英语笑话（双语）50 至少你有所选择

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至少你有所选择

A newly deceased sinner had just entered hell, andwas being shown around.

一名罪人去世后，刚下地狱就被带往各处走走。

"I'll tell you how it works around here," declared aparticularly hideous devil. "You get your choice ofthree punishments. Here's the first. "

“我将告诉你这里的状况，”一位面目可憎的魔鬼宣布道。“你必须在三种刑罚中选一个，这是第一种。”

The sinner watched in horror as he saw men and women repeatedly being immersed in boilingwater.

罪人看见男男女女反复地被浸入沸腾的热水中，吓得目瞪口呆。

"Here's the second. " The poor sinner shuddered as he saw unfortunate people beingcontinually hounded by ferocious beasts and cruel demons.

“再看第二种。”可怜的罪人看到一些不幸的人被凶恶的野兽和残酷的妖怪不停地追赶，吓得直打哆嗦。

“And here's the third. ” A group was standing knee deep in shit and sipping tea.

“这是第三种。”一群人站在深及膝部的粪池中喝茶。

"Well,this seems all right," said the sinner."I'll take this one."And he joined the group.

“这个看来还可以，我就选这个。”罪人说着便加入了那群犯人。

No sooner had he done so than another devil yelled out："OK, tea time's over. Get back on yourheads. "

就在他加入不久，一个魔鬼大声喊道：“午茶时间结束，回到头下脚上倒立的姿势。”