搞笑视频之烦人的橙子35 圣诞心愿

烦人的橙子 Wishful Thinking 圣诞节到了，橙子和朋友们一起庆祝，一篇欢乐和谐的气氛，不过橙子看见梨子和美丽的百香果姐姐在一起的时候，哭了，哭了诶(误会，都是误会)，啥时候都是见橙子把别人欺负得抓狂，啥时候见过这阵仗?圣诞果然快乐。柠檬爷爷依然坚强的奢睡，昏天暗地的奢睡中。

烦人的橙子： (singing to the tune of Jingle Bells) Jingle Bells, Marshmallow smells, Midget Apple is really small. Orange is cool 'cause he rules, and Pear looks like a ball! (Laughs)

(Scene cuts to Midget Apple on a Xerox machine. Marshmallow is sitting next to him.)

棉花糖： Yay! This is the best holiday party ever!

小苹果： No kidding! I just Xeroxed my butt.

棉花糖： Yay! It looks like a circle!

(They both laugh)

烦人的橙子： Hey guys! Wanna hear my song, again? It goes, "Jingle bells, jingle bells..."

小苹果： Sorry, Orange. I gotta get this faxed up right away.

烦人的橙子： (Rolls his eyes and groans) Hey! Hey, Grandpa Lemon!

(The scene cuts to Grandpa Lemon wearing a Santa hat. He is asleep)

烦人的橙子： Hey, Grandpa Lemon! You wanna sing along?

(Grandpa Lemon wakes up)

柠檬爷爷： Wha—What? Wh-who are you?

烦人的橙子： It's me, Grandpa Lemon! You wanna sing a...

(Grandpa Lemon goes back to sleep)

烦人的橙子： Stupid party. Where's Pear and Passion? They always love my songs.

The scene then cuts to Pear and Mandy. Mandy giggles.)

烦人的橙子： Hey Pear! Hey Passion!

Mandy: So, you're cool with this, right?

梨子： Oh, sure. Yeah. I just..uh...I don't want things to get weird.

Mandy: I think we'll be okay. (She moves up to Pear)

烦人的橙子： Hey! What are you guys doing over a--

(Pear turns around and he and Mandy kiss. Orange gasps in shock and whimpers)

梨子： Whoa. All I have got to say is..... Thanks, Mistletoe!

(The camera zooms out, revealing Mistletoe above them)

槲寄生： Well, ain't no party like a mistletoe party!

(They all laugh)

烦人的橙子： (cries) I can't believe it. Pear & Passion?

(Pear and Mandy laugh)

烦人的橙子： (Shocked and sad) Well if they're happy... I wish I have never been born!

槲寄生： Oh, now don't say that, old buddy.

烦人的橙子： Leave me alone, floating salad.

槲寄生： I'm not salad. I'm Mistletoe.

烦人的橙子： Your toes are mistles? Is that why you're floating?

槲寄生： Mistletoe floats, because Mistletoe is MAGIC!

烦人的橙子： Whatever, Rocket Socks, just leave me alone.

槲寄生： Well I would, but you just made a holiday wish, my friend.

烦人的橙子： Yeah, I wish you'd go away!

槲寄生： Oh no, before that. A little something about, not existing?

烦人的橙子： You can't make wishes come true. Can you?

槲寄生： Where do you think the copy machine came from?

小苹果： (Laughs) This never gets old!

棉花糖和小苹果： YAY!

棉花糖： (Giggles)

槲寄生： Saddle up, partner!

(Smoke appears in the background)

烦人的橙子： Whoa! Who left the oven on?

(The smoke flies Orange and Mistletoe away)

烦人的橙子：WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Orange and Mistletoe appear on the counter)

烦人的橙子： Whoa!

槲寄生： Behold! The world you wished for, Orange. A world without you!

烦人的橙子： What are you talking about? I’m the only one here!

槲寄生： Not so fast. Behold!

(The scene cuts to Grandpa Lemon, sleeping)

烦人的橙子： I thought this place was different.

槲寄生： Ahhh, behold!

(Grandpa Lemon is still sleeping. The camera zooms out, revealing Marshmallow next to him)

棉花糖： I’m so fluffy, I must be made of clouds. Yay!

槲寄生： It usually takes a second to warm up, one and a two and a behold!

(The scene cuts to Pear talking to a peach)

梨子： (Very nervous) Hey, hi! My name's Pear.

烦人的橙子： Hey, what's wrong with Pear?

槲寄生： Well, in this world, Pear doesn’t have any friends.

烦人的橙子： Sure he does. Everyone loves Pear!

槲寄生： Not this Pear. This Pear doesn’t know how to talk to people. Maybe he needed someone to pull him out of his shell.

烦人的橙子： Pear has a shell?

槲寄生： It's a figure of speech.

烦人的橙子： Like a turtle?

槲寄生： No, it's not a real shell.

烦人的橙子： Like a pistachio?

槲寄生： No, it's... Behold!

(The scene cuts to Passion Fruit with Midget Apple)

小苹果： It's just seems natural.

百香果： I don’t think it's a good idea for you to move it.

小苹果： But, what, we already live in the same kitchen.

百香果： Yeah, about that.

烦人的橙子： Whoa, Midget Apple is dating Passion Fruit?

槲寄生： Yes, only because he never meet someone special, because he never existed. Hint, hint.

小苹果： Is this because what happened to Grapefruit? Look, I didn’t mean to hurt him, I just lost control.

(The scene cuts to a badly bruised Grapefruit, talking to a strawberry)

葡萄柚： They were like twelve of them, they were like these huge watermelons with machine guns, yeah, I took Five of them out before the other Seven did the drop on me.

草莓： Well, I heard it was just Midget Apple!

葡萄柚： That’s Little Apple to you, there!

百香果： No. It's just that I need my own space!

小苹果： Huh?

槲寄生： Looks like Passion’s got her self a little problem! Get it? Little? Huh? HUH?

烦人的橙子： Wow, I guess I never realized how important I was to everybody.

槲寄生： Behold!

烦人的橙子： Okay, that's getting a little old!

(Daneboe puts a mug between Marshmallow and Grandpa Lemon)

烦人的橙子： Hey, what’s that sitting next to Marshmallow?

槲寄生： Just a little hot cocoa, I wouldn’t worry about.. BEHOLD!

(Daneboe picks up Marshmallow)

棉花糖： Weeee, I’m must be made of clouds!

烦人的橙子： Oh, no! Not Marshmallow!

棉花糖： Whoa...

(Daneboe drops Marshmallow in the mug)

烦人的橙子： NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

槲寄生： (Voice changing into an Irish accent) Oh! Way to Cocoa! Eh, laddie?

烦人的橙子： Laddie? I'm not a laddie.

槲寄生： Uh-oh.

烦人的橙子： And you're not Rocket Socks.

(Mistletoe transforms into Liam the Leprechaun. It was him in disguise the whole time.)

Liam: I can’t believe you fell for that one! Seriously, someone green shows up and starts granting wishes, come on Orange!

烦人的橙子： You're an apple!

Liam: No! You're an apple! For not inviting me to your party!

烦人的橙子： Well your an apple because... Wait, you did all this because we didn’t invite you to our party?

Liam: Look at it here, Orange. Nobody likes to be alone. Especially for the holidays!

烦人的橙子： Oh.

Liam: So.

烦人的橙子： You want to call it even?

Liam: Just for the holidays, and I still get to come to your party right?

烦人的橙子： Deal.

Liam: Excellent!

( Liam and Orange go back to the kitchen. Everything is normal)

烦人的橙子： Whoa! Marshmallow. You're alright!

棉花糖： I’m better than alright! I’m delicious!

烦人的橙子： Hey, Pear! You're not a dork anymore!

梨子： Ah, thanks, Orange!

烦人的橙子： Passion, you're not kissing Pear!

百香果： What? Me and Pear? Ewwww! That was my sister, Mandy, kissing Pear.

(The camera zooms out revealing Mandy next to her. She and Passion both look alike, exceot Mandy has a yellow bow on her head and Passion doesn't.)

Mandy: Hello.

烦人的橙子： Oh, really.

Mandy: Yeah.

烦人的橙子： And you're not dating Midget Apple?

Mandy: Midget Apple's, single?

小苹果： And how!

百香果： Orange, you seem different! What’s going on?

(Happy music starts playing in background)

烦人的橙子： I guess I just really happy to have you guys in my life, even Grandpa Lemon. And I just like to say that......wait!

(Daneboe places a mug between Marshmallow and Grandpa Lemon and dramatic music starts playing)

烦人的橙子： Is that cocoa?

棉花糖： Hey! Wake up, Grandpa Lemon! It's chocolate time! Yay!

烦人的橙子： NOOOOOOOOO!

(Daneboe picks up Marshmallow)

棉花糖： Yay!(Daneboe drops her)

百香果： AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

梨子： AAAAAOOOOOOO!!!!

小苹果： WAAAAAAAAAOOOOOH!!!

棉花糖： Whoa!!!!!!!!!

(Marshmallow falls into the cup of hot chocolate, presumably dying)

烦人的橙子： Not death by chocolate!

小苹果： (sadly) N-No, that little fluffy guy was my best friend!

小苹果： (crying) Oh, no!

棉花糖： (Pops up and is floating in the cocoa) Yay! It feels like a hot tub full of love! (Giggles)