搞笑视频之烦人的橙子24 螃蟹苹果

烦人的橙子 遇上Crabapple，Crabapple这个名字本身注定了自己的悲剧，Crabapple的意思是红果，本身与螃蟹没什么关系，可名字为啥要跟crab扯上关系呢，烦人的橙子V.S“螃蟹”苹果。

Crabapple(螃蟹苹果)英语字幕：

疯狂的橙子： (singing) Banana bana bo bana, fee, fi, fo fana, I really hate...bananas! (Laughs)

螃蟹苹果： (Offscreen) That totally sucked!

疯狂的橙子： Whoa! Who said that?

螃蟹苹果： Don't quit your day job, buddy.

疯狂的橙子： I don't have a job.

螃蟹苹果： Well that's a shocker.

疯狂的橙子： Are you my conscience?

螃蟹苹果： No.

疯狂的橙子： Talking grasshopper?

螃蟹苹果： Yes.

疯狂的橙子： Really?

螃蟹苹果： No!

疯狂的橙子： Oh. Well where are you?

螃蟹苹果： Hello, McFly! Right here! Right in front of you.

疯狂的橙子： Where?

螃蟹苹果： Oh, come on! What are you, tone-deaf and blind?

疯狂的橙子： Whoa! It's a midget apple!

螃蟹苹果： No, no, no. I'm a crabapple. That's a midget apple.

Midget Apple: We prefer the term "Little Apple", thank you very much.

疯狂的橙子： Wait, wait, wait, wait, so, you're a crabapple? I thought that was a crabapple.

(an apple screams)

Crab: Ye ha! Ride em' cowboy! Woo ha!

螃蟹苹果： Does that sort of thing happen a lot around here?

疯狂的橙子： Naa, I think it's just a spur of a moment thing. (laughing and then stops)

螃蟹苹果： Are you finished?!

疯狂的橙子： No, I'm an orange! (laughs)

螃蟹苹果： (mockingly laughs) Shut up! Cripes, I'm starting to miss the singing.

疯狂的橙子： Oh, really?

螃蟹苹果： No, no, none of this is good. I'm stuck with an Orange that runs his mouth like a weed-eater on rocket fuel, a crab who thinks he's a cowboy, and a freakin' Midget Apple!

Midget Apple: That's Little Apple!

螃蟹苹果： Nobody cares!

疯狂的橙子： Hey, hey, Crabapple!

螃蟹苹果： Shut it.

疯狂的橙子： Hey-

螃蟹苹果： Shut-

疯狂的橙子： Hey-

螃蟹苹果： -it!

疯狂的橙子： Crab-

螃蟹苹果： No!

疯狂的橙子： -Hey-

螃蟹苹果： Shut!

疯狂的橙子： -Hey-

螃蟹苹果： Be quiet!

疯狂的橙子： -Crabapple-

螃蟹苹果： SHUT UP!!!!!

(silence for about 4 seconds)

疯狂的橙子： Wanna hear about the time I met a pumpkin?

螃蟹苹果： NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

疯狂的橙子： Jeez, you are an apple.

螃蟹苹果： Crabapple.

疯狂的橙子： Yeah, no kidding.

螃蟹苹果： No kidding?! That's all you've been doing since I got here! No kidding would be great! You should get to work on that right away, you FREAKIN' IDIOT!!!!!

疯狂的橙子： Okay. So I said, "Pumpkin? More like Plumpkin!" (laughs)

螃蟹苹果： Dimple face..... dimwitted pile of......

疯狂的橙子： Get it? Cause he's a pumpkin, and he's plump. Plumpkin? (laughs)

螃蟹苹果： It's not funny, it's--

疯狂的橙子： Plumpkin!

螃蟹苹果： No, it's--

(shadow casts on Crabapple)

螃蟹苹果： Hey, what happened to the lights?

疯狂的橙子： Plumpkin!

螃蟹苹果： Plumpkin?! (scream and gets crushed)

南瓜： Ow!

疯狂的橙子： Ow! Hey, how's it going, Plumpkin?

南瓜： I think I just sat on a midget apple!

Midget Apple: Hey! It's Little Apple!

南瓜： Whatever.

疯狂的橙子： Hey, hey, Plumpkin!

南瓜： Yeah?

疯狂的橙子： Crab.

南瓜： (screams)

Crab: Ye ha! I'm a cowboy!