英语笑话笑死人不偿命56: 一位心满意足的客户

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A Satisfied Gustomer

一位心满意足的客户

A rough looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller.

有一位相貌粗鲁的家伙走进银行对柜台职员说:

"I wanna open a god-damned checking account. "

“我想开个你他妈的活期存款账户。”

"CertainLy, sir," replied the young lady, “but there's no need to use that kind of language."

“当然可以啦，先生，”年轻的小姐回答说，“但没有必要使用那种字眼。”

"Hey, get your ass in gear, will ya? I’m in a hurry. ',

“嘿，你他妈的能不能快一点吗?我在赶时间呢!”

"Sir, I’m not used to being spoken to in that way. "

“先生，我不习惯别人那样子对我说话。”

"I wanna open a fucking checking account, and I want to do it now, understand?"

“我要开一个x××的活期存款账户，而且要现在就办，懂了吗?”

"Sir, I'm going to get the manager," said the indignant young lady.

“先生，我去找经理来。”气愤的年轻小姐说着。

Soon she returned with the manager, a dignified white haired gentleman, who asked, "What seems to be the trouble, sir?"

不久她带了经理回来，那位满头白发、看起来很庄严的老先生问道：“先生，到底有什么问题吗? ’

“I just won $10,000,000 in the lottery, and I want to open a goddamn checking account. "

“我刚中彩券得了一千万美元，我想开个你他妈的活期存款账户。”

"I see," said the manager warmly. "And this bitch is giving you trouble?"

“我知道了，”经理说道，“而这个臭婊子在给您添麻烦，是吧?