艾伦脱口秀12 better baby
This is an infomercial I saw over the summer,I'm promising you, this is real,the Parakeet,so beautiful,great to look at,and what a wonderful companion.
接下来给大家放一段我在暑假看过的广告 我保证 这个广告绝对是真的 鹦鹉 不仅漂亮 赏心悦目 而且还是人类的好朋友
But like birds can be a lot of work.well,now you can share that beauty without the mess,with perfect polly,the singing parekee.
可是他们会为你带来很多繁琐的家务 现在 有了perfect polly牌鹦鹉 你再也不用担心那些麻烦了
Perfect Polly is so live.It's the world's perfect pet.
perfect polly是如此逼真 是世界上最完美的宠物
Watch as perfect polly's head moves back and forth,along with its tail feathers.It's actually live-size,and so amazing live-size.
看那可爱的小脑袋摆来摆去 尾巴一动一动的 而且还和真的鹦鹉尺寸一摸一样
You'll almost believe it's real.In fact, even this live parakeet can't tell the difference.
完全可以以假乱真 即使这位小伙伴也分不清
Perfect Polly even makes a great companion for your other pets.
perfect polly甚至可以为你的其他宠物带来慰藉
live parakeets need a cage,food and multiple accessones,but pefect polly ,complete with perch,is yours for only $14.99
饲养鹦鹉需要鸟笼 鸟食 还要各种备品 但是我们的perfect polly只要$14.99哦 还附赠栖木 绝不坑爹 亲
Oh wow.Well really?Are they sure the parakeet couldn't tell that it was fake? I don't know.
哇 天哪 真的吗 他们确定那只小鹦鹉看不出来 它的小伙伴是假的吗 我怎么有点不相信呢
It's so amazingly lifelike,look at this...I got one, and it really is...hey perfect polly,are you sure you worth $14.99.
它看起来是挺逼真的 大家来看看 我买了一个 它还真的挺 嗨 你确定你值$14.99吗
No? I don't...I agree.Alright ,so...
不值? 恩 我也这么觉得 好啦
It does save a lot of time and hassle...Ah, hours of fun...I hate to put it down.
它的确能给大家省去不少时间和麻烦的 啊 百玩不厌啊 我都舍不得放手了
So...I came up with my own product,and here's my informercial:
所以呢 我自己也构想出来了一个新产品 接下来就是我的广告 大家请看
Babies, they are so wonderful.
婴儿们 他们简直太完美了
They are cute,they smell good,and they are so much fun to make,but boy,are they a lot of work?
他们不仅可爱 闻起来香喷喷 连制作过程都能让人笑翻天 可是 老天 照顾他们可真麻烦啊
Well, now you could have all the joy of a beautiful bouncing baby without the muss of fuss with the better baby.
但现在 better baby牌宝宝 帮你免去照顾孩子的麻烦 让你体验拥有漂亮宝宝的幸福
Better Baby is so lifelike.It's the world's perfect choice in offspring.
better baby 是如此逼真 是婴儿中的完美选择
Watch as better baby's head moves back and forth.It's actually life-size.In fact,better baby is so realistic,even this pediatrician can't tell the difference.
看他那可爱的小脑袋转来转去 完全遵照真人尺寸 事实上已经逼真到了 连这位儿科医生都看不出拉力和他的真宝宝有什么不同
with the Better Baby, you could say goodbye to whine time,and hello to a wine time.
有了be tter baby 你就可以告别烦恼时光 迎来欢醉时段
BetterBaby makes a great companion for your mother-in-law,so she will finally stop bugging you about real grand kids.
不仅如此 better baby还能成为婆婆们最好的陪伴 这样她们就不会整天催你生宝宝了
plus,you could even use the better baby to legally drive in the car pooling,and better baby folds away for easy storage.
还有 你从此就可以合法的 在合驾车道上开车了 而且 他还可以折叠易携
Real babies need food,multiple accessorise,and a lot of attention.
婴儿们需要食物 各种玩具或衣物 还需要你经常关心她们
Plus,you'll have to save up for college. But better baby can be yours for just $14.99.
更别忘了 你还得为他们将来上大学存钱 但是better baby只需要14.99哦
And ,if you order now,we'll throw in a Terrific Teen,who will never talk back,or get on sidely piercings.
现在购买 我们还会赠送terrific teen 牌完美少年 他永远不会跟你拌嘴 也不会往身上穿各种钉
Have the family you've always dreamed of with the better baby and the terrific teen.
有了better baby牌宝宝和terrific teen牌完美少年 你可以轻松拥有梦寐以求的幸福家庭
Order now.Alright,we'll be right back.
赶快拿起手中的电话订购吧 好的 马上回来继续精彩
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