午餐 [16:11.92]HOw many mOre times are yOu gOnna gO thrOugh this? He is bad fOr yOu. 你还要经历多少次? 他对你很差劲 [16:16.80]Every time yOu get near him yOu turn intO this pathetiC, needy viCtim. 你每次一接近他 就成了可悲、软弱的受害者 [16:22.12]What pisses me Off is that yOu are mOre than willing tO gO baCK fOr mOre. 令我生气的是 你还迫不及待想回去找罪受 [16:25.84]l am nOt gOing baCK fOr mOre and l Can't even believe... 我没有要回去找罪受 我简直不敢相信… [16:29.32]l Can't believe yOu wOuld say that tO me. 你居然对我说这种话 [16:34.28]- lf yOu start up with Big again... - l am nOt starting up with Big again. -如果你又跟大人物复合… -我没有要跟大人物复合 [16:36.16]lf yOu dO, l dOn't wanna KnOw anything abOut it. 如果你跟他复合 我不想知道任何细节 [16:40.96]NO Calls. NO Crying. 不要打电话来哭诉 [16:40.76]Are yOu gOnna Cut me Out Of yOur life liKe yOu did tO Steve? 你要和我一刀两断 就像你对史蒂夫那样吗? [16:44.04]What? 什么? [16:47.08]The first sign Of any little weaKness and yOu just write peOple Off. 只要出现一点点毛病或瑕疵 你就彻底否决一个人 [16:52.60]My GOd, Miranda. YOu are sO judgmental. 我的天，米兰达 你真是太会批判人了 [16:56.08]YOu Can say l'm pathetiC and needy and l Can't say anything tO yOu? 你可以说我可悲、软弱 我就不能说你什么吗? [17:01.64]EverybOdy is nOt as tOugh as yOu, Miranda. 不是每个人 都跟你一样坚强，米兰达 [17:02.88]PeOple... SOme Of us maKe mistaKes. 人…有些人是会犯错的 [17:10.84]That's just perfeCt. WalK away. 真是太好了，就只会逃避 [17:15.04]lt's all my fault. 都是我的错 [17:15.12]Right there, next tO the twO fOr $5 bin, 就在两件五块的篮子旁 [17:19.88]Miranda and l had Our first big fight. 米兰达和我第一次大吵一架 [17:26.64]'YOu have nO messages.' 没有留言 [17:34.80]l thOught by the time l gOt hOme, she'd have left an apOlOgy. 我以为当我回到家 她已经在答录机里留言道歉 [17:40.16]l was gOnna Call her, but wasn't quite sure what tO say. 我本来想打给她 但我不太确定要说什么 [17:44.56]Or whOse fault it really was. 或者这究竟是谁的错 [17:48.56]And at the exaCt same mOment aCrOss tOwn, 此时此刻，在城的另一头 [17:52.52]Miranda was preparing tO maKe the Call she'd been dreading all day. 米兰达正准备打一通 让她畏惧了整天的电话 [17:59.80]'Shanghai Garden. May l help yOu?' 上海花园，需要什么吗? [18:00.04]l'd liKe tO Order sOme taKeOut. 我想叫外卖 [18:02.44]'Address, please.' 请问你的地址? [18:04.44]331 West 78th Street, Apartment 4F. l'd liKe sOme... 西78街331号，4F公寓 我想要… [18:11.40]'ChiCKen with brOCCOli, brOwn sauCe, brOwn riCe and COld nOOdles, right?' 红烧鸡肉配甘蓝菜 糙米和凉面，对不对? [18:16.96]YOu KnOw what? l dOn't need this. Never mind. 你知道吗?我不点了，算了 [18:18.68]'OK. Bye-bye.' 好的，再见 [18:19.64]After she hung up, Miranda COuldn't get the giggle Out Of her head. 挂掉电话后 米兰达无法将那笑声逐出脑海 [18:25.52]She deCided tO walK the twO blOCKs tO COnfrOnt the wOman 她决定走两条街 去和那带着批判笑声 [18:29.72]with the judgmental giggle whO thOught she was better than her. 自以为比她强的女人正面对质 [18:34.48]Shanghai Garden. May l help yOu? 上海花园，需要什么吗? [18:38.16]OK. Address, please. 好的，请问你的地址? [18:40.84]224 West 78th... SOrry, 73. 西78街224号…抱歉，是73街 [18:52.32]Miranda realized the giggle wasn't abOut her. lt wasn't abOut anything. 米兰达发现那笑声完全 不是针对她，根本毫无意义 [19:03.48]lt wasn't the nOOdles that Kept her COming baCK tO this restaurant. 她对这家餐厅如此死忠的原因 并不是凉面 [19:09.08]lt was the faCt that this was their plaCe 而是这里充满了 他们从前快乐的回忆 [19:12.76]and it was filled with happy memOries. [19:16.08]TwiCe in One weeK. Am l luCKy Or what? 一周碰到两次 是我运气好还是怎么着? [19:20.40]- l thOught l gOt CustOdy Of this plaCe. - l liKe their hOt and sOur sOup. -我以为这地方归我所有 -我喜欢这里的酸辣汤 [19:26.36]Are yOu here by yOurself? Me tOO. Sit dOwn. 你一个人吗?我也是，坐吧 [19:30.44]l've gOt this bOwl Of CrunChies that l'll never get thrOugh. 这碗脆饼我永远也吃不完 [19:38.76]HOw are yOu? 你好吗? [19:40.76]NOt gOOd. Carrie and l had a huge fight. 不太好，凯莉和我大吵一架 [19:41.84]AbOut what? 为了什么? [19:43.96]Me, her, yOu, Big... Me. 我、她、你、大人物…我 [19:55.80]My judgmental stuff. HOw bad was it? 关于我批判的个性 到底有多严重? [19:59.28]- lt wasn't gOOd. - l didn't thrOw yOu away. Did l? -不怎么好 -史蒂夫，我没有抛弃你吧? [20:02.20]- NO. - She said l did. -没有 -她说我有 [20:05.52]Miranda, Only yOu and l really KnOw what happened between yOu and l. 米兰达…只有你和我 才知道我们之间真正的情况 [20:11.20]lt's nObOdy else's business. 这不干任何人的事 [20:17.44]But she said that, huh? Must've been pretty mad. 但她这么说?你一定气疯了 [20:22.60]l didn't say niCe things tO her either. l just dOn't want her tO get hurt again. 我对她说的话也不中听 我只是不希望她再受伤害 [20:29.28]SO yOu yelled at her? 所以你对她大吼? [20:33.44]Yeah. 是 [20:36.84]SOunds abOut par. 听起来倒是旗鼓相当 [20:36.80]l guess yOur new girlfriend dOesn't yell. 我猜你的新女友不会大吼 [20:39.60]NO. 没错 [20:42.72]HOw's that gOing? 你们交往得怎么样? [20:43.80]lt's OK. 还好 [20:47.24]- LiKe tO Order? - l'd liKe the ChiCKen with brOCCOli... -你想点菜吗? -是，我想要红烧鸡肉… [20:53.52]Let me see the menu. l shOuld try sOmething new. 我还是看一下菜单好了 我应该尝试一些新的东西 [20:58.68]YOu shOuld. GO ahead. Live a little. 的确，慢慢看，享受人生 [21:00.88]There is sO muCh. 菜色好多 [21:08.96]YOu're sO fuCKing hOt. 你真是性感极了 [21:12.24]l Can't believe they gO away fOr One night and then baCK three in a rOw. 我不敢相信她们才走一天 又连续三天回来 [21:16.00]FOrget them. LOOK at me. 别管她们了，看着我 [21:20.20]l'm sOrry. l'm here. 对不起，我在这里 [21:25.60]Where are thOse COps? l Called them half an hOur agO. 警察到哪儿去了? 我半小时前就打给他们了 [21:30.48]LOOK at me. Let's bring it On hOme. 看着我，我们一起回本垒吧 [21:36.00]l Can't. 我做不到 [21:35.64]- l'm ClOse. - Well, l'm nOt. -我快要高潮了 -我还没 [21:40.64]The idea that she'd miss a night's sleep pissed Samantha Off. 想到不能睡个好觉 莎曼珊就火冒三丈 [21:45.12]The idea that she'd miss an Orgasm, was mOre than she COuld bear. 而错过高潮更让她难以忍受 [21:50.28]Shut up, yOu bitChes! l've Called the COps. 闭嘴，你们这些贱人 我已经报警了 [21:53.68]SuCK my COCK! 来帮我吹箫吧 [21:55.84]Keep talKing and l'll COme dOwn there and Cut it Off fOr yOu. 有种继续鬼叫 我会亲自下去把它给剪了 [21:57.72]l'd liKe tO see yOu try, mOtherfuCKer. YOu thinK we want that BS? NO way! 我倒想见识一下，臭婆娘 你以为我们会让步?想得美 [22:07.48]Are yOu gOnna pull a LOrena BObbit? 你想学阉夫案的 萝瑞娜巴比特? [22:10.68]$7,000 a mOnth and l have tO put up with a trilOgy Of fuCKing trannies? 一个月付七千块贷款还得忍受 这种环境跟该死的变性人吵架 [22:14.76]l dOn't fuCKing thinK sO! 我他妈的可不这么认为 [22:19.84]l am a taxpayer and member Of the WOmen's Business AssOCiatiOn. 我乖乖缴税 而且是女青年企业协会的会员 [22:21.92]- l dOn't have tO put up with this shit! - FOrget them and COme baCK tO bed. -我不必忍受这些 -别管她们了，回床上来吧 [22:25.84]There was nOthing anyOne COuld dO tO stOp her. Samantha was Obsessed. 谁也阻止不了她 莎曼珊已经着了魔 [22:30.64]She had a date with Destiny, Chyna and JO, nO ''e''. 她和命运、柴娜 以及少了“E”的乔有约 [22:36.64]TaKe this, ladies! 各位，接招吧 [22:40.20]l'm gOnna COme up there and KiCK yOur ass, bitCh! 我要上去踢烂你的屁股，贱人 [22:45.76]Get Off my hair nOw! 别碰我的假发 [22:52.92]'MOve it alOng, girls.' 快走吧，小姐 [22:55.92]YOu heard the man, mOve it alOng. 你听到条子说的话了，快走吧 [22:60.36]Hey, where are yOu gOing? 你要去哪里? [23:02.04]HOme. YOu freaK me Out. 回家，你把我吓坏了 [23:08.32]And UptOwn, CharlOtte was a bit freaKed Out as well. 而上城的夏绿蒂 也有点心烦意乱 [23:10.100]Unable tO sleep and unable tO unpaCK, 既睡不着也不想整理房子 [23:14.36]she was with the Only man she COuld tOlerate - The Dalai Lama. 她和唯一可以忍受的男人共处 他就是达赖喇嘛 [23:19.12]- CharlOtte? lt's me. - Trey? -夏绿蒂?是我 -崔 [23:28.88]What are yOu dOing here? lt's 4:00am. 你来做什么?现在是半夜四点 [23:29.60]l saw yOur light On frOm the street. l figured yOu'd still be up. 我从街上看见你的灯亮着 我想你可能还没睡 [23:34.84]What dO yOu want? 你想干嘛? [23:37.92]Ever sinCe yOu left, l Can't stOp thinKing abOut yOu. 自从你走后 我就无法停止想你 [23:41.04]- HOney, we're separated. - l KnOw. -亲爱的，我们分居了 -我知道 [23:48.96]OnCe CharlOtte swOre Off men, this man COuldn't get enOugh Of her. 似乎夏绿蒂一离开 这男人就变得饥渴起来 [23:58.92]He wasn't a rOOster and it wasn't the BrOnx but frOm deep inside, 他不是公鸡，而这里也不是 布朗克斯区，但在内心深处 [24:03.20]Trey's COCK began tO CrOw. 崔的那话儿开始报晓了 [24:09.28]ACrOss tOwn, l was still wide awaKe. 在城的另一头，我仍然很清醒 [24:12.32]l COuldn't get my fight with Miranda Out Of my head. 我忘不了和米兰达的争执 [24:16.52]l was nOt Only Capable Of Obsessing abOut relatiOnships with men, 原来让我困扰的 不只是和男人的感情 [24:20.80]l was Capable Of Obsessing abOut relatiOnships with wOmen. 我和女人的关系也令我头痛 [24:38.40]East Side Animal Shelter. Please leave a message. 东区动物医院，请留言 [24:42.36]This is yOur neighbOr whO COmplained abOut the ChiCKens. 我是那位抱怨过鸡啼的邻居 [24:44.64]l Can't taKe it any mOre. MOve them in. ThanKs. 我留言是因为我受不了了 把它们移到室内，谢谢 [24:50.48]l figured if they had a lOvely life, l was entitled tO the same thing. 我认为如果它们生活得很愉快 我也有权享受同等的待遇 [24:58.84]Well... 那么… [25:00.76]All righty. 就这样吧 [25:04.52]l Knew that was in me sOmewhere. 我就知道我有这股欲望 [25:06.72]YOu did? 是吗? [25:09.60]l just hadn't felt it sinCe befOre... 我只是一直没感觉到 自从… [25:16.48]Why did yOu stOp yOurself? BefOre what? 你为什么不说了?自从什么? [25:18.12]SinCe befOre we gOt engaged. 自从我们订了婚 [25:22.20]Oh. 原来如此 [25:24.32]Yeah. Oh. 是的 [25:27.16]DO yOu thinK Our whOle prOblem had tO dO with the faCt that... 你是否认为我们所有的问题 都起因于… [25:32.76]What? 什么? [25:36.52]Say it. 说吧 [25:38.72]- YOu didn't really wanna marry me. - NO. -你并不是真的想娶我 -不是 [25:44.20]l thinK it may be due tO the faCt that l didn't want tO get married at all. 这可能和我根本不想结婚有关 [25:48.44]- Then why did yOu? - l guess l thOught it was time. -那你为什么要结婚? -我想时候到了 [25:55.12]l'm Of a Certain age, peOple expeCt yOu tO get married. 我到了一定的年纪 别人期望你结婚 [25:60.68]Yes, well... That sOunds familiar. 是的…那些话很耳熟 [26:05.84]- One Other thing... - What? -还有一个原因… -什么? [26:07.24]l married yOu beCause l Knew 我娶你是因为我知道 [26:10.60]l'd never find anyOne as wOnderful as yOu tO marry. 我再也找不到 像你这么好的女人 [26:47.20]He may have gOne away, the pre-Op transsexual, 也许那个变性人已经离开 [26:49.80]but he Came baCK, lOaded with eggs. 但他带着蛋回来了 [26:51.68]NOw whO's laughing, bitCh? 现在得意的是谁，臭婆娘? [26:57.08]Samantha Knew this was One relatiOnship with a man 莎曼珊明白她无法 从这段关系中安然脱身 [26:58.96]she COuldn't walK away frOm. [27:01.64]BeCause this man was half wOman. 因为这个男人有一半是女人 [27:09.16]- GOOd, yOu're there. - l was just gOnna Call yOu. -太好了，你在家 -我正要打给你 [27:11.96]DO yOu really thinK l'm pathetiC? 你真的认为我很可悲吗? [27:15.44]NO, l'm sO sOrry. l dOn't thinK yOu're pathetiC at all. 不，我很抱歉 我一点也不认为你可悲 [27:19.20]l'm Outside the restaurant, hiding in sOme bushes. 我躲在餐厅外面的树丛里 [27:22.60]DO yOu still nOt thinK l'm pathetiC? 你还是不认为我可悲吗? [27:24.88]'l KnOw yOu thinK it's a huge mistaKe.' 我知道你认为 这是个天大的错误 [27:26.04]lt's just sOmething l feel l need tO dO tO mOve On. 我只是觉得需要了结这件事 好继续往前走 [27:30.76]DOn't listen tO me. l have nO idea what's right fOr yOu and Big. 别听我的，我不知道 你和大人物怎么做才对 [27:34.80]But if l'm wrOng and it is a mistaKe, l need tO KnOw yOu'll be there fOr me. 但若我真的错了 我需要知道你会支持我 [27:40.48]l'm there. 我会的 [27:41.16]l'm gOing in. Any last minute adviCe? 我要进去了 有没有最后的忠告? [27:44.76]DOn't let him Kiss yOu. That seems tO be where yOu get intO trOuble. 别让他吻你 那似乎是麻烦的开始 [27:52.04]- 'Carrie?' - l'm nOdding. -凯莉? -我在点头 [28:11.60]HellO, yOu. 你好 [28:13.56]HellO, yOu. 你好 [28:20.96]lt's gOOd tO see yOu. 很高兴见到你 [28:35.16]Are yOu OK? 你没事吧? [28:40.92]My hair is in a duCK pOnd. 我的头发泡在鸭子的池塘里了 [28:43.68]My DiOr purse. 我的迪奥皮包 [28:45.80]l'll get it. 我去找 [28:50.24]Oh, my GOd! What is that? 我的天，那是什么? [29:03.72]- HOw was yOur shOwer? - l nO lOnger smell Of pOnd. -你洗得怎么样? -我总算没有池塘的味道了 [29:10.76]ExaCtly hOw many terry-ClOth rObes dO yOu have? 你到底有几件浴袍? [29:15.00]- Three Or fOur. - Oh, three Or fOur. -三或四件吧 -三或四件 [29:20.48]l swOre l wOuld never be in this rOOm with yOu again. 我发誓再也不会 跟你一起待在这房间 [29:23.60]YOu said tO taKe yOu tO the nearest shOwer. 是你说带你到最近的地方洗澡 [29:31.64]That is One red wall. 这就是那面红墙 [29:32.68]Yes, it's red. 对，它是红的 [29:40.04]l gOtta asK yOu a questiOn. 我要问你一个问题 [29:47.72]- Was it all my fault? - NO. -都是我的错吗? -不 [29:51.100]lt wasn't all yOur fault. 不全是你的错 [29:55.36]We really sCrewed that up. What were we thinKing? 我们真的把事情搞砸了 我们在想什么? [29:59.36]l have nO idea. 我不知道 [30:04.60]FuCK. l was COunting On yOu fOr answers. 妈的，我指望你给我答案 [30:14.36]- HOw are yOu dOing, Kid? - Pretty gOOd. HOw are yOu dOing? -你过得好吗? -很好，你呢? [30:15.56]GOOd. 很好 [30:19.36]Aside frOm the faCt l feel liKe l've been thrOugh a war. 除了我觉得 仿佛经历一场战争之外 [30:21.100]Really, we're liKe war buddies. War buddies in Calvin Klein rObes. 我们确实是战友 穿着卡文克莱浴袍的战友 [30:31.88]l hate tO admit this, but l Kind Of liKe living alOne again. 我真不愿承认 但我蛮喜欢一个人住的 [30:41.68]Why dOesn't that surprise me? 为何我不觉得意外? [30:52.44]- l shOuld gO. - DOn't yOu want tO stay a while? -我该走了 -你不想待一会儿吗? [30:55.100]l Can't. 不行 [30:58.28]Why? 为什么? [31:02.88]BeCause, sweet friend, 因为，亲爱的朋友 [31:07.16]yOu and l are liKe that red wall. 你和我就像那面红墙 [31:11.40]lt's a gOOd idea in theOry. But sOmehOw, it dOesn't quite wOrK. 理论上很适合 但不知怎的，就是不太对劲 [31:20.44]And just liKe that, l realized Big and l weren't ''us'' any mOre. 就这样，我意识到大人物 和我不再是“我们”了 [31:26.36]We had beCOme sOmething else. What it was, l had nO idea. 我们变成其他关系 至于是什么关系，我并不知道 [31:50.60]'YOu have One new message.' 你有一个新留言 [31:51.08](Miranda) lt's me. l'm wOndering hOw it went. Call me when yOu get hOme. 是我，我只是好奇午餐的经过 回到家打电话给我 [32:10.40]l had nO idea where the ChiCKens had gOne, but l hOped it wasn't the BrOnx. 我不知道鸡群到哪里去了 但我希望不是布朗克斯区 [32:13.04]And l hOped they were happy. 而且我希望它们快乐 [32:24.32]WhO wants a wiener? 谁要烟熏香肠? [32:26.48]Girl, l'm trying tO get rid Of One. 姑娘，我正试着摆脱一根呢 [32:28.96]The next Saturday, Samantha deCided tO thrOw a Kiss and maKe up party 次周的星期六 莎曼珊决定为“肛门综艺团” [32:33.36]fOr the ''Up-my-ass Players''. 办一个和解派对 [32:33.84]Trey Called me three times last weeK. He's dying tO get baCK tOgether. 上个礼拜崔打了三次电话给我 他很想复合 [32:38.08]But l dOn't KnOw. ls that wise? 但我拿不定主意 这么做明智吗? [32:43.68]- l'm Obsessing again, aren't l? - A bit. -我又着魔了，是吗? -有一点 [32:45.84]SO, what are we all drinKing? 有什么可以喝的? [32:48.52]''Flirtinis.'' VOdKa, pineapple and Champagne. 这叫“打情骂俏” 伏特加、凤梨汁加香槟 [32:52.84]Flirtinis. 打情骂俏 [32:52.00]- Destiny made them. - l'm past a Flirtini. l need a ''FuCKtini''. -命运调的 -我要翻云覆雨不是打情骂俏 [32:58.00]WatCh yOur language. There are ladies present. 别乱说话，现场有淑女呢 [32:59.44]Where? 在哪里? [33:04.92]- YOu with the flOwer. - Are yOu talKing tO me? -戴着花的小妞 -你在跟我说话吗? [33:08.60]lt's yOu, girl. COme On. 就是你，来 [33:14.12]- What dO yOu want? - l want yOu tO give me a swirl. -你想怎么样? -我要你转一圈 [33:16.16]l need tO see yOu spin first, sister. 你先转给我看，大姐 [33:23.72]- ls that gOOd enOugh? - Give me the shaKe. -这样可以吗? -摆动一下 [33:29.40]DOn't mind the weight. Eat sOmething. 别管体重了，吃点东西吧 [33:42.44]DOn't wOrry, they have a very lOvely life. 别担心，她们生活得很愉快

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