艾伦脱口秀236:让人印象深刻

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well,maybe one one tiny thing comes to mind.ok.

好吧 也许有一件很小很小的事 好

don't get mad.I'm not getting mad.so I make dinner.not here.Not on TV,honey,not now.

不要生气 我不会生气的 晚餐都是我做 不能在这里 不能在电视上 不是现在

I love cooking,Eh,and I really like,I love preparing food，

我喜欢做饭 我喜欢准备食物

and I love like making it a perfect temperature.I garnish.

我喜欢把温度调得恰到好处

I try to make it kind of romantic you know.they are splendid.The plate is white.

我试着把晚餐弄得浪漫 你知道吗 晚餐很讲究 盘子是白的

It's all like,the presentation is impressive.yeah,I love the presentation.

就像 展示出来让人印象深刻 是 我喜欢这样展示

but every single night,just as I serve her dinner,just as I put down in front of her.

但每晚 就在我刚把晚饭端给她的时候 正在我把盘子放在她面前的时候

She gets up and feeds the cats.no no.every single time.no,and it's not every night.it is.

她都会站起来喂猫 不 不 每次都这样 不 不是每天晚上 就是

no,what happens is the cats only They know when I come home.

不 事情是这样的 猫咪们知道我什么时候回来

They will sleeping all day long,anybody else comes home and anybody walks in the house,they don't wake up.

他们一整天都在睡 当其他人都回家 在家里走动时 它们都不醒

Somehow,I come in,and they all wake up and they all want to be fed.but just at that moment though.

但我回家的时候 猫咪们就醒了 然后就想要吃饭 但就偏偏在那个时间

what do I do? I have to feed them.just as I put it down.I have to feed them.

我该怎么办？我们必须喂它们 偏要在我把盘子放下的时候 我必须喂它们

I mean anyone that cooks knows that it's like It's like the right temperature.

我是说 每个做饭的人都知道 这是刚好适合吃的温度

And I always ask"are you ready?"and she says "yes,I'm ready."

然后我问“你准备好吃了吗？”她都说“我准备好了”

Or maybe I have...I have a solution for that.Maybe you time it that she comes home.

我有个解决办法 也许你可以掐好时间 她回家

your dinner isn't ready for fifteen minutes until after she gets home,she can feed cats,then.

你过了十五分钟再准备好饭 直到她回到家 喂好猫 再

It doesn't matter.It doesn't matter? Let's talk about this later.Alright

没用的 没用？我们等会儿再谈这个 好的

first of all,it's not every night.And I know that this does bug you.

首先 不是每晚 我知道这个让你烦

I didn't know that.And I rush,I hurry up and rush and feed them but sometimes they want choices so I put two different kinds.

我以前不知道 我每回都想很快喂完 但是有时她们也想有选择 所以我会挑两种给它们

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