艾伦脱口秀158:聊聊奥巴马
Oh, gonna dress you up in my love.New England is not a state.Okay.New York.
噢 用我的爱为你盛装打扮 新英格兰并不是一个州 好吧 纽约州
Yeah. I'm telling her now.Yeah, you can help her. It doesn't matter this point.Gonna dress you up in my love, in my love.
对 我告诉她了 你可以帮她 这时候说没关系的 用我的爱为你悉心妆点
We're back with Jim Parsons,and so I wanna give you your birthday gift.
欢迎回来 欢迎吉姆·帕森斯 我要送你一份生日礼物
It's a... it's a... - I want an except.And this is one of a kind custom,nobody else has this.
这是 是一个 -我想要个不一样的 这是定制的 独一无二
Oh my God!Oh, look at us.So,Yeah.Look at us.I know.So no one has this.
天呐 快看我俩 所以 嗯 有我俩的脸 我知道 别人都没有这个
This is just for you.You are such a digger.I know,I don't know if you are... - A soup tureen?Yes, I don't know if you enjoy soup, or.
这是专门给你定制的 你真懂我 我知道 我不知道你是不是...这是汤碗吗 对 我不知道你喜不喜欢喝汤 不然...
I hate it, but that's okay. Okay.Well you can...A gravy boat?
我不喜欢 不过没关系 好吧 好吧你可以...这是调味汁瓶
Yeah.Ellen! You shouldn't have.Well, but I did.Oh Miss.I did. I did.
对 艾伦 你不该送这个的 好吧 可我就是送了 啊 小姐 我送了 我就是送这个了
So you're welcome.And... Yeah. You are so kind...butter!Ellen butter!Yeah.Let's stay here and talk about Obama.
不用谢 嗯 好吧 你人太好了..黄油盒 艾伦黄油盒 对 我们聊聊奥巴马吧
You.. Was that the first time you met the president?
你... 那是你第一次见总统吗
Of course it was the first time.I thought you're kidding me?I don't know.
当然 是第一次 我怎么觉得你在逗我呢 我不知道
I would...How many presidents have you met?Hmm, All of them?No you haven't.Forty-two? - Yeah.
我想问... 你见过几位总统 嗯 大概都见过吧 才不是 你没见过 42个吗 -是的
Yeah it was the first time, it was one of the.Okay! Here you go,Do you see that daze look on my face?
那是我第一次见 是...好了 看这张照片 看到我一脸不知所措的样子没
In the background,that's kind of how I was the entire time.
默默站在后面 那时候我差不多一直都是这种状态
I was just like...I couldn't hear anything.Keep going is,"It's the president, it's the president!"
我当时就像... 其它声音我一概听不见 满脑子都是"这是总统啊 是总统啊"
Why is he around me?Yeah. - I mean I'm one of his people,but you know.
他居然会站在我身边 嗯 -我意思是 我只是个普通公民 你懂的
