英语笑话（双语）36 哲学课一则

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哲学课一则

Why worry?

何必忧虑呢?

Really, you have only two things:to worry about-either you are sick or you are well.

真的，你只有两件事要担心，你不是会生病就是身体健康。

If you are well, you have nothing to worry about.

如果你身体健康，那么就没什么好担心的。

and if you are sick, you have only two things to worry about-either you get well or you die.

如果生病的话，只要担忧两件事，你不是康复就是死亡。

If you get well, you have nothing to worry about.

如果你康复的话，什么也不必担心。

and if you die, you have only two things to worry about-either you go to heaven or you go tohell.

如果不幸死亡的话，你只要担心两件事，你不是上天堂就是下地狱。

If you go to heaven, you have nothing to worry about.

如果上天堂，什么也不需要你担忧。

and if you go to hell,you'll be so busy shaking hands with old friends, you won't have time toworry !

要是下地狱的话，你会忙着和老朋友握手寒暄，连担忧事情的时间都没有!