英语笑话（双语）75 老师与学生之间的对话

Dialogues Between a Teacher and a Pupil

老师与学生之间的对话

1.Teacher: This essay on your dog is, word for word,the same as your brother's.

老师:这篇有关狗的文章和你哥哥的一字不差。

Pupil: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.

学生:是的，先生，这是同一只狗。

2.Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.

教师:我想要你们告诉我你们能想出的最长的句子。

Pupil: Life imprisonment!

学生:终身监禁。

3.Teacher: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?

教师:为什么早期的历史被称为黑暗时代?

Pupil: Because there were so many knights!

学生:因为那时有许多骑士!

4.Teacher: What is the Great Depression?

教师:什么是大萧条?

Pupil: When you get a bad report card.

学生:当你拿到不好的成绩单时。

5.Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

老师:1809年发生了什么重大事件?

Pupil: Abraham Lincoln was born.

学生:亚伯拉罕·林肯出生了。

Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

老师:正确。1812发生了什么重大事件?

Pupil: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

学生:亚伯拉罕·林肯过他的第三个生日。

6.Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast thismorning.

老师:沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我可以看出你今天早餐吃了什么。

Pupil: What was it?

学生:那是什么?

Teacher: Eggs.

老师:鸡蛋。

Pupil:Wrong, sir. That was yesterday.

学生:错了，先生。那是昨天的。

7.Teacher: Why are you late?

老师:你为什么迟到?

Pupil: Because of a sign down the road.

学生:因为路上的一个牌子。

Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

老师:牌子和你迟到有什么关系?

Pupil: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

学生:牌子写着，“前方学校——慢行!”