搞笑视频之烦人的橙子8 摧残iphonel

iphone强大的性能基本上已经是路人皆知。但是无论有多彪悍，在这个人神共拍的橙子面前，依然太弱势。强大的iphone下场又会怎样呢?遇上橙子，注定悲剧。这一集告诉我们不能轻易动怒，自己短路了，找谁负责去?还好旁边的黑莓在充电，逃过一劫。

Annoying Orange: Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey!

橙子：嘿，苹果，嘿，苹果，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿苹果，嘿!

Apple iPhone: Is there something I can help you with, Orange?

iPhone: 有什么可以为你效劳的吗，橙子。

Annoying Orange: You're funny looking! (laughter)

橙子：你长得真好笑。

Apple iPhone: Yes, you keep saying that.

iPhone：随你怎么说。

Annoying Orange: Hey! Hey, Apple!

橙子：嘿，嘿，苹果。

Apple iPhone: Yes?

iPhone：干嘛?

Annoying Orange: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

橙子：你能用舌头碰到你的鼻尖吗?(橙子烦人专用勾搭语)

Apple iPhone: Uh.......

iPhone：额。。。

Annoying Orange: Like this!

橙子：像这样。

Apple iPhone: To point a fact, Orange, you don't have a nose.

iPhone：橙子，你就认命吧，你压根儿没鼻子。

Annoying Orange: You're not trying!

橙子：你又没试。

Apple iPhone: I don't have a nose, either!

iPhone：我也没鼻子。

Annoying Orange: C'mon! It's fun!

橙子：试试吗，很好玩的。

Apple iPhone: Quit it!

iPhone：别闹了。

Annoying Orange: You're no fun! I bet you can't do anything cool!

橙子：你真无聊，我保证你不会做酷动作。

Apple iPhone: Well, sure! I can do all kinds of things! I can tell our exact GPS corrindates if this-

iPhone：当然，我可以坐任何事，我可以用GPS导航带你如果你...

Annoying Orange: Boring! Hey! Hey, Apple! I bet you can't spit orange juice! (spitting orange juice)

橙子：你果然很无聊，嘿，嘿苹果，你绝对不会吐橙子吧。(吐口水ing)

Apple iPhone: Hey! Don't do that! My Orange's almost up!

iPhone:嘿，你在干嘛，我身价上亿诶。

Annoying Orange: (Laughing) Still bored!

橙子：哈哈哈哈，还是很无聊。

Apple iPhone: I can help do your taxes!

iPhone：我可以帮你纠正口音。

Annoying Orange: Snoresville, USA! Population: Apple. (laughter)

橙子：美国，布朗斯维尔，人口：苹果，哈哈哈哈。

Apple iPhone: Well, how about I show you my extensive music collection!

iPhone: 我可以秀我强大的音乐功能。

Orange: Because it's boring?

橙子：很无聊。

Apple iPhone: I have ABBA

iPhone：我还有ABBA。

Orange: Your music sucks.

橙子：听起来就是水货。

Apple iPhone: Would you like to hear some Nickelback?

iPhone: 想听五分钱乐队的歌吗?

Orange: I can make much better music! La-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la!

橙子：我唱得都比他好，啦啦啦啦啦啦

Apple iPhone: Please stop that. That's really annoying!

iPhone: 停，别制造噪音了。

Orange: La la la la la la la la la la la la la!

橙子：啦啦啦啦啦啦

Apple iPhone: STOP IT!! You know what I can do? I can autotune you and make you less annoying!

iPhone: 闭嘴，我可以把你的声音变好听点。

Orange: Uh-uh! No, you can't.

橙子：喔喔，你没那本事。

Orange: (laughing) That's awesome! Do this, do this! La la la la la la La... Hey!

橙子：哈哈哈哈，太酷了，再录一次，再录一次，啦啦啦啦啦，嘿!

Orange: (Laughs) Whoa! You're pretty awesome, Apple!

橙子：哇哦，真是个神奇的苹果诶。

Apple iPhone: Well, thank you.

iPhone: 还好，谢谢。

Orange: But you still can't spit orange juice! (spits orange juice at Apple)

橙子：但是你还是不能吐橙汁。(又对苹果吐口水)

Apple iPhone: (groans) Dude, you're getting juice in my electronics!

iPhone: 老兄，你吐得我满身都是，我是“电”子产品诶。

Orange: Whoops! (laughing)

橙子：喔，哈哈哈哈哈

(Apple overheats as he groans)

苹果“火冒三丈

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Orange: Uh-oh.

橙子：哦..

Apple iPhone: What, Orange?

iPhone: 干嘛?

Orange: Do you smell that?

橙子：你闻到什么问道没?

Apple iPhone: I told you, Orange, we don't have noses!

iPhone: 橙子，我跟你说了，我们是没有鼻子的。

Orange: Smells like.........smoke.

橙子： 闻起来有烟味。

Apple iPhone: The only thing I smell is-

iPhone: 我唯一能闻到的就是

Orange: Apple? Apple? Oh! I liked Apple, too. Oh well. Hey, Blackberry!

橙子：苹果?苹果?哦，我也喜欢苹果。哎，嘿，黑莓!

Blackberry (Phone ): Uh, not right now, man. My battery is seriously low.

黑莓手机：哦，我现在没空，没看见我在充电吗?

Orange: No, not you! You!

橙子：No...no...no, 不是说你。

Blackberry (fruit): Hey, Orange! What's going on?

黑莓水果：嘿，橙子，最近咋样啊?

Orange: Knife!

橙子：刀!

黑莓牺牲了。