英语笑话（双语）39 不要瞎混

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不要瞎混!

"Please be gentle with me, darling," said the brideon her wedding night, "I'm a virgin. "

“请对我温柔一些，亲爱的!”新婚之夜新娘对新郎说道。“我是个处女。”

"You're a virgin?" exclaimed her husband withsurprise.

“你是个处女?”她丈夫吃惊地叫道，

"But you've been married three times. "

“可是你已经结过三次婚了啊。”

"That's true. dear; but my first husband was an artist and he just wanted to look at my body;

“没错，亲爱的，可是我的第一任丈夫是位艺术家，他只想看我的身体。

my second husband was in advertising, and he would only tell me how great it was going to be;

我的第二任丈夫从事广告业，而他只是告诉我那件事会有多美好。

and my third husband was a lawyer, and would always say, ”I'll get back to you next week. "

我的第三任丈夫是位律师，他总是说：“下星期我就回来看你。”

1.wedding night 新婚之夜

例句：Every minute of the wedding night isprecious.

春宵一刻值千金。

2.virgin 处女;圣女

例句：The spring of the plains is not a reluctant virgin.

大草原的春天，并不是象一个处女那么娴静文雅。

3.exclaim 惊呼;惊叹;惊叫

例句："Oh," she was about to exclaim, but checked herself and allowed her thoughts to diewithout expression.

“噢，"她听了简直要惊叫起来，不过她忍住了，没有把自己的想法流露出来。

4.artist 艺术家

例句：The artist showed us a portfolio of her drawings.

艺术家给我们展示了她的绘画代表作品。