艾伦脱口秀400:免费咖啡

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How much coffee can I drink.That's why they did it.Cause you only have one cup of a day probably

我能喝多少咖啡啊 这就是他们为什么要给你 因为你可能一天才喝一杯

Do you have more than one cup.You look like

你一天不止喝一杯吗 你看起来

We don't give you free coffee here,so clearly not from us

我们可没有免费咖啡 你肯定不是在我们这喝的

No,No,Did we give you underwear,Eh,yeah.Good,good,am I wearing it

不是 可我们送你内裤 没错 不错 不错 我现在穿着吗

I don't know,Are you.No,no one knows.Well you probably know,I would think you know

我不知道 你穿着吗 不 没人知道 你可能知道 我觉得你知道

Do you know if you are wearing it,yes.Yes you know,are you wearing it

如果你穿着你会知道吗 会 所以你知道 你穿着吗

I won't tell.All right,I will put you pants down.That's what we do here

我不告诉你 好吧 我会把你的裤子扒下来 我们这儿都这么干

Alright bernhoft,tell people what you do before you walk over there,cause I've watched it

好了 Bernhoft 在你表演前跟大家说说你自己吧 我看过你表演

It's amazing,what you do all by yourself over there

你一个人完成这么多人的事 很棒

Basically I had a full band like 8 people,but I couldn't afford that

其实我原来有一个八个人的乐队 但后来放弃了

No one can these days,So I tried to scale down and I found after that there was just me

因为没人承受得了那开销 我只好慢慢削减规模 到最后只剩我一个人了

I have a kind of a recording,it's a tape recorder.And I press a button and it records

我有一个录音的机器 是个磁带录音机 我只要按下按钮 它就能录音了

And I press another buttoon and it records over that,and I can do tons of stuff and yeah

我按下另一个按钮 又多录进去一层声音 然后我就用它录了很多东西 就是这样

So you just overlapping your voice until you play.So what you gonna do

你只需要把声音叠加起来 然后你就可以表演了 所以你将要

I just wanna make sure you all understand what's happening,as he's recording his voice adding more and more layers

我不知道大家听明白了没有 他表演的背景音乐是自己一层层录起来的

I konw you have to set up a minute,so we'll head over there.And I wonder if your underwear are on or not

现在到舞台那边准备开始表演吧 我还是很好奇 你到底穿了那条内裤吗

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