怎么管你老婆
There were three guys talking in the local pub. Two ofthem are talking about the amount of control theyhave over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
三个人在当地的小酒馆里喝酒。其中的两个在大谈自己怎样管老婆,第三个人一直都没说话。
After a while one of the first two turns to the thirdand says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
过了一会儿,那两个中的一人转向他说:“嘿,你怎么样,你怎么管老婆的?”
The third fellow says,"I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands andknees."
他说:“我告诉你们,有一天晚上,我老婆跪着向我爬过来。”
The first two guys were quite amazed. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked.
那两个很是吃惊,问道:“哇,怎么会这样的?”
The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, "She said, 'Get out fromunder the bed and fight like a man.'"
他喝了一大口啤酒,叹口气道:“她说,:‘从床底下出来像个男人一样跟我打。’”