英语小达人每天10分钟 339 Some Notes on Marriage

[00:00.01]Some Notes on Marriage 关于婚姻的一些随笔 [00:11.26]For everyone that's still single, some notes on marriage... 仍是单身的朋友们，请看看下面这些关于婚姻的随笔…… [00:15.19]Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. 婚姻是一场三个RING的盛会：订婚戒指(engagement RING)、结婚戒指(wedding RING)和无尽的苦头(suffeRING)。 [00:21.38]Marriage is a sacred institution--but who wants to live in an institution?! 婚姻制度是神圣的，可问题是谁愿意生活在制度里?! [00:28.17]Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. 婚姻是福，无知是福。 [00:32.37]Marriage is not a word: it is a sentence--a life sentence. 婚姻不是一个单词，而是一个句子(判决)——无期徒刑。 [00:38.52]Marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. 婚姻是惟一的一项要身陷其中的人购买证书的活动。 [00:45.01]Marriage still confers one very special privilege--only a married person can get divorced! 婚姻仍然赋予了人们某种特权——只有结了婚的人才能离婚! [00:53.28]Married life is exciting and frustrating. 婚姻生活既让人兴奋又令人沮丧。 [00:57.47]The first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. 结婚的第一年，丈夫说话，妻子听着; [01:02.05]In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. 第二年，妻子说话，丈夫听着; [01:06.34]In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. 到了第三年，他们俩一块说，邻居们听着。 [01:11.10]The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. 幸福婚姻的秘密到现在还是一个秘密。 [01:15.33]Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's. 婚姻是一所学校，在这里男人失去他们的学士学位，而女人得到硕士学位。(婚姻是一种制度，在这种制度下，男人丧失单身身份，而女人掌握了控制权。) [01:24.18]The happy marriage would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. 幸福的婚姻该是由耳聋的男人和眼瞎的女人组成的。 [01:30.49]The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. 结婚前的日子就像是一本冗长乏味的书的短小精悍的序言。 [01:36.13]Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. 恋爱是一场美梦，结婚是一个闹钟。 [01:43.13]Marriage is like a mousetrap. 婚姻就像是个捕鼠器， [01:46.47]Those on the outside are trying to get in. 在外面的想钻进去， [01:50.29]Those on the inside are trying to get out. 钻进去的想逃出来。 [01:53.31]Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. 结婚是离婚的惟一起因。 [01:57.15]Marriage is like a hot bath. 婚姻就像是洗热水澡， [02:00.41]Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. 习惯了之后，就不觉得有那么热了。 [02:04.48]Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, 长久的恋爱能使两人在结婚前了解对方的性格， [02:11.08]which is never advisable. 这绝对是不可取的。 [02:14.11]There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. 有一种比电子银行还要快的划转资金的方式：结婚。 [02:21.01]Marriage is very much like a violin; 婚姻就像是拉小提琴， [02:25.55]after the music is over, the strings are attached. 优美的演奏结束后，琴弦还绷着。 [02:29.42]Marriage is love. 婚姻是爱情的结晶， [02:32.24]Love is blind. 爱情是盲目的。 [02:34.37]Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. 所以婚姻是给盲人设立的制度。 [02:38.15]Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. 结婚证只是又一张工作许可证。 [02:44.28]It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener. 恋爱是盲目的，可婚姻绝对能让你大开眼界。

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